(A/N: More cussing than ever before! I love this kid...and she says Review or else!!!)
September 25, 2010
I hate the orphanage. They're trying to take me away from my parents all because of some stupid rule!! But so far, Chris, L and the others are keeping them away. I heard them promise that we'd still visit if we went back to the orphanage, but then I heard Chris say it was a load of shit and that if we went back to the orphanage, they'd probably never see us again. I just found my parents…I don't want to loose them again…
October 2, 2010
I hate the Lab. With a burning passion. They kidnapped Destiny a while ago- because gay-ass Mello who's a complete dipshit let her leave HQ all alone. Then the Lab got her.
Well….the other day Chance and I forced Matt to take us to the park- it was fucking hilarious too!! I tried to make Mello take us, but it didn't work even when I bribed him with chocolate but he said:
I have my own damn chocolate.
But then I totally pwned him when I pulled out this AWESOME swiss chocolate bar with white chocolate chips that was totally HUGE that I would have given him but kept for myself. It was yummy. Then I told Matt that if he didn't hurry up and take us, I'd shove the Guitar Hero guitar up his ass. Well actually, I just said up a place he didn't want it to be, but the ass was the intended area. You should have seen the look on his face, Diary!! It was fucking priceless!!
So back to why I hate the lab.
After Matt got us to the park he started giving us rules. As if we're actually going to listen. Pff. So Chance and I run off into the ground and race each other, then get kidnapped by these men in black suits…I will never be able to watch Men In Black the same way ever again… Anyway so we're knocked out and wake up in cages. They electrocuted me REALLY badly and it hurt like a mother-fucker. Then Jacob came in and rescued us. Go Jacob!! Mommy was really mad at Matt for loosing us.
Well I'm going to go prank someone and laugh at them. Or maybe I kick Matt off the couch. Literally.
October 4, 2010
I just realized that I'm talking about all these people in my diary, but not explaining who they are. So here is my little dictionary of who's who in HQ. Hey that rhymes!
L: Super-smart detective dude with a sugar-obsession(but he's cutting back). My mommy's boyfriend and my father. Um….he's…smart? And determined I guess…and yeah…He's a wolf-human hybrid like me…
Chris: My mommy!! She's totally fucking awesome! She's the toughest person in HQ! Most of the guys are scared of her(and with good reason). She has all these insanely cool powers like throwing fire and all this awesome shit!! A wolf-human hybrid. She hates Mello and Matt, just like me! She's really smart too, and brave, and awesome!
Mello: Or as I like to call him: He Who Is A Dipshit. He's mean, obnoxious, rude, mentally deranged, has serious anger management issues, and is a psychopath. And he smells. Badly. I steal his chocolate all the time. He hates me but he can't do anything or else my mommy will kick his fucking ass!! DUMBSHIT!!! He's too stupid to realize that pissing my mommy off is just asking to get beat up. Apparently, he's been pissing her since they met like, 3 years or ago or something like that. He's really stupid. A complete dumbshit. And a smelly one too. Seriously, I don't think he knows what a shower is. His hair is terrible too. Its like he's confused about his gender or something, not to mention its cut really badly and looks all grody. I don't think he washes it, combs it, or anything.
Matt: Little Redshit. That's my nickname for him. He's always wearing this stupid goggles! And his fashion sense is terrible!! Its like he dresses in the dark or something! He's wimpy and pathetic too but he somehow managed to become the espionage worker. Tries to be funny and he's always playing video games. At least he doesn't smell like a piece of shit like Mello does.
Chance: Already explained him dumbass!
Destiny: Really quiet girl from the orphanage who's going to be a future task force member. I don't talk to her much. Got turned into a wolf-hybrid at the Lab. Nice.
Rachel: Mello's girlfriend. Blech- how anyone can like that asshole, I'll never know. She seems pretty nice and has electric powers. Cat-hybrid.
Caden: Wolf-hybrid dude who's an old friend of Rachel's and is helping Jacob keep control. Fun to prank, a bit of a dumbshit, wimpy blah blah blah.
Near: Weird albino-boy. He's like an L-wanna-be or something.
Lexi: Matt's leopard-hybrid girlfriend.
Danika: Or Dane. Girlfriend of Near, best friend of Rachel. Don't really know much about her. She's always fucking reading!!
Anna: Was a member of the British police, wolf-hybrid, like Caden yadda yadda yadda.
OMFG!!!! Holy shit! Mello and Rachel are making out on the couch. Eeeewugh! My eyes! MY EYES!! They burn!! Oh god!! I'm gonna puke! Uuuuggh!!! This is going to scar me for life! I'M ONLY 5 YEARS OLD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! Ok technically its only 6 months but WHATEVER!! That's SOOO fucking gross!!! Blech!
(A/N: *is rolling on floor, laughing hysterically* Mello + Smells= Smellow! But on RP he's nicknamed Mels. Or Marshmellow. OMG Marshmellow! *ADD author resumes hysterical laughter*)