When I showed everyone the list that night they just rolled their eyes and told him me go away, I wondered why all my family is annoyed by me. I bet its because they are unbelievers of unicorns. There for, They must think I'm crazy for doing this, But wait until I'm finished. The unicorns will praise me and I will grow a horn.
So when everyone went out to hunt I stayed home and went into Rosalie bedroom. I look at the list and read number one out loud.
'1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"'Where could he find an elevator where it would defiantly have people in it? The hospital, of course. So I grabbed on of Carlisle's hot pink and black tote bags and set of to the hospital. When I got there I headed straight to the elevator. When the door opened I got on and stood in the corner. I opened the bag open a bit and said "Hey Frank, You got enough air in there?" For good measures I had put a hamster in incase the people tried to force me into the psychiatric ward. I had been standing next to some an wrinkly old lady who started to hit me with her walker. "HELP!! HELP!! SOMEONE ESCAPED FROM THE PYSCHIATRIC WARD" she yelled before running off the elevator. I grinned. Mission Completed…