November 3, 2010
The world is a beautiful place!!! Wait no, it still sucks. But my da- I mean L like TOTALLY told off the Whammy' jackasses! He fucking QUIT! And since he's like, fucking rich and famous, he still has control over the FBI, the CIA, and all that fun shit. And now me and Chance and Destiny don't have to go back to the gay-ass orphanage! I'm gonna go gorge myself on Mello's chocolate and play a plan a prank on Caden in celebration!!
November 4, 2010
Life just keeps getting better, ya know that? "Father dearest" has decided that all the kids will be trained. Lithium(who is still badass and awesome) will be trained by Mello(ha ha- sucker), Destiny will be trained by Caden(as if she'll actually learn anything from him), Jacob's gonna be trained by Anna(I guess he might learn something, but he seems pretty dense. He follow Lith around like a puppy and she treats him like shit….why does that seem familiar…hmmm…well whatever), Chance is being trained by Chris(the lucky bastard), and I'm being trained by Gamer-boy Mailbox. I still can't figure out why they call him "Mailbox". I don't know if it's a good thing or not. I mean yeah, he's the Espionage Worker but my mom can do everything he can do and do it better. But then again….he does have access to lots more guns than anyone else(well so does my mom buts that's because she gets around the locks and shit and steals tons from Matt).
But even if he's a sucky trainer, all I have to do is still manage to be better than everyone else so I can prove to my dad that he should pay attention to me! That I'm the best there is! Then he'll HAVE to pay attention to me and like me! And when I'm older, I'll be the one to become the next L when he dies. Not stupid Near who sits on his ass all day and doesn't do shit, or Mello who just wants L dead already and has methods more unorthodox than Chris(sometimes…). Neither of then deserve to be the next L. And Matt can't because of what he is(though I guess Chris could take his place). But I do deserve to be the next L! I'm smarter than all of them! I'm faster and stronger too! Its in my blood. I'm the only true heir to L so I should be the one to take his place! I'll make him pay attention to me, I'll make him see that I'm the best.
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go kick Matt until he takes me to the Target Practice room to start training. Later, bitches.
November 10, 2010
So far training is going pretty good. I learn really fast- after just 1 mess up I can do it perfectly on the next try. I can tell that Matt's impressed and since my mom hasn't beaten the crap out of him for not training me well, then he must be doing OK. And today L was watching. Lithium was training too(and beating the crap out of Mello. Its pretty sad if a 20-something year old gets beaten up by a 7-year old) but I know L was watching me. I've just got to keep being the best. One way or another.
November 11, 2010
Well the Task Force finally has a case again. BB is back. I don't really know who BB is other than he's a murderer that my mother had killed before I was born. Seriously, can't criminals stay dead anymore? She killed Kira, and he came back(he still couldn't kill her though. Dumbass) and now it's the same with this Beyond Birthday guy(a really stupid name if you ask me). Apparently, last time he really had it out for the task force. Matt was nearly killed and Lexi was tortured by him along with lots of other stuff. All the adults are getting kind of uneasy, mostly because they're worried that the other kids will be hurt. But as long as their around me, it will all be fine. I can make force fields that will come up automatically if anything comes towards me(like say, a knife or a bullet).
December 1, 2010
Sorry I haven't written in a while. I got really busy with training and then Chance was attacked by BB! He got cut up in the chest real bad. Anyway, he had to go be a dumbass and try to move around and shit while he was still badly injured. So I've been threatening his manhood(and his life) and keeping him trapped inside force fields to stop him from moving around. He's sleeping now, I convinced him to watch a bloody action movie and he finally fell asleep. I swear to God that it's the only time he willingly stays still. Dumbass.