I'm sorry to announce to you that I'm SOO glad I got this done. THIS IS NOT MY BEST WORK, SORRY. Sugestions and Reviews are greatly appreciated. I read everyone of them and they touch my heart. WOW!!! THAT SOUNDED CHEESY!!! R&R :P

"Okay, Time for number two on the list. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off" I said aloud. I'm I going to have to go to the hospital seventy nine times to finish this, I bet it would be okay with Oscar (The Head Unicorn) If I did two or three at a time. I read the third one on the list "When arriving at your floor, Grunt and strain to yank the doors open, Then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves" This one will be hilarious. "Eddy-Poo" I Yelled, "Can I borrow your Volvo". "No Way In Hell, Emmy-Poo" Edward said in a voice that sounded like he was talking to a five year old, I think I'll take it anyway.

I drove down to the hospital, and since it was Carlisle's day off, I decided to park in his space, To save time. I walked into elevator number one which had four people on it. An old bald man with the look on his face like he was horribly constipated, Mike Newton, Dr. Snow, and A male nurse who looked very gay. I entered the elevator and went to the corner, And stood there. "What level are you going to, Handsome" The Nurse, Who I was positive was gay, Asked. I held back a laugh and just stayed in the corner. "How about my condo at nine thirty, We could watch some baseball, Go to third base." I couldn't help it as I burst out laughing and then yelled "Dude, I'm not even gay" As I ran off the elevator onto the one right beside it that had eight people. Dr. Snow, Two female nurses, A guy nurse in-between the two, Dr. Ken, Two children, and a lady with a tank-top that said "Vampire Bitch", That would be perfect for Rosalie.

I waited until we went to level four for the stunt because that was where Edward's car was parked, The doors closed on level three and we started going up. I walked between one of the female and male nurses making out and tried pulling the door open. I even strained my muscles for effect, and made a bunch of grunting noises. Then I put my hands on my knees and started to breathe heavily, Then the doors opened. I put on a face that showed embarrassment. The kids started laughing, The nurses stared, and Dr. Snow snapped a picture, I really hope that isn't going to Carlisle. I walked out to Carlisle's parking space to find a ticket under the windshield wiper, I'll give this to Edward later. I drove home and walked in to find a very mad Carlisle, A giggly Alice, and An annoyed Edward. "Emmett, No X-Box for a week" Carlisle said walking away, Then I took out the ticket and gave it to Edward. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" I yelled. MISSIONS & 3 COMPLETE!!!