(A/N: I haven't been working on very many fics lately. One reason is for lack of motivation, and the other is because this is going to be a very busier summer than I thought. I mean where has June gone? Jeez I can't believe that its already almost July! Anyway, I worked on this a little bit since it was short and easy. I'll try to work on some other stuff too but...eh...lolz)
December 17, 2010
Ha ha! I finally got to work with guns! It was AWESOME! Cuz yesterday when we were training, I saw some cool guns and wanted to play with them but Matt wouldn't let me(fucking dumbass). So then I was going to sneak down later and steal it but he stopped me(isn't he supposed to be too lazy or something to be doing that?!?!?). But today I complained to him in front of my mom about how I wanted to work with the guns and SHE got really pissed at Matt for not letting me learn how. Of course then L said I shouldn't and that it was dangerous blah blah blah(and I'm related to him how???) but of course Mommy won the argument(duh. No one can beat her at anything. She's the best.) So anyway, I'm off to go shoot things. Hmmm…maybe I can "accidentally" shoot the back of Mello's head. It certainly would be a terrible "accident" ha ha heh.
December 18, 2010
Sadly, Mello didn't have an accident with a bullet. Maybe I could hire the Russian KGB or whatever they're called. Quite a few people have "accidents" with them around…hmmm…Well anyway I got to shoot things. Of course, Matt wouldn't let me use the machine gun, just a dumb automatic hand gun. He said I was pretty good, I never missed the target once and I even got a bulls-eye! I'll be the best in no time! The best shooter, the best fighter, the best everything! After target practice, Matt taught me some cool fighting moves. I'm going to practice all the time! And I better start some solo practice. Lithium practices by herself and she's really good but I know L would never choose anyone related to Mello as his successor…right? And Near's not aggressive enough. It has to be me. I heard once how there was a time when Mello DID succeed L back in the Kira case a couple years ago because he managed to kill L(again) and he chose my mom as his successor…and now we all hate each other more than the Capulets and Montagues…damn life is fucked up. Eh well, when I become the next L I can get rid of all the useless members like Mello and Near. No one will stand in my way.
December 20, 2010
Lets see, what's happened in the past two days…umm…more training and shooting at things? And I ate all of L's favorite cake? Yeah I think that's about it. The cake was pretty good but its not as good as Sour Patch Kids…mmmm Sour Patch Kids. I wonder if I'll get some for Christmas? I better or else I'll burn the place down! I want lots of things for Christmas. A cool bike so that I can have a motorcycle when I'm older, lots of candy, a gun and a puppy! A cute fluffy cuddly puppy with adorable big brown eyes that are irresistible and a it will cuddly with me and play with me and just be so damn adorable and then I can train it to be my guard dog and get it to attack people that annoy me! Like Mello! Ha ha ha! Just the thought of him getting mauled by a dog makes me laugh! Hee hee! Later!