Hate (I Really Don't Like You)

AN: So here you go, another part of my little music challenge!
I think about writing at least one of those each day, that way I've got something to do, haha! And all are pretty short. Shifts from 1-4 pages which doesn't take long time to write... and I've got ideas for several more :D

Chapter summary: Jack wasn't very happy about being stuck in the same cell as a certain other captain. Ianto to the rescue!

Warnings: Nothing more than cursing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood. If I did things would have happened differently in Torchwood Children of Earth: Day 4 T_T

"You know, Jack... I didn't really intend to put the two of us in this crap..."

Jack rolled his eyes and sent a quiet nasty glare at the captain who was sitting down besides him. Right now he was sooo close to just slamming a fist into the other's face, but he knew that it only would make things more complicated.

Because starting a fight when you were sitting in a cell, which you had ended up in for actually starting a fight, would simply be stupid since it would put them in even more trouble. Plus the fact that it would be awkward if John happened to 'accidentally' break Jack's neck or something like that, they'd have to Retcon the whole freaking police station... and Ianto wouldn't be happy about the trouble of doing that.

"What exactly did you expect would happen by starting a fight in public? With guns and everything?" Jack asked with a raised eyebrow.

John shrugged, "People here are too freaking concerned about weapons," he said with a smirk on his face.

"Oh god, just go back to where you came from and leave me alone!" Jack complained as he rubbed his temples. It seemed that no matter what he did John would come back, and then they'd end up figting.

Why had the police put the two captains in the same cell? It was the most stupid thing ever, especially since they had been taken in for fighting each other. Shouldn't you try and keep fighting people separated? After all they had seen John fire several bullets towards Jack (which he thankfully had been able to dodge).

"That's all you ever keep bloody telling me!" John said with narrowed eyes, "Leave me alone! You belong in my past! We're over with! Go back to where you came from and never come back!" he tried to mimic Jack's voice, failing slightly at doing it, and it only made Jack more irritated at him.

"I've been chasing you around cause I thought we had something special, Jack, don't you miss the good old days, huh?" he asked as he tried to sneak an arm around Jack.

"There's no point living in the past!" Jack hissed and removed John's arm as if it was something disgusting, "Would you kindly shut up? You're giving me a head ache."

John rolled his eyes and let out an irritated sigh as he looked at Jack, resisting his own urge to pummel him down. He felt like strangling Jack... but there was not much comfort in that since he knew that it wouldn't take long for him to come back from the dead. But then he could always kill Jack again, and again, and again...

"Immortal bastard."

"And you wonder why I didn't stay with you," Jack said with a quiet monotone voice as he glared at John once more.

John put a hand over his own heart, "And you left me broken hearted, my already broken heart is in even smaller pieces now, all I wanted was your love!" he said, but it was with evident drama.

He was rewarded with a slap to his face. And not many seconds later the two grown men was on the floor, both practically trying to kick, hit, scratch, bite... anything to just harm each other.

"I'm gonna kill you, Jack Harkness!"

"Good luck pal, unlike you I'll come back!" Jack growled and was just about to punch John's face as the door to the cell was opened up by a officer.

And also standing there, looking in with a not so impressed look on his face, was Ianto Jones. He didn't really enjoy going around bailing Torchwood members out of prison.

"...can't I be away for more than 10 minutes before something like this happens?" he tiredly asked before looking at the officer, "You can leave, I'll take care of them," he simply said. The officer threw a look that was between amusement and suspicion. It looked like the two prisoners either had been making out or having a fight.

Somehow he could image them both happening... but with a sigh he left the room.

"Ianto!" Jack exclaimed as soon as the officer had left and shoved John away from him and got up from the floor, "You can't believe how happy I am to see you! Take me away from here!" he said with a wide grin on his face.

In the background John swore under his breath as he got up from the floor.

Ianto rolled his eyes as he looked at Jack, "Who said I was going to take you away? I'm just doing my duty getting you out from jail. It's not my responsibility to get you anywhere," he simply said, a bit amused at the slightly offended face expression that occupied Jack's face.

"Don't leave me with him!" Jack desperately said, to Ianto's amusement.

"I'll leave you alone on one condition, Jack..." John suddenly said from behind, making both Jack and Ianto look at the smirking man.

Jack raised an eyebrow, whatever it was it couldn't be something easy to give away, "What?"

John grinned and winked as he looked at Ianto who looked quite blank and misplaced, "Just give me some time with eyecandy over there and-,"

"Let's get out of here," Ianto hastily said and grabbed Jack's arm. No way he was going to listen to John talking about him like that. He wasn't anyone's eyecandy, "And who said I was getting you out as well? "

A grin spread on Jack's face as he put an arm around Ianto's shoulders, oh how he loved Ianto Jones, "You better get back into the cell, and sorry but Ianto's not for rent!" he happily said as he gave John a push into the cell.

"What? You gotta be kidding me! You can't do this!" he said, sounding pretty damn pissed off.

"Watch me," Jack said with a wink as he looked at Ianto and then grinned before turning the way the officer had disappeared to earlier, "Hey! Officer, you can lock him up!" he called and the officer who had been waiting just on the other side of a door he stepped in and just gave a nod as he brought up his keys.

Ianto just threw a look of dislike at John as he backed into the cell, wise enough to not start a fight now. It was too bad, somehow Ianto would enjoy seeing John try to fight and maybe get shot, maybe not to death but enough to see him in pain.

"Come back you bastard! Eyecandy!" John shouted as Ianto and Jack turned started walking, leaving the other captain to his destiny, "Hate is a strong word but I really, really, really don't like you Jack Harkness!"

Jack grinned as he looked at Ianto who still looked slightly bothered, but he was finally relaxing as they were outside, getting up to the black SUV, "So what do you want to do?"

"Just get me as far away from him as possible," Ianto said with strained voice, seriously tired about all that eyecandy talk.

"With pleasure, eyecandy, with pleasure," Jack happily said as they got into the car, safely driving back to the hub while John was stuck in jail. Finally not being their problem for a while.

"If you call me that again I'll send you back and have you locked in with him again," Ianto sharply said with a small glare at Jack.

"Point taken, Yan."


AN: Maybe not the best thing I've written but it amused me, and I wanted to do something that had John in it. Because I actually like him (even though I hated him in Fragments and the beginning of Exit Wounds...). So here's for John! May he get out of the jail in a legal way, which I doubt since he used guns in public... xD
Fic based on the song Hate (I Really Don't Like You) by Plain White T's.

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