LUBA GIBBS, THE ONE AND TRUE PIMPTRESS....HAS RETURNED...
Luba: I'm so glad I finally got my money back. That shit was not cute how I had to fend for myself. PICKING UP HER JACKET, LUBA GETS UP TO LEAVE AFTER ANOTHER DAY OF WORK. ONCE SHE LOCKS HER OFFICE DOOR, SHE APPROACHES HER SECRETARY WHO IS STILL NURSING HER WOUNDS FROM THE PREVIOUS DAY.
Secretary: Are you leaving already Ms. Gibbs?
Luba: You best believe.
Secretary: Well...tomorrow I will have your morning coffee on time, I swear to god.
Luba: I thought you said you was an Atheist?
Secretary: Believe me, after spending time with you, it's best to have someone to pray to at the end of the day.
Luba: STOPPING IN HER TRACKS, What'chu say?!
Secretary: STUTTERING WITH FEAR, I-I mean! I just meant that...may god bless you sweetheart.
Luba: NARROWING HER EYES, hmmmm....bitch, I been blessed since the day I was born.
Secretary: But of course! I mean, who else can do it like you can Ms. Gibbs?
Luba: SMILING, TOSSING HER WEAVE OVER HER SHOULDER, Not a damn soul on the face of this Earth, beyotch, that's who.
Secretary: LAUGHING EXAGGERATEDLY, Oh my! Hahaha, Ms. Gibbs you are too much for my aged heart to handle!
Luba: Then get a pacemaker.
Secretary: I'm not that old...
Luba: Could've fooled me! Peace out.
LUBA GIBBS PIMP-STEPS OUT OF THE OFFICE, HUMMING MELODIES TO HERSELF AS SHE APPROACHES THE ELEVATOR. SUDDENLY, SHE BUMPS INTO SOMEBODY. A MAN. HE IMMEDIATELY WITHDRAWS INTO THE SHADOWS, BITING HIS NAILS AND LOOKING JITTERY.
Luba:...
Jittery Man: ...W-why did you do that...?
Luba: ...Take a step back, G'. You're the one who walked into me, let's not get it twisted.
Jittery Man: You're responsible.......
Luba: What are you, a pot head or something? Tie your shoe laces, because you straight trippin'. TURNING AROUND AND GOING FOR THE STAIRCASE INSTEAD.
Jittery Man: How the fuck did you-how the fuck did you know that?!
Luba: Bye bye!
Jittery Man: ANswer MEEEeeeeee!!!!
Luba: DUCKING INTO THE STAIRWAY, I keep bumping into all these characters lately...
MEANWHILE, BACK IN LUBA'S OFFICE, TWO SHADOWY FIGURES DESCEND UPON HER SECRETARY...
Shadow #1: Do you want justice....?
Shadow #2: True...justice?
Secretary: W-who are you?! What do you want with me?!
THE TWO SHADOWS STEP FORWARD AS 'LET GO' FROM THE SAW IV SCORE BEGINS TO PLAY. THE CAMERA GOES INTO SLO-MO AS IT REVEALS JOHN AND AMANDA SMIRKING AT THE SECRETARY.
John: Do you want to see Ms. Gibbs get what she deserves?
Amanda: Would you like to see her mauled to death??
John: LOOKING AT AMANDA WITH A DISTURBED LOOK ON HIS FACE, That's only if she fails her test.
Amanda: Oh...yeah.
John: I hope you haven't been rigging my traps again...have you?
Amanda: N-no way, hahaha! I learned my lesson back in Saw III!
John: Good...very go-...wait a minute...how are we still alive right now?
Amanda: ...Just shut up and have some imagination okay?
John: What is wrong with the women of today?
Secretary: ...yes...
John: TURNING TO HER, Pardon me?
Secretary: ADJUSTING HER GLASSES, Hell yes...I want to see her get her just reward....what do I have to do?
Amanda: *Sigh* So much for the no-more apprentices rule.
John: You will help us set Ms. Gibbs up....then she will have a chance to redeem herself...if she fails...
Secretary: Death...
Amanda: Yes!!! I mean...only if she fails of course.
Secretary: 'LET GO' FROM THE SAW IV SCORE COMES TO A CONCLUSION, I'm in...
CUT TO: LUBA EXITS THE BUILDING AND SEES A WOMAN ACROSS THE STREET. THE TALL, WHITE WOMAN IS LEANING INTO THE DRIVER'S SIDE OF A MAN'S CAR.
Woman: I can get you a good deal on some hot girls.
Man: All I want is you, baby. LUBA LAUGHS TO HERSELF AND BEGINS TO WALK AWAY TOWARDS HER OWN CAR.
Woman: GIGGLING TO HERSELF, Sorry babe, I'm the one and only pimptress. I'm not available.
Luba: PAUSES IN HER STEPS AND SLOWLY TURNS AROUND, Aw hell nah... 'THE TOOL' FROM THE SAW IV SCORE BEGINS TO PLAY.
Woman: I got a whole bunch of girls...they would love to meet you. So c'mon, whadya say? Help a pimptress out?
Luba: NAH BITCH!
Woman: ENRAGED, TURNS AROUND, Who the hell do you think you are?!
Luba: I'm Luba Gibbs, Mistress Pimp Extrordinare! The One and Only and True Pimptress!! You, my friend, are just a supporting character.
Woman: LAUGHING TO HERSELF, SHE REMOVES HER SUNGLASSES. They call me Brenda...and I'M the true Pimptress.
THE TWO LOCK EYES AND STARE EACH OTHER DOWN.
Luba: This can only mean one thing....
Brenda: This has to be settled...
Luba: By the sacred ritual...
Brenda: No...
Luba: Yes, bitch, yes...
Brenda: The showdown..
Luba: ...of the pimps...
SUDDENLY, THE TWO BREAK OUT INTO THE STREETS, STOPPING EVERY CAR IN SIGHT. THEY BEGIN TO PIMP VARIOUS MEN AND WOMEN TO RANDOM STRANGERS. MEANWHILE, JOHN AND AMANDA OBSERVE THE EPIC EVENT FROM AFAR.
John: Pitiful...such illegal activity in plain sight.
Amanda: IMPRESSED, SHE TAKES OUT A PAPER AND BEGINS TO TALLY THE RESULTS BETWEEN BRENDA AND LUBA. Damn, they are both good at what they do.
John: What was that?
Amanda: Nothing.
CUT TO: LUBA RUNS OUT OF PROSTITUTES AND HOOKERS TO PIMP. SHE CAN ONLY DO ONE THING...RESUPPLY HER RESOURCES...
Luba: POINTING TO A RANDOM BUSINESS WOMAN, Hey you! Get your ass over here and help serve a greater cause!
Business Woman: A greater cause? What do you mean?! I work for the Marshford Group and I build condos in one of the most densely populated cities in the country!
Luba: Yeah whatever, you ain't got shit bitch! THROWS THE WOMAN INTO THE BACKSEAT OF A MAN'S TRUCK.
MEANWHILE, BRENDA IS PANICKING. ALL OF HER CUSTOMERS BEGIN TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO LUBA.
Luba: Five dollars, make you holler!! SHE TOSSES A RANDOM PERSON INTO THE PASSENGER SEAT OF ANOTHER MAN'S CAR. BEFORE LONG, THE STREETS ARE CLEARED AND ONLY JOHN, AMANDA, LUBA, AND BRENDA REMAIN IN SIGHT. SUDDENLY, LUBA GRABS JOHN AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO ANOTHER CAR.
John: What are you doing?!
Luba: Shut yo mouth!
Amanda: Have fun John, I'm out of here! DISAPPEARS.
LUBA APPROACHES THE CAR AND THE MAN LOWERS HIS WINDOW. HE LOOKS DISTRAUGHT AND IS ABOUT TO CUT HIMSELF WITH A BROKEN BEER BOTTLE.
Luba: Hey sweetie, you look like you could use a good time.
Man: ...Go away! What would you know about a good time?!
Luba: GRABS THE MAN'S TONGUE AND PULLS HIM CLOSER TO HER FACE. The fuck did you say?! You clearly don't know how I roll. I'm Luba Gibbs, LOOKS TO BRENDA, Mistress Pimp Extrordinare, the One and True Pimp. And the Only. LOOKS BACK TO THE MAN, I know how to have a good time.
Man: AFRAID OF HER, C-can I have my tongue back now?
Luba: Of course you can sweetie. Now, here's somebody that will show you a good time. But since you look so upset, you can have him for free tonight.
John: What the fuck?!!
Man: Gee, thanks..Luba Gibbs huh? You are a True Pimp.
Luba: SMILING, What it is...
John: Wait a minute, can we discuss this first before- LUBA TOSSES HIM INTO THE MAN'S CAR.
Luba: Bye now! THE MAN DRIVES OFF, JOHN SCREAMING IN THE BACK SEAT, HIS FACE PRESSED UP AGAINST THE REAR WINDOW AS IF TRYING TO ESCAPE.
Brenda: This can't be...
Luba: Oh, it be. And don't you worry honey, my job ain't done yet.
Brenda: What?
Luba: Ohh IIIIIIvvvaaaaaannnn.....
IVAN APPEARS OUT OF THE ALLEY WITH HIS PET DOG, CHANCE.
Ivan: You summoned me, Ms. Gibbs?
Luba: You damn right I did. GRABS BRENDA. This here, is Brenda. She's very nice and she would lovveeee to go on a date with you!
Brenda: Oh my god...mercy...
Luba: Mercy is for the weak. THROWS BRENDA AT IVAN, WHO TUCKS BRENDA UNDER HIS ARM AND RUNS AWAY, HIS PET DOG CHASING AFTER HIM BARKING LOUDLY.
Brenda: Nooooooooo!!!!! HER VOICE THEN FADES OUT.
Luba: GRINNING AND LAUGHING QUIETLY, I told you Brenda...I'm the one and true pimptress. Ain't nobody ever gonna do it like me. JUST THEN, A NEWSPAPER BLOWS ACROSS THE GROUND AND HITS HER LEG. ANGRILY, SHE LOOKS DOWN AT IT. You want some of this too?! IN FEAR, THE NEWSPAPER FLIES AWAY, KNOWING THAT IT CANNOT COMPETE WITH HER, FOR SHE IS THAT SHIT THAT YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE.
OFF IN THE DISTANCE, AMANDA FINISHES HER TALLY SCORE.
Amanda: I could learn a thing or two from her. A FEW MINUTES LATER, JOHN STUMBLES UP NEXT TO HER. HIS CLOTHES ARE TORN AND HIS FACE IS CRUSTED WITH DRY TEARS.
John: Tomorrow, Luba Gibbs DIES!!!