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Chapter 4--Potions
Dear Mr. Prongs, Mr. Padfoot would like to inform you that he is bored. I'm bored, Mr. Padfoot
Dear Mr. Padfoot, You are a git. sincerely, Mr. Prongs
Mr. Mooney, Mr. Prongs called me a git. Mr. Padfoot
Mr. Padfoot, Leave Mr. Mooney out of this. Mr. Mooney
Mr. Prongs, Mr. Padfoot bets U that he can come up with 10 things that R wrong with U. Mr. Padfoot
Mr. Padfoot, Ur on. Mr. Prongs
Mr. Prongs,
1) U smell
2) U can't get a date with Evans 4 ur life
3) Ur hair is ALWAYS messy
4) U sing terribly
5) in the shower
6) U snog ur pillow in ur sleep
7) U eat like a pig
8) U've had ticks (DOZENS!!)
9) That pimply girl in Ravenclaw likes U
10) U LOST AGAINST POOP-FACE HOUSE!!!!!
Pay up, Mr. Padfoot
Mr. Padfoot,
1) U live with poop-face parents
2) You've had fleas
3) Evans hates U
4) Ur an idiot
5) U swear in ur sleep
6) U barely eat
7)U take 2 hour showers
8) U liked that pimply girl
9) U smell
10) U KNOCKED ME OUT WITH A BLUDGER THAT GAME!!!
Pay up, Mr. Prongs
Mr. Prongs, Mr. Mooney has reviewed your list directed to Mr. Padfoot and has found it un-fair in the following ways:
1) U live with poop-face parents (Not Mr. Padfoot's fault)
2) U have fleas (natural 4 dogs)
3) Evans hates U (Lily's fault)
4) Ur an idiot (Mr. Padfoot got more O's than U)
5) U swear in ur sleep (Mr. Padfoot is unaware of doing so)
6) U barely eat (Mr. Padfoot is not hungry)
7) U take 2 hour showers (Mr. Padfoot like 2 B clean)
8) U liked that pimply girl (In the past)
9) U smell (HE DOES NOT!!!)
10) U KNOCKED ME OUT WITH A BLUDGER THAT GAME!!! (accidents happen)
P.P. Mr . Mooney
Mr. Mooney, What does 'P.P.' mean? Mr. Prongs
Mr. Prongs, Pay Padfoot. Mr. Mooney
Mr. Mooney, Ooooo, ur standing up 4 him! Slightly Grossed Out, Mr. Prongs
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