Sorry about the letter in the last chapter, The words humbly, requested, funeral, court order, have no choice but to, know, and laugh at were supposed to be crossed out. And I know its P.P.S, but I thought P.S.S. would be funnier. Just wanted to make that clear.

Disclaimer: I still don't own it. But I wish I did.

Chapter Two: Courtney

Assassin? Ha! Nobody would dare harm a C.I.T! That's what I was thinking when I turned off the TV after listening to that "special report." The only thing I was worried about was Duncan. I hoped he was ok. He had seemed well enough in the report. Everyone who had been attacked had said something, even though Heather was still on life support after being hit by a semi truck, and Tyler had his vocal chords removed after a bizarre "orange incident."

I got up when there was a knock at the door. When I opened the door, the mailman (who oddly looked a whole lot like Chef Hatchet) stood there.

"Hmm," He muttered, "You look fine to me."

"Excuse me?" I asked.

"Uh, nothing. Here's a letter." He shoved a letter into my hands, then turned and walked away. I shrugged and closed the door behind me.

The return address was smeared so I couldn't read it. So the only way I could know who sent it was to open the letter, and that's what I did.

As soon as I saw the letter was from Chris, I stopped reading. I didn't want anything more to do with Total Drama Island. I threw the letter out and went on my merry way.

After school I went to the mall to promote myself. I was running for school president. I was sure to win, but I just wanted to make sure. I was in the food court handing out flyers.

That's when I heard it. I thought it was just a song that the mall was playing over the intercom. "This is your right! That is your right!" it sung, and then it paused. I thought that was a little odd, but I didn't question it. Then it started again.

"That is your right, this is your left," the voice sung. I found myself humming along, in spite of myself. "That is your right, this is your right." It was really strange. It was like I knew this song and quite recently.

Then the last part started. "This is your right! You're gonna die!" Then I realized it. This was the same song the others had heard right before they were attacked! This song wasn't playing over the intercom, it was in my head!

I looked up as I heard a loud snap! A giant menu board was pulling out of its place on the wall. One thin cable was all that was keeping it from falling and crushing me. There was another loud snap and I got out of the way just in time as the menu board crashed to the floor.

Panting, I stared in horror at it. If I had just been one second slow… ugh. I didn't want to think about it.

I immediately ran home to dig up that letter from Chris. Maybe it would help me. I did not want to die! Especially because of an oversized menu board!

The letter (which had a lot of cross outs, by the way), was inviting me to go back to Total Drama Island. It seemed to know about the song so I wrote a reply saying I'd come right away.

Besides, I would get to see Duncan again.

Sorry. This chapter was kind of short. And there was not much dialogue. Ah well. Next we go to Tyler's view. Review, because I promise you, my shadow will find you…

Don't worry, the next chapter will be better.