Prince Sasuke sat on his throne. The palace he was staying in was one of the only one's that actually belonged to him and not his older brother. In fact, the only reason he was here in this palace in the first place was because his brother thought he needed some alone time with his -dare he call them this- harem. It was made of squealing fan girls and ubnoxious bitches all trying to get into his pants.

Sasuke was sure that his brother had realized that the poor prince was gay, but decided to be cruel and give him only women. Sasuke slammed his head against a near-by wall. Too bad he didn't notice one of his kinder servants, Iruka, come around the corner.

"Ah! Prince Sasuke, you shouldn't do that! I came to inform you of the newest arrival for your harem." Sasuke sighed because it was costomary for him to go and welcome each new harem member. He walked briskly into the greeting area of the palace and swung open the doors.

"Welcome to the pal-" he was stopped short when he spied the angel before him. Blonde hair, blue eyes, tan skin, and a petite body! By the gods he was perfect! To add to his perfection, he was wearing a VERY short kimono with long sleeves and had two fox ears on his head. Five tails swung out behind him. Sasuke almost had a nosebleed as the delectable creature before him tilted his head and smiled cutely.

"Hi! Im Uzumaki Naruto!"he chirpped.

"Well, hello, Naruto", Sasuke purred seductively. Thinking of the fact that this angel was going to be a part of his harem made him very happy. Now he would have someone to look foward to. And there would actually be a little beauty in the harem, instead of the butt ugly Sakura and Ino. Sasuke almost smiled at the idea of being with the boy whenever he wanted. Keyword: almost. Because Uchiha's do not smile, so he instead did his famous smirk.

All the while, the shy little blond stood in front of the Uchiha, picking nervously at the edges of his kimono. The only reason he was here was because of the kind man with the scar across his nose. 'Iruka, I think his name was', Naruto recalled. The brown haired man had found Naruto out on the street, bruised from many beatings people in the village gave him daily. Only because he was an orphan! But Iruka had secretly taken the boy into his home, and when he saw what a beautiful face the young child had, Iruka knew instantly that he shoudl show Naruto to Prince Sasuke. Maybe then the prince wouldn't be so mad every time he visited the harem. Obviously, that plan was working.

"So, Naruto-kun, what are you doing coming into my harem?" Sasuke asked.

" I don't have anywhere else to go" the blond answered sheepishly.

"Oh, and why not?" Sasuke was truly intrigued.

"My parents are dead, and the people at the orphanage kicked me out because of how I looked." Sasuke almost felt sympathy for the boy.

"Well," he said to the boy, putting his finger under Naruto's chin and making him look into Sasuke's eyes, " you will be living here, with me, and I believe that you are now my favorite concubine"

"What's a concubine? Can you eat it?" Naruto asked innocently.

"Yes, I suppose I could eat a concubine. Preferably you." (An: ohhh!! HE can eat concubines... X3) he muttered the last part. Sasuke took a closer look at his new pet. Although beautiful, his pet was quite dirty and needed a bath. "Iruka, prepare a bath please."

"Yes my lord." Sasuke picked up his small blonde who squeaked in suprise and led him towards the bathing area. To his delight, the little blonde fox nuzzled into his chest. A sure sign that he trusted the prince. 'All the better to eat you up my kitsune.' Sasuke thought pervertedly. When they got to the bathing area Naruto was almost sound asleep. With half-lidded eyes he listened to Sasuke's comand of "Take off your kimono." He obeyed and Sasuke's eyes widdened. The blonde fox had the body of a god!! Smooth girlish hips and flawless skin. He couldn't wait to taste his delicious looking fox.

But first, he had to clean the fox. He took off his own clothes, then picked up the fox and walked into the water with him. As soon as Sasuke had released the kitsune into the bath water, he started to purr contently, relaxing. Sasuke drank in the sight of the cute blond, thinking how he would look panting underneath him.

Sasuke sat down in the water next to the blonde who had his eyes closed in content. "Naru, why don't you sit on my lap so I can clean you better?" he asked with a smirk.

"Huh? Ok." Naruto responed innocently, getting up, and then ploping down on Sasuke's lap. Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist and rubbed his toned stomach lightly. "Hehe, that tickles!" Naruto giggled and turned around so he could face Sasuke. "I love Sasuke!" he giggled innocently then placed a chaste kiss on Sasuke's lips. Sasuke smirked.

"Now what was that for?" he asked happily.

Naruto cocked his head. "Because I like you! Kitsune kiss others when they like someone." Just then, before Sasuke could respond, the bathroom door opened.

"Saaaassssuuukkeeee-kkuuuunnnn!!!! It's me! Sakura, I heard you were in the bath so I came to see if I cou-" the pinkett stopped suddenly as she spoted the blonde. "HEY!!! GET OFF OF SASUKE-KUN YOU WHORE!" she shouted.

Naruto, who had jumped off of Sasuke's lap in surprise when he heard the shrill voice, became angry when he heard what she had called him. His eyes turned a blood red color, and his tails started to twitch. "Me? The whore? Why don't you look in a mirror before calling anyone else a whore." It was true. Even though most people wore towels before goibng into bathes, Sakura was wearing a strip of cloth on each of her...'private' areas.

"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WHORE!! AND HOW DARE YOU SIT ON MY SASUKE'S LAP!!!" At this, Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"'Your' Sasuke? I hate you; I always have, and always will." Sakura instantly ignored Naruto and turned towards Sasuke with teary eyes.

"B-but Sasuke-kun, I'm your favorite, right?" She asked hopefully. Sasuke scoffed at her stupidity.

"Favorite?? How could you be my favorite when I hate you?" Sakura was about to respond when Naruto suddenly figured something out.

"Heyy, isn't there a seperate bath for girls and guys?" At this Sakura could say nothing. Sasuke took this oppurtunity to wrap his arms around Naruto's waist and pull the kitsune back onto his lap.

"And with this whole 'favorite' business, that spot has been taken up by my little Naruto." Sasuke nuzzled into Naruto's neck, causing the blond to blush. Sakura stared at Naruto in disbelief, then in anger.

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL SASUKE FROM ME!!" she screeched. Sakura then ran over to Naruto, picked him up by the neck, and threw him against the wall.

Sasuke was seeing red. He got up out of the bath and ran towards Naruto, craddling his injured body. Sasuke felt anround and found he had a broken arm. Sasuke's temper and blood pressure rose. "GUARDS!" Sasuke shouted. They came running and saw the blonde down and Sakura smirking like she won the loterry.

"Yeah. Take that slut away from my Sas-" she was cut off as Sasuke got up from his injured blonde and slapped her across the face. (Bitch slapped!)

"I meant you! Get out of my sight bitch! Never hurt my Naruto EVER again or I'll kill you!!! Got it bitch?!" Sauke shouted in anger.

"Yes sire. We'll remove her now." Kiba, the capitan of the guard said stoticaly. His face however, was bright red from the sight of the naked blonde angel. Sakura was dragged away and Sasuke was left to pick up his blonde, dress himself, and place a towel over the blonde before rushing him to the infiramry. (Not all in that order.)

When Tsunade saw the little blonde, her eyes widdened and she called for her apprentice medics, Shizune and Hinata. They too saw the blonde and took him from the princes arms. Allowing Sasuke to come with them to the room where they quickly healed his broken bone and layed him down to sleep. The prince did not leave his side the entire time. He even slept there.

But when the next morrning came, he was woken by two voices. "Hello little brother." that was Itachi, his brother.

"Oh MY GOD! NARU!!!" that was Kyuubi, Itachi's favorite. Only one question was left. How the hell does Kyuubi know Naru?
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Siren: again. we were bored. this one took two days
NE: because my mom is stupid that way
NE: she made me get off
NE: D:
Siren: We don't own Naru-chan or any other Naruto characters.
NE: But we wish we did
NE: because then there would be smexy sasunaru everywhere
Siren: yup. no stop. they'd be fucking like rabbits
Siren: hehe
NE: and there would be little naruto's running around
NE: :D
Siren: Yay!!!
Siren: Anyway. We have no clue as to what the next theme will be, but there will be another chapter of this drabble.
Siren: That kind of defeats the puprose tho...
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NE: It's drabble, just in different chappie Siren: true.
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