Chapter 1
"Pease Mr. Plamktom sir." Pichu begged in his cage. "Pease let me out of dis cage." Plankton was in his lawn chair and shades relaxing, while poor Pichu was locked up in a little cage.
"No!" Plankton snapped.
"Buts… buts…you haves to."
"And why do I have too you filthy little dumb rodent? This is America; therefore I can do what I want."
"Then I cam do what I wants tos toos!" Plankton looked at the caged Pichu who was giving him the puppy dog look.
"NO! He roared.
"If you let mes gos." The mouse pokemon took out a lump of applesauce out of his ear and offered it to Plankton. "I'll offirs you some applesauce."
"Ewww no!" He swiped the applesauce away. "I don't want your garbage; talk about disgusting!" Pichu ratted the bars frantically now.
"Pease sir! I'm beggimgs you, lets me goes! I evems says da P word amb dis times its wasm't Pichu or Plamktom! Pease have mercy om mes!"
"NO!"
"Pretty pease?"
"No!"
"Pretty pease with dat red fruit on tops?"
"No!"
"Pretty pease with dat red fruit spimkles, applesauce, applesauce, and more applesauce…"
"NO!" Plankton had enough! He went out of his lawn chair, took of his shades (That covered his entire one eye) and looked at Pichu dead in the eyes.
"LOOK YOU LOWER LIFE RAT!"
"I'm a mous…"
"I DON'T CARE! YOU DO WHAT I SAY, WHEN I SAY! CAPEECH?"
"Uh whats does ca…"
"OH JUST PUT A SOCK IN IT WILL YA?!"
"Okays I wills. Just let me outs amb I wills." Plankton looked confused.
"What?"
"Lets me outs, yous wamts me to puts a sock in it rights?"
"Yeah."
"Wells you gottas let me into your room or wheres you sleeps at nights, and I'll eats one of your socks."
"And just let you escape?"
"I's womts escapes, actually I wills but…"
"OH IT WAS JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH!!!"
"Speech? Whats you gommas wites your speech oms? Why Pichus are da greatests? To respects Pichus evreywheres?" Plankton growled. "The history on applesauce's? The history on Pichus? What?"
"OH JUST CAN IT!"
"Okays buts I needs to go fimbs a cam and…"
"Would you just shut up???!!!"
"Wells sures! Why didm't yous just asks? Of course I'll shuts ups. All you had to do was asks." Plankton groaned as he laid back down on his lawn chair.
"Mistreating a poor helpless creature again Plankton?" Mr. Squarepants asked. Squidward was beside him. Plankton turned to Mr. Squarepants. He laughed little.
"Oh hi Hared." Plankton greeted. "About the rat."
"Mouse!" Pichu piped up.
"Yeah about the mouse in the cage, he wanted to be in that cage."
"No I didm't!" Plankton looked at Piichu. "Shut up, yes you did!"
"I dids? Hmm, I's dom'ts remembers wamtings to bees im a cage. Oh wells, guess I dids buts I chamges my mimbs, I wamta be free agaiams!"
"Shut up you!"
"Okays, heys you triks me! I didm't wamts to be in a cage. I wamts out! I'll calls my lawyer if I hads omes om yous!" He rattled the cage. "Lets me outs, I'm too cutsy wootsy to bes im here, let me outs!" Plankton looked at Mr. Squarepants again.
"That Pichu is like a kid huh?" Plankton chucked a little. "They say the darnest things, don't they?" Mr. Squarepants wasn't amused one bit. Plankton stopped.
"Cartoon animal abusement." Mr. Squarepants said. "Plankton how low can you get?"
"Apparently really extremely low!" Plankton chucked again. Mr. Squarepants looked at Squidward.
"Squidward." He said to him.
"Yes majesty?" Squidward asked.
"Free Pichu. Won't you?"
"Right away sir." Squidward went to the cage and unlocked it. The door opened and Pichu stepped out.
"Ohs thamks yous sir, yous ares a hero to Pichus everyswheres."
"Don't thank me. Thank my majesty." Pichu turned to Mr. Squarepants and bowed.
"Thamks yous sirs!" Mr. Squarepants bowed as well.
"It was my pressure." Then Pichu scampered of.
"Aw man Harold!" Plankton said. "Now I don't have any company."
"Sorry plankton. But don't you have company like the villains?"
"Yeah, but they won't talk to me all day like Pichu can! He's more entertaining!"
"Yeah, he is the life of the party."
"Yes!" Squidward mumbled to himself. "He's a joy to have around. What will we do without him?"
"Anyways," Mr. Squarepants continued. In speaking of party, I hate to gloat, but you missed out on a rockin' party!"
"Oh boo hoo!" Plankton pretended. "I missed the part where Yoshi, Kirby, and Munchlax ate all of the food?"
"Yes, but you missed something really important."
"Let me guess, Cosmo's lame puppet show starring Mr. Neigh Nigh and his precious nickel Phillip?"
"Yeah, but something more important."
"Does it have to do with your lame little son by any chance?"
"Yes, but he's not lame! He's my pride and joy and he will be your future king like everyone else."
"We'll see Harold." Plankton said, going away. "We'll see!" He then disappeared behind a rock.
"Something smells fishy about him Plankton." Mr. Squarepants told Squidward. "I don't like it. I don't like it one bit."
"Yeah no kidding!" Squidward plugged his long nose. "Woo yee! He hasn't showered in weeks again. I can tell!"
"Yeah those villains have those personal hygiene issues, don't they?"
"Yeah, well they are evil! That means they do the opposite of what we smart nice cartoons do."
"Good point Squiddy." They started walking out. "They sure do!"
Twelve years later have passed and SpongeBob has grown into a nice eager young preteen. He went into his parents' bedroom. Mr. and Mrs. Squarepants were sound asleep, but did that stop SpongeBob? No suree! The young sponge went by to where his fathers side. Mr. Squarepants was lightly snoring.
"Dad!" Spongebob said no success. "Dad!" He was still sound asleep. SpongeBob shook his father. "Come on dad; rise and shine, come on and wake up! Come on dad!" When he had enough, he took his hands away and stepped back. The little sponge took a big breath and let it out all at once.
"DAD, WAKE UP!!!" He shouted. His parents opened their eyes and groaned.
"SpongeBob, do you want to wake the whole cartoon world?" Hared asked his son. "It's eight in the morning on a Sunday! You don't go back to school until tomorrow. Now as you excuse me, I'm going back to bed."
"No dad!" SpongeBob said before he could turn over. "Dad please. You promised that you would take me jelly fishing at 8:30. You prominsed, and a prominse is a promise!" Mr. Squarepants sighed, sat in bed, slipped his slippers on, yawned, and then got up.
"Okay." He said; "You're right, let's go."
"YES!" Little SpongeBob was happy. "Thanks dad, you're the best."
"Why thank you son." Little SpongeBob started for the door. "Come on dad, race ya! 1, 2, 3 go!"
"SpongeBob!" His mom called. SpongeBob stopped and turned around.
"Yes mom?"
"Haven't you forgotten something?"
"Oh yeah, love you mom!"
"Well yeah, but what must you must remember when you're with your dad?"
"Don't talk to strangers. I know that mom."
"And?"
"I must listen to him and obey him at all costs."
"Yeah and?" SpongeBob sighed and slumped his soldiers. "Always be kind to cartoon animals and don't go near one without your dad and…" SpongeBob was now impatient.
"Mom!" He complained. "I'll be fine, don't worry! The jellies will be out of jelly!" He started for the door again. "Come on dad!" His parents laughed as they kissed.
"That SpongeBob!" His mom said. "What will we do without him?"
"He acts like a real normal kid." Her husband agreed. "It's hard to imagine that he will be king one day. Well love you honey."
"Love you Harold."
"Dad!" SpongeBob interrupted. "Come on!" His dad laughed as he followed his eager son.
"Okay, coming son!" His wife waved one final goodbye.
"I beat you out dad!" He said when they were outside.
"You certainly did son. Congrats!" They both went to Jellyfish Fields.
"So all of Cartoon World will be mine dad?" SpongeBob wanted to know as he caught a jellyfish in his net.
"Yep son!" His father nodded. "Everything will be all yours."
"Wow really? Even the villain's lair?" Mr. Squarepants then looked serious.
"No son! That place is strictly off limits."
"But you said a king could do whatever he pleases, right dad?"
"Not everything son. There's more."
"Really? There's more!?" Harold chucked to himself.
"Hay Pat!" SpongeBob said as he met with his best friend. Patrick and his mom were licking ice cream cones. "Guess what? I just heard of this awesome place from my dad. Come on. You just got to see it!"
"What is this place?" Patrick's mom asked. SpongeBob hesitated.
"Uh, Walt Disney World? No, it's Goofy Goobers!" SpongeBob lied.
"GOOFY GOOBERS???!!!" Patrick was so excited that he tossed his ice cream away. "I want to go, I want to go!" He then turned to his mom. "Can I mommy? Please?" He grinned, showing his putrid teeth.
"Okay." His mom said.
"YES!" The boys jumped up and started walking.
"But I'm going with you!" Squidward said going with them. "Since you're going with Patrick, there will be loads of trouble up ahead."
"Okay Squiddy!" SpongeBob told him. "You can come, we'd be delighted!" Squidward sighed and rolled his eyes.
"I was afraid you were going to say that."
"Yay!" Patrick cheered. "Three friends on an adventure to the uh…well unknown place, how amazing!"
"Yeah, I'm thrilled!" said a sarcastic Squidward.
"Psst, Patrick!" SpongeBob whispered to him. "Allow me to tell you where we're really going." Patrick looked at his friend.
"We're not going to Walt Disney World, Goofy Goobers, or Lego Land California?"
"Correct, hey where did you get Lego Land from? I didn't mention that."
"Yeah I know; I just wanted to go there you know, to see all of the clothes circle all day in a porthole on a magic machine."
"Uh, no!"
"What, you lied to my mom? That's it, I'm leaving!" SpongeBob stopped him before he could go.
"I'm sorry I lied Pat." SpongeBob confessed. "But trust me this place will knock your socks of!"
"But I'm not wearing any…"
"This place will be the bomb! Trust me, it'll be better then Walt Disney World, Glove World, or Goofy Goobers."
"What about Waffle World?"
"Or Waffle World whatever that is."
"Waffle World is a store where…"
"It'll be a thousand times better!"
"Where are we going?" SpongeBob made sure Squidward couldn't hear, then whispered to his friend.
"We're going to the Villain's Lair." Patrick gasped.
"Villain's Lair? But isn't that place strictly off limits to us?"
"Yes! But not if we get caught! Besides we'll be together!"
"I don't know SpongeBob. This plan smells fishy to me."
"Oh no Patrick. That's your Garlic Pizza you had this morning."
"Oh yeah." Squidward came besides the two.
"What are you idiots blabbering about now?" Squidward commanded to know.
"Uh what do you mean?" SpongeBob said, trying to sound innocent. "We weren't discussing anything." Squidward wasn't amused.
"Oh yeah?" He challenged. "If you weren't discussing, then why were your mouths moving, huh?"
"Uh…we were…"
"He's on to us SpongeBob!" Patrick blurted out. "Run!"
"Uh we were…"
"I'm waiting!"
"We were praticeing our new song in the all female choir!" Patrick piped in. They looked at him.
"I never knew you two boobs were in choir. Especially an all female choir."
"Yup! We're in Tiptup's choir of females. Two females dropped out, so we had to fill in for them instead. Wanna hear it?"
"No that's all right. I don't…"
"It goes like this!" He paused and looked at his buddy. "Uh SpongeBob, how did it go again?"
"It went like this." SpongeBob got ready.
"Oh no!" Groaned Squidward. Not another story song. Not by these two, not now!" SpongeBob started their song.
"Oh it will be the best day ever, cause I'm going to be the main event like no king was before!"
"Oh yeah!" Squidward challenged. "Well I never had seen a king that acts so childishly as you!" He prinked the sponge's nose.
"I'm going to be huge event like never before; I'm going beyond what no sponge has ever accomplished before! Watch! I'm working on my laugh!" SpongeBob laughed, making Squidward plugged his ears.
"You think they ever want a fool as their king? Dream on!"
"Oh I just can't wait to be king!" He and Patrick splashed in some puddles.
"Now look here mister! There's no way that'll happen with that attitude!"
"No one said do that or stop that!" Patrick joined in.
"No one said… hmmm, no one said… that your pizza will be here in thirty minutes?" They went on.
"Free to do whatever I say."
"That's defrently not going to happen!"
"Free to do it all my wayyyyyyy!"
"Now look here. I…" Squidward ran into a Doniphan.
"Kings don't need sourpusses for a start!"
"If he's going to be king, count me out! Out of Cartoon World, I don't care! As long as it's far far away from here; because this child is getting out of tentacle!"
"Oh I just can't wait to be king!" Squidward went by Perry who was watching with other cartoons with interest. His hat was off for respect.
"Tell me Perry. He is not really going to be king, is he?" Perry nodded. Squidward collapsed and groaned.
"I was afraid you were going to nod yes. Will this nightmare never end? It hasn't even stated and already… it'll be total chaos when he's king."
"It's going to be my best day, cause everywhere I'll be standing in the spotlightttt!"
"Not yet and hopefully never!" Then Yoshi ate Squidward and shot him out of his mouth like a cannon.
"Um- bum!" Spat Yoshi. All of the cartoons sang as they threw Sponge and Pat in the air.
"It's going to truly be SpongeBob's greatest best day ever and thing!"
"Oh I just can't wait to be king!"
"Oh he… he…now what was it?"
"I just can't wait to be king!"
"Oh yeah! He just can't wait to be a taxi driver! Or was it a chuffer? Burping Champion? To defeat the giant moneyman and save the ninth dimension? Uhh, a taxi driver? I give up!" All of the cartoons except Squidward sang.
"Oh I just can't waaaaiiiit to be kiiinnnngggggg!!!!!!" Then the song was over and everyone went home.
"Patrick, let's roll down that hill!" SpongeBob said, pointing to a nearby hill.
"Okay!" The sea star agreed. Then the two laughed as they rolled all the way down. Then the two got up when they herd evil laughter, they were near the Villain's Lair.