Chapter 2- No Santa?

Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or any of the character, Stephanie Meyers own them and I do not own Taco Bell.

A/N: I hope you like it. I also have a deleted another version I did of this chapter, but if you review I will PM you it.

Emmett POV

Bella had no idea of what I was going to do; it was going to be hilarious. I looked at Edward, and I saw he was trying not to laugh, but I could tell he would burst anytime now. I saw a Taco Bell and I knew it is the perfect place to do it. "Welcome to Taco Bell, what can I get for you today?" The guy in the speaker said. "Yea, I have a question," I said to the guy in the speaker. "Ok, what's your question?" The guy answer back. "What is your name?" I asked since I needed to know it to make this work better. The guy reply "Jake," I heard Edward in the back starting to growl, knowing it reminded him about Jacob Black.

"Well Jake, did you go to College?" I asked while leaning out of the window. "I'm in College right now," Jake answer starting to act a little annoyed. "Is it fun so far? I want to know because I'm about to graduate from High School and I want to know if it's worth it to go and spend a bunch on money on College." I said back, knowing I was getting him annoyed. "What would you like sir," he said. "Hmm let me think. I would like to know if you can see me though the drive-thru." I asked. "Yes sir, I can see you. We have cameras at the drive-thru." He answered getting tired, but I still had a lot more questions to ask him.

"Oh, how does my hair look? I got it cut today and I want to get your opinion on how it looks." I asked him trying not to laugh. "It looks good sir. Do you know what you want yet?" He asked and I can hear the tiredness in his voice. "Yes. I would like two tacos and I would also like to know what you are doing this weekend." There was silence and I was so close to busting out laughing. "Um, I going on a date with my girlfriend tonight." he answer knowing he was just saying that to think I was asking him out. "Oh, that is kind of a letdown because I want to take my girlfriend out tonight but she wouldn't go because of her gorgeous best friend is staying in town this weekend. My girlfriend won't leave her alone in the house and I was going to see if you wanted to go on a blind date, but that's too bad. Anyhow, I would also like two taco salads." I answered to see if he was telling the truth or lying about having a girlfriend.

"Well sir, I sorry about that and I hope you find someone to take your girlfriend's friend out with." He answered. " Since we been talking for about three minutes I think you can call me Emmett instead of 'sir'. It kind of gets on my nerves." I said to Jake. "Ok, Emmett what else would you like?" He asked. "Well let's see, I was wondering what you think Santa is going to bring you for Christmas this year, since it's so close to Christmas and all." I asked him. "My family doesn't open gifts on Christmas because Santa doesn't exist, so we don't celebrate it," he said. "What do you mean Santa doesn't exist anymore? I sit on his lap every year since I was five years old and he always bring me gifts." I said to him wondering what he would say next.

"Um, Santa died a long time ago before our parents were even born." He said in response. "No Santa?" I asked him. "Yes Emmet, he has been dead for many years now," he said trying to not upset me. I knew what I was going to say next. I tried to prepare myself from not bursting out laughing. "SANTA IS DEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Every year for I don't know how long, I have been sitting on an imposter lap every Christmas!" I answered in a sad voice trying not to laugh. Edward looked like he would die laughing any second, even though that was impossible for us to die. "I'm sorry Emmett, I didn't know you still believe in Santa Claus." He answered trying not to make me break down even more.

"Don't worry about me Jake, I think I will survive, hopefully. I will live on knowing that every time I see Santa every year he is just a fake and he is trying to make kids still believing in Santa even though he is DEAD." I said trying to keep my voice to where it sounds like I would break down any second. "Would you like anything else Emmett?" He asked trying to be careful of what he said. "No, I don't think I can eat anything right now, knowing Santa is DEAD." "Um," Jake said knowing he didn't know what to say.

"Bye Jake, maybe I'll see you another day when I've recovered from this trauma I just encountered. It may take me months or maybe years for me to recover." I said and then I drove off laughing my head off with Edward. I stop laughing when I felt someone hit my head, and I saw that it was Rose. "Rose, why did you have do that?" I said while rubbing my head."Because, that was one of the dumbest things you've ever done." Rose said while glaring me. We arrived at Happy Motors in 40 minutes because of my fast driving, even though Edward said he could get there in 30 minutes. We got out and I saw the rest of my family waiting for us.

"What took you so long?" Carlisle asked. "Well, Emmett decided he wanted to take a detour to Taco Bell." Edward said trying not to laugh. "Do I even want to know?" Carlisle asked. Everyone except for Esme, who had no idea what happened, shook their heads. Knowing Alice, she knew what I did and told Jasper. Carlisle left the parking lot and walked into Happy Motors with Esme.

BPOV

We went into a building that looked like an office and a man with green eyes and brown hair came up to us and said, "Welcome to Happy Motors, my name is Kyle Martin. How may I help you today?" Carlisle was the first to speak. "Yes, my name is Carlisle and my wife wants to buy a car." Kyle replied, "well, you came to the right place because Happy Motors has a huge selection of cars in stock for you. Why don't you follow me and I can help you get started on finding the perfect car for you." When we went outside, there were different types of car lined up in different groups. We headed towards the luxury cars. I guessed that Kyle knew Carlisle was rich. We came up to where all the foreign cars were located. I was surprised that Happy Motors sold those types of cars.

Esme POV

After an hour of looking for a car, I noticed the kids getting a little bored. It seemed like Alice was interested in buying a car for herself. Rose and Emmett looked bored. Well, mostly Emmett looked bored, and I remembered Edward told me he wanted to buy a new car for Bella. I turned to Carlisle and said, "Dear, I think the kids are bored. We should let them look around and I know Alice and Edward want to buy a car."

He stopped walking and turned around and said, "Kids, why don't you go look around since you look like you don't want to shop with us." They all had smiles on their faces, and they all started running off in human speed. Alice started running where the Porsches were, while Jasper trying to catch up to her. Rose and Emmett went towards the BMWs, and Edward and Bella went where the Mercedes were located. Carlisle and I started to follow Kyle, and I looked back, watching my kids walking out of view. I hope they don't cause any trouble.

What kind of trouble do you think the will the Cullens stir up? Tell me what you think about the story. Remember, if you review, I PM you the second version of Emmett in the Drive-thru. Next chapter is Alice and Jasper.

Sneak Peek of Chapter 3:

"Well, Alice you come to the right place, we have huge selection of different type of cars, would you like to test drive this car here", Steve said while pointing to the Carrera. Alice just nodding her head while still jumping up and down; Steve has no idea what he got himself into.

What will Alice do?

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