Chapter 4- Emmett humping cars?

Do not own twilight Stephanie Meyers own twilight and the character. It may get a little OOC but I will try to stay in Character as much as possible.

A/N: I wasn't expecting to put this chapter up this early. I was not expecting 234 hits yesterday, WOW. I want to thanks my beta reader Alice001 for beta reading my chapters so fast. Yesterday she did two chapters and today she also beta two chapters. I want to also thanks darklust34, Twilight fangirl13, -CrA-zAy ChIcKiE-. Especially -CrA-zAy ChIcKiE- she review every chapter so far. So keep reviewing. Also, this was one of my favorite chapters to write. So I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it.

Emmett POV

Once Carlisle let us roam around Rose wanted to go where the BMWs where and I didn't know why. "Rose why are we going over here? I want to look at the Jeeps." I asked hoping I wasn't making Rose mad.

"Well Emmett, I was thinking about getting a new car and I want another BMW, but a different kind of BMW." She said while starting to drag me over to a car. She started looking at this one car. It looked like a Roadster BMW, but I didn't really know. "Emmett, I love this car. I may get it!" She said excitedly. I knew Rose would get that car and no one would change her mind about it. "Let's go find sales person so I can test drive it." She said while she walked away from the BMWs. As we were walking around, we came across another group of cars and that is when I stopped dead in my tracks. My feet could not move. I found a car better than my Jeep, not just better; ten times better then my Jeep. I just found my perfect car.

Right in front of me was my perfect car. Rose stopped dragging me and asked, "What's wrong Emmett why did you stop?" I could not answer. I stared open mouthed at the unbelievable monster machine. I do not know how long I was standing there until I heard a loud slap, and I realized that Rose just hit me across the back of the head. "EMMETT!" She yelled. "What is wrong with you?" I closed my mouth and opened it again to say something, but I could not get the words out. "R-R-Rose, I-I-I think I ch-changed my mind," I said still staring at it not knowing if I could tear my eyes away from the car.

"What?" she asked. "What do you mean you changed your mind?" Her voice was confused. "I want a hum-hump her." I stutter. "You want to WHAT??" She asked while glaring at me with the fieriest face on. "A hump-humpher" I stutter pointing at the silver Hummer. Rose looked over and started laughing so hard she was rolling on the ground. That knocked me out of my trance and caused me to scowl at her. She looked up at me and gasped out between her laugh.

"I did not know you like to hump cars Emmett!" She said and I glared at her and decide to walk around it to take a better look at the Hummer. To my surprise, she grasped my hand and jerked me the other direction toward the BMW. "It is still my turn to look for a car. After I find something for me, I'll let you hump that Hummer over there," she said laughing while dragging me away from the Hummers.

A few minutes later we saw a man that was finishing helping a couple look for a car. "Sir," Rose said to him. "Yes ma'am? What can I do for you today?" He answered Rose with a huge smile on his face. "I would like to test drive that Z4 Roadster 3.0i BMW over there," she said. "Uh, yes ma'm let me get the keys to the car and I will meet you over there to test drive it." He said surprised that she knew what the name of the car.

When the guy finally came back with the keys, Rose and the salesmen started to get into the car. I didn't want to go test drive the BMW. I wanted to go look at the Hummer. "Rose, I'm going over to the Hummer while you test drive that car. You can meet me over by the Hummers later." I said to her while starting to inch towards the Hummers.

"Ok, but stay out of trouble," she said just before she drove off in the BMW with the salesmen. The second the BMW was out of site, I ran over towards the Hummer as fast as I could at human speed. I stopped at closest Hummer to me. I checked the door to see if it was unlocked, but it wasn't. I checked all the other doors and they were all locked. I was so close to just ripping the door of the car just to look inside of it. Before I did anything else, a guy came up to me and said, "hello, my name is Jason, can I help you?"

"Yeah, do you have the keys to this car?" I asked while pointing to the Hummer. "Ah, the H2 Hummer. Let me quickly get them for you," he said while walking back to get the keys. After ten minutes of trying to wait patiently and not rip the door off, Rose came over to me and said "Why are you jumping around?" I replied, "because any second, I'm going to rip this door open if Jason doesn't come back with the keys to this car." "Who's Jason?" She asked. "He's the guy who is suppose to get the keys to this car, and it has been ten minutes." I said starting to whine.

"Here," she said while getting a long slim strip of metal out of her purse. "What is that Rose?" I asked while staring at the object in her hand. She looked at me like I was dumb and said, "It's a Slim Jim. It unlock cars without the key.""Oh," I said. "Why do you have one?" "Well, after Carlisle told us that we were going car shopping, I knew I wanted to buy a car and I'm not always patient you know. I don't want to wait like ten minutes for the guy to come back with the keys and so, I use the Slim Jim to open the car when they're not looking." She said. She was just about to use the Slim Jim on the Hummer when I stopped her.

"Emmett, why did you stop me? Didn't you want me to open the car?" She said looking at me. "No, I want to open the car." I said. "Emmett you don't know how to use a Slim Jim, so let me do it." She said taking my hand away from the Slim Jim. "Well, let me try. Pleaseeee?" I asked as I plead to her to let me do it. "Fine," she said while handing me the Slim Jim. Once I got the Slim Jim I started to unlock the door.

Rose POV(starts after Rose is done test driving)

After I was done test driving the BMW the salesman, I think his name was Andy, came around and said "So, do you like the car?" "Well," I said. "I love it and all but I don't think I can get it since I have a M3 BMW at home. I've only had it for two years and my family is planning on getting at least four cars. Not today, maybe another day when my family isn't buying cars. I have to go find my husband now, bye." I left to go towards the Hummers to find Emmett; hopefully he hasn't got himself in trouble yet.

I found Emmett by a Silver Hummer jumping up and down, and it looked like he needed to go to the bathroom or something. I came up to him and asked, "Why are you jumping around?" "Because any second, I'm going to rip this door open if Jason doesn't come back with the keys to this car." He said while trying to keep his hands off the car. "Who's Jason?" I asked not knowing who he was talking about. "He's the salesman who is getting the keys to this car." He said while still jumping around. "Here," I said while getting a Slim Jim out of my purse. "What is that Rose?" He asked while staring at the Slim Jim in my hand. I looked at him like he was dumb; I couldn't believe he didn't know what a Slim Jim was.

"It's a Slim Jim, it unlocks cars without the key." I replied. "Oh," he said with his mouth shaped in an "O" and then asked, "why do you have one?" I started to explain to him that I got the Slim Jim after Carlisle announced that we were going to go shop for cars. Then I told Emmett that I wanted to buy a car and that I had no patience waiting for the salesman to get the key. Also, that I use the Slim Jim when they are not looking to open the cars. I was just about to open the Hummer with the Slim Jim when Emmett stopped me.

I looked at him and said, "Emmett, why did you stop me? Do you want me to open the car?" "No, I want to open the car." He said almost begging me to let him do it. "Emmett you don't know how to use a Slim Jim, so let me do it." I said taking his hand away from the Slim Jim. "Well, let me try. Pleaseeee?" He asked now pleading me let him do it. "Fine," I said not wanting to hear him beg anymore.

I handed him the Slim Jim and once he got the Slim Jim he started to unlock the door. Just then, I remembered that I forgot to tell Emmett to be careful, or else he's going to set the alarm off the Hummer. Before I said could say a word he got the door unlocked and opened the door. Of course, the alarm went off. Once the alarm went off, Emmett threw the Slim Jim in the back of the car, acting like he didn't do it. I seriously don't know how I put up with him. I looked under the car for the alarm fuse to turn the car alarm off.

After a few seconds, I found the fuse to the alarm and I unplugged it. Then the alarm turned off. Just as I got up from under the car Jason, I'm guessing, came towards us with keys in his hands. "I'm sorry it took so long. I had to show someone where the Beamers were." He said and he looked up and noticed the door was already open. He looked at Emmett with a confused expression on his face and then at me. I could see Emmett didn't know how to explain how the door got open.

So I spoke to Jason before Emmett could think of something stupid to say. "The passenger door was unlocked." Jason mumbled quietly, "I could have sworn I locked that car." After that, his confused expression disappeared and he walked towards Emmett. "Here are the keys to the Hummer. Would you like to look inside? If you didn't already." He said while giving the keys to Emmett.

Emmett POV

Once Jason gave me the keys to the car, I jumped in the car and noticed some things my Jeep didn't have. "Rose, look at this. This Hummer has a DVD player with wireless headphones." I said while touching a different button to the TV.

Jason came in the Hummer and told me, "The Silver Mist Hummer is a special Edition Hummer. It has heated windshield wiper system with warm fluid on demand that removes snow, ice, and debris. It has a rear-seat DVD system with dual headrest-mounted viewing screens each with individual DVD-players and wireless headphones." I looked around and there was another screen up in the front.

It looked too small to be a TV, so I asked Jason, "What is this screen used for up here?""This screen here is a full color display screen that automatically comes on when you put your car in reverse. You can use this screen to help you back out instead of turning your head to try to reverse." He explained to me while pointing to the screen. "Do you want to test drive the Hummer?" He asked as I finished looking at the car's features. "Yes!" I said while barely containing all my excitement. I ran to sit in the driver's seat. Jason sat in the front seat and Rose sat in the back. I was ready to drive my perfect car.

A/N: Next Chapter, Emmett test drive the Hummer. What kind of trouble will he stir? Just to tell you I don't know much about cars, and I looked up information about all the cars. I would have added the next chapter to this but I was afraid it was going to be too long of a Chapter. I was laughing as I was picturing Emmett breaking into a car and setting off the alarm and hiding the Slim Jim. But there is more to come, so review because they make me write faster.

Sneak Peak:

I took a sharp turn to be able to go on the gravel road, and now I'm about to test how well the Hummer does off road.

What do you think is going to happen? Review and tell me what you think. Just for that many hits in one day I'm going to give you the title to the next chapter and it is titled "Off Road"