Sorry i haven't posted in a while but it's Thanksgiving weekend so I have lots of time to write!

Disclaimer: I put Rights to Twilight on my Christmas list but Santa didn't bring it so then I went to Wal-Mart but they weren't selling it :(

Emmet's Pov

I Charged into Wal-Mart and ran straight for the Pet isle i scooped up 2 puppies and 12 ferrets ( i know they don't sell these things) and dumped them in my cart, with my cart full of animals i sped towards the sock isle. Once I got there i put 3 ferrets in random pairs of socks then i went to the shoe department and put some ferrets there too, after that i was headed to the womens clothing department to put one of the puppies in the changing room but then i saw her..

"EMMET CULLEN! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!"

"Shit... Alice...Uhhh I'm...HELP SHES ATTACKING ME!!"

I ran towards where the pop was and grabbed some Mintos on the way. I grabbed a bottle of coke and threw a Minto in it. I pointed it towards Alice.

"EMMET FUCKING CULLEN!!" She screeched, "GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR! NOW!!"

"NO I DON'T WANNA!!" I screamed back I threw a ham at Alice then started running but an asshole in a blue vest stepped in front of me.

"Excuse me sir I have to ask you to leave the store."

"What if I don't?"I said as I cracked my knuckles

"I'll have to call security."

"SCREW THAT! I AM IRON MAN!!" With that I "flew" out of the store.

Alice's Pov

After Emmett's..emm.. Episode we decided to go hunting..well because we were sorta hungry. On the way there I had Emmet the moron and Bella..

"ALY!!"

"WHAT THE HELL EMMET MY NAME IS ALICE NOT ALY!"

"Fine.. BUT WHY CAN'T I DRIVE!" Emmett whined

"Because you have the mind of a toddler.."

"So just because.. OH MY FING GOD IT'S IT'S!!

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT, THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK, I KISSED A GIRL JUST TO TRY IT, I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!!" He turned the song up some more on the radio and Rose groaned, she hated this song ever since the incident with mike... When we FINALLY arrived Esme was yelling at Edward about how he owed her 300 dollars

"NOOOO ESME YOU CAN'T TAKE MY CELL PHONE ILL DIE!!"

"YES I CAN BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER AND YOU CAN'T DIE BECAUSE YOUR ALREADY DEAD! SO HAND OVER YOUR PHONE MISTER"

"NOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

"EMMETT! JASPER! ." She Growled

"NOOO!!" Emmet and Jazzy pinned Edward to the ground and took away his phone..

"WHY!! WHEN.. BACK..NOOO!!" he started dry sobbing in the car then I tried to coax him out of the car and then i tried opening the door and accidentaly ripped it off

"MY CAR!! WHAT THE HELL..WHY DID YOU DO THAT ALICE!" Esme screamed.. wow she must have really loved that car.."THATS IT I WANT ALL OF YOUR PHONES YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS!"

"NOOO MY LIST!!" Emmet Screamed

"SHOPPING.. I..I CAN'T GO TWO WEEKS WITHOUT SHOPPING!!" I pleaed

"WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPOSED TO DO FOR TWO WEEKS!!" Rosalie whined

Jasper tried to calm us down by making us hungry and luckily for him it worked..

"Can we PLEASE go find some food I'm starving.." I asked in my nicest tone.

"Fine lets go.". Esme said in a distant voice

"Is our mom a psychopath on some deranged mission to ruin our lives?" Emmett whispered and we all cracked up

Esme whipped around and yelled "3 WEEKS! NOW SHUT UP AND HUNT!"

"Fine..." we grumbled

"I'm gonna find a yummlicious grizzly bear lalalala" Emmett sang

"Uhh Em.. There's no Grizzlies here" Edward said fighting a smile

"WHAT!! THAT CAN'T BEEEEEEEEE!! NOOO!"

"There's no yummylicious Grizzly bears... Waaa I HATE THIS PLACE!!"

After we got back to the house Emmett moped because he couldn't find a grizzly and we were grounded.. Le sob So I started to from a plan for us to sneak out of the house.. I had been deciding on plans and then seeing if they would work by using my visions sadly ever time Esme caught us and grounded us for another week.

"THIS IS USELESS WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS BOX OF A HOUSE FOR FOREVER!!" I covered my mouth realizing that I wasn't thinking to myself..

Edwards POV

We may be grounded for three weeks but at least I have Bella to keep me entertained and to stop me from going insane because of all my siblings thoughts...I wrapped my arms around Bella, when I went to kiss her I faceplanted into the couch.

"It's not much of a punishment if you have Bella in here is it?"Esme asked

Yes it's a punishment.. I lied

"Haha yea right like I would believe a word you said.. ROSALIE!" she screamed

"What o all mighty mother.." Rose snarled

"You're going to be in the same room as Edward and Bella's going to be in your room with Emmet"

"NOOO!! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS PLEASE ESME ANYTHING BUT THAT!!" I couldn't stand to see Bella like this

"What about Jasper and Alice?" I questioned

"Alice will be in her room and Jasper will be in my room with Carlisle and I will be staying in the cabin."

"NOOOOO!" Alice screamed, "I HATE YOU!!"

Well there's chapter two and I'm not going to post chapter 3 until I get at least 3 reviews! So review I know u want too I mean if you didn't have time then why are you reading FanFictions hmmmm