Okay this is possibly the final chapter in "A Day In The Life Of Emmett Cullen" but I will be starting another Fanfic but I'm not sure about what maybe another list from Emmett :o

Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Twilight Or its Characters ONLY Emmett's Amazing List of random stuff

Emmett's Pov

Where did I put that puppy....oh wait I know! I left him in my room...I ran upstairs to find my puppy, when I opened the door he was sitting on the bed wagging his tail

"You're such a cute little puppy..Yes you are! Yes you are!" I said to the dog in a high pitched voice then I bit him I managed to let go.. blehh dogs: they taste like wood or something

So after I bit the puppy I waited three days then took him out into the wild...

"Okay Chester" That's what I named him cute isn't it! "Lets go find a grizzly bear I want it to be your first meal!"

I let my instincts take over.. I heard a twig crunch behind me I whipped around and lunged toward the forest, I smelt it's familiar scent and ran as fast as I could..After I finished my yummylicious grizzly I noticed that Chester was nowhere in sight then I heard Bella scream

"Ohhh shit..It Bit her..It Bit her..Carlisle is gonna kill me!!" after that I ran towards the house full throttle

When I got back to the house Edward and Carlisle were standing over Bella, she was screaming about her hand how it was burning

"Carlisle do something!" Edward Cried

"I CAN'T it's too late!"

Edward glared at me

"This is all your fault isn't it!?"He Snapped

"I had no idea Chester would bite her"

"That's because you have no brain!"

"DON'T TALK TO EMMETT LIKE THAT!" Rosalie was mad now hehe I win!

"Um where's Chester?"

"I killed him" Edward pointed to where he layed and smirked

"NO CHESTER!! YOU MONSTER!" I crumpled over him dry sobbing

Edward's Pov

I was so mad at Emmett for taking away Bella's chance for a normal life but also I was really happy he made his vampire dog because now Bella and I can be together forever and when Bella comes to he is soo getting his ass kicked..and why didn't Alice see any of this coming..hmm well since it's to late to save Bella I'm gonna go write in my diary

Dear Diary:

I AM SO HAPPY!!!HEHEH BELLAS GONNA BE A VAMPIRE AND THEN WE CAN SPEND FOREVER AND EVER TOGETHER ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!!! Anyways...hehe IMMA GO HAVE A SEXY PARTY UNTIL BELLA WAKES UP BYE DIARY!!

2 days later..

Dear Diary: Bella woke up.. she tried to eat Emmett.. What did he do to her..well after we pried her off of Emmett I took her hunting she ate a mountain lion :) well Bella's eyes are crimson red right now..and they scare the hell out of me!! DIARYYY if I have to I shall use you to protect me from Bella..!

The Day After

Dear Diary: OH NOES DIARY!BELLA FOUND YOU AND NOW SHES REALLY MAD!! WHY DIDNT YOU RUN AWAY!?!?!Well now Bella isn't talking to me so I guess I'll try and make it up to Bella

I walked into the Family room and tried to flip on the light switch but it didn't work.
"Bella Love.. Are you in here?"..no answer
as I turned around to walk back out the door slammed and I saw Bella standing in front of me
"YOU CALLED ME SCARY!?! WHAT THE HELL EDWARD!!!"

" Nonono Love I called your eyes scary..." after I said that I realized I shouldn't have

"IT'S NOT MY GOD DAMN FAULT YOU ASS!! ALICE!! ROSALIE!! GET IN THE CAR!!"

"Where are you going love?"

"TO A MALL TO TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON OUR OLD CLASSMATES!!"

"YAY!!" I heard Alice scream from the car.

Well that's chapter 5 hope u liked it! Sorry it took so long!! To make it up I'm starting chapter 6 right now!!!plz review!! Because I like getting reviews!!!