Okay here's Chapter 6 The second final chapter of A Day In The Life Of Emmett Cullen ( i promise!!) so enjoy!!

Disclaimer: I don;t own any of the twilight characters not even Edward but I do own Fred!!

Bella's Pov

I was so mad at Edward he called me scary!! Grrr stupid Edward!!

"Bella what are we going to do about your eyes? They're still red"

"I know that Rose but I'll just say that they are coloured contacts.. Alice can you see if people will beilive that?" Alice's eyes sort of glazed over and after a few mintues she replied a happy "Yep! This is gonna be soo much fun!!"

As we pulled up to the mall we saw Jessica and Mike..shes such a whore only 22 and kids i thought to myself and then walked up to them
"Hi Mike" I said as seductively as I could

"Do I uh know you?" he said as he stumbled over his words

"Of course you do silly it's me Bella"

"NO WAY! You're even hotter..I mean you look great!" Jessica gave him a dirty look

"So are these kids yours?"

"Only one.." He blushed

"So are you two married?"

"Yep.."He said in an almost regretful tone

"So who do the other two kids belong to"

"Their ours." Jessica said and pulled Mike along with her and I listened to their conversation

"What the hell Mike ONLY ONE!?! I'm NOT a whore!"

"But they don't even look like me their African American and I'm almost as pale as the Cullens!!"

"That's enough we'll talk about this..Later."

"Oh Shit" Mike said under his breath

Mwuhaha on to my second victom..Edward!
"Oh My GOSH I love your plan!!" Alice squeaked
"Alice don't do that I almost ripped your head off!"
"Oops Sorry Bella..Anyways..TO VICTORIAS SECRET!!" So we walked into Victoria's Secret I hastily grabbed a thong and a teddy on my way to the cash register I pulled out a hundred and called keep the change as I swiftly walked out. Then went to a shoe store and grabbed a pair of black converses with purple laces for Nessie ( Oh god i can't remember if its Nessie or Nessy) I hopped into the car and sped to a nearby hotel.
"One room please" I smiled at a boy who looked familiar
"Uh.."He fumbled around with his computer "I'm Sorry Miss"
I glanced at his name tag, Eric "Can you look again Eric" Then Rosalie and I gave him the sexist smiles we could
Eric went beat red as he madly typed away at his computer "Something has just opened up" He tried to sexily smile back..He failed "Here is you key, and your name is?"
"Bella Swan..Er I mean Cullen" A giant smile erupted from Eric's face.
"Oh my god! You look great Bella! And you're a Cullen now! Well anyways enjoy your room Mrs. Cullen"
"Thanks Eric Byee" I waved and walked into the elevator
"So what floor are we on?" Rosalie asked
"Umm the top?"
"Cool we got the penthouse!"
"Yeah anyways let's get this plan into motion!"
I flipped open my phone and dialled Emmett's phone number I listened to the dial tone until he finally picked up
"HI BELLA!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs
"EMMETT!! Don't let Edward hear you!"
"Sorry Bell, Uhh..What do you need?"
"I need you to bring the things on the list and get here fast."
"Okie Dokie! I'll be there soon byee!"
I pressed end then started dialling Esme and Carlisle's Number

Emmett's PoV

I snapped my phone closed a little too hard and it snapped in half
"Shit!"
"EMMETT! I HEARD THAT!" Esme called from a random place in our house
Whatever. Okay okay need to get the cam......SHIT un, deux, trios, quatre, cinq, six, sept......
I jumped into my car and sped away before Edward could figure anything out... hopefully.
Hmm where's that list.. I opened the glove box and found a note.
Dear Emmett.
I have the
I don't kno
planning.
want it back
meet me
Tree ho

"Tree Fo?? What the hell???" I flipped open my back up phone and called Bella
"Did you get the stuff Emmett?"
"NO!! Edward left a note where u left the list saying: Dea Emmett I have the I don't know planning. Want back meet me Tree Fo. WHAT DOES IT MEAN BELLA!!!"
" Is that half a peice a paper or the whole peice of paper?"
"Uhhh it's ripped in half?"
" Okay it probably says:
Dear Emmett.
I have the list
I don't know what you're
planning. If you want it back
meet me at the Tree house"
" OMG BELLA YOU'RE LIKE JIMMY NEUTRON!!"
"Who??"
"THE GENIUS GUY IN THAT CARTOON!!"
"Ohh Kay Emmett, Just go get the list and when u talk to him think about French numbers, okay?"
"Okie Dokie!!" I closed the phone very carefully and shoved it in my pocket and drove back to the house
LINE LINE LINE
I climbed up the rope ladder to the tree house and Edward pulled me in and tied me to a wall.
" What The Hell Man!!"
" You didn't think I would give you the list without asking what's going on did you!?"
"Um..Yes! Wait I mean..No?"
"Emmett, ...For.!"
un, duex...
"What List?"
" The one that says :

Camara
Ductape
Red Lipstick
Red Long Hair Wig"
 " I have NO idea what that list is for.."
" Then why are you counting French numbers.?"
"Uh practice?"
" Bullshit"
" Okay I'll tell you! Rosalie wanted to try out some new role playing games if you get my drift" I waggled my eyebrows " And well She always has liked being in photos"
"Gross! Okay didn't need a visual image Em just go!!" He Untied me and went and huddled in the corner whispering something to hiself
I ran to the car and sped out of the driveway to the Seattle mall I ran inside through the food court and slipped on a piece of pizza then landed in chocolate pudding.
"GREAT!" I Screamed... "oopsies" I whispered the dashed off towards a magical place that has everything on the list WAL-MART! I walked into the store and saw a picture of me hanging on the wall and it said " Do NOT allow on premesis" Things just got more interesting....
"MWUHAHAHA!!"
An employee looked my way and shouted " HEY IT'S THAT EMMETT GUY GET HIM!!"
" YOU NEVER GET ME ALIVE" I screamed then giggled cuse im dead! Well Sorta..and ran for Cosmetics and hats to disguise myself and to get the red wig! I looked soooo funny hehe! I had Red Lipstick and wig on with a straw hat, I walked up to the guy at electronics and used my southern hillbilly girly voice " S'cuse Me! Do you have one on them there picture takin machines?
"Uh Yeahh..Right over here."
"Weel Thank Yous!" "Uh do you know where the ductape is?" Shit!! I used my normal voice
" HEY!! YOU'RE NOT A TOTTALY HOT BABE YOU'RE A GUY!!"
Shit.... I booked it to the repair department and hoped the ductape was there... Thank god! I zipped past the shelf and grabbed all of them then flew out of Walmart so fast I thought I was invisible! But the alarm went off and the i smacked into the door
"damn plexiglass!!" I Shouted I kicked it really hard and crawled through the hole and scramble to my jeep i threw the stuff in the back and started the jeep. I started driving and i heard sirens
"Oh No!! The Po-Po!!!" Hehe Po-Po!! I floored it and got to the hotel 10 minutes later no police cars in sight

Theres chapter 6!! Sorry it took a long time im gonna try and get chapter 7 out really soon!