LET'S TORTURE 'EM!!!!
Me-Skip the intro!! I got an AWESOME dare for Paul!! It's by BellaLacey!!
Paul-Huh?
Me-You must be my slave!!! MUAHAHAH! And you have to announce.... WHAT?!??! I'm NOT gay...
Paul-???
Me-Oh nothing...And we have a special guest!
Dawn-Yei! Another guest!
Drew-Who is it?
Me-It's my cat, Claw!
Claw-Meow =Hello=
Everybody except me-=cover in fear=
Me-Huh? He won't kill you, unless I tell him to.
Everybody except me-=cover in fear even more=
Me-Anyway, let's start with the da—I am thirsty... SLAVE!
Paul-What do you want =twitching= master?
Me-Bring me some Coca Cola.
Paul-Yes m-master... =brings me coke=
Me-=drinks coke= Ahhh... that was refreshing... now on with the dares! The rest of the dares are also by BellaLacey. So let's start. Drew, eh... is this supposed to be my dare? Oh well... I must shave your head, and then you have to grow it back like grass.
Drew-few... I thought I would have to burn my roses, but all I have to do is =freezes=....................................... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me-Gary, make sure he doesn't run away.
Gary-Why me?
Me-Claw, care to explain why him?
Claw-Meow! =sure!= =shows claws=
Gary-O-k-k-kay! Okay!! Don't kill me!!! =drags Drew into the bathroom and holds him=
Me-This will only take a second... =shaves Drew's head in a second= Wow... it actually did...
Drew-=bald= NOOOOOOOOOOOO =freezes= Huh?! =hair growing back= It grew back! Hurray!
Dawn-Wow, strange....
Me-Dawn! I nearly forgot about you! She didn't say anything about you. So we will use a dare from SakuraFurude. You have to swap clothes with Paul.
Paul- Oh no... I am going to catch =dramatic music= the happy
Dawn-Oh no... I am going to catch =dramatic music= the emo
Me-I really don't care. Just do it.
Dawn-Fine.
Me-=snaps fingers=
Dawn-=in Paul's clothes= Huh?! How did you do that???
Me-I got powers.
Paul-=in Dawn's clothes= and for how long?
Me-Since we can't afford 2 chapters, I say for this chapter. Sorry SakuraFurude.
Drew-Hey May.
May-?
Drew-Let's go get some pizza.
May-Ok!
Me-Oh no! May's dare is next. But Drew will bring us pizza right?
Drew-No wa- =looks at Claw= Yes! Of Course! =goes after pizza=
Me-May, you have to superglue your fingers together, but I am adding on.
May-Ok. =glues fingers together= Ouch! This glue is burning my fingers!
Me-That's what I added on.
May-Ah! It burns! =runs to the bathroom to get cold water=
Me-Now Misty has to pick her nose, and eat whatever comes out.
Misty-Been there, done that.
Me-Huh? Alright, then we will use a dare from Meliniumorder. Cliff jumping time! Leaf?
Leaf-=Snaps fingers and we are on top of a cliff=
Me-Good! =gives cookie= Now jump, animal.
Misty-=jumps= AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Me-This cliff is bigger from before...
Dawn-I wonder why...
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May-How much longer?
Gary-Let's wait and see.
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Me-Ok, she should have hit the ground by now... and where the heck is Ash and Angie?!
Angie-=flies up with Misty on her back= I did my dare.
Me-Huh?! You read the dares?
Angie-Yup.
Me-Then finish the last part your dare.
Angie-Ok. =drops Misty=
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Misty-=from the bottom= I'm alive!
Me-Too bad...
Misty-Huh?
Me-=sighs= Nothing...Next up is Leaf's dare. Looks like you don't get off easy this time. You have to pour an entire bag of sugar into a public toilet and stir, then put your head into it, and drink out of it.
Leaf-Fine... =does everything on the list= and now to drink it...=drinks every piece of sugar=
Paul-That looked gross...
Leaf-But it didn't taste that way.
Everybody except Leaf-HUH?!
Leaf-What?
Drew-Nothing...
Me-Pizza's here!
Drew-I hope you will pay me back.
Me-I won't. Let's eat!
Everybody-=eats a slice of pizza=
Me-Now let's get back to work! Gary you have to act like a chicken or 1 minute.
Gary- That doesn't sound too hard.
Me-I am adding on...
Gary-Oh... = acts like a chicken and pecks the ground= CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK.
Everybody-=uncontrollable laughter=
Paul-For once... I love the reviewer who created this dare...
Dawn-=whispering= so what will you add on?
Me-You will see...
Anabel-GARY?! And I thought you were smart...
Gary-=instantly stops= ANABEL?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!!?
Me-=giggles=
Gary-=points at me= YOU! IT WAS YOU!!!
Me-Yep, deny OldRival will you...
Gary-WHY I OUGHT OH--
Machine-Due to the graphicness of this characters material, it will be switched with material suitable for children under the age of 13.
Gary-Buy a puppy and hug a tree! .......What the hell was that?!
Me-It's K+ rated... so I had to install this machine...
Gary-Anabel! It's not what it looks like! I can explain!
Anabel-Explain that you're a chicken? I will talk to you later. Right now I will deal with this guy. =points at me=
Me-=yawns= I'm too lazy to snap my fingers to make you explode... so, Claw, could you take care of her.
Claw-Meow! =No prob!=
Anabel-Oh what's a dirty little cat going to do, huh?
Me-DIRTY LITTLE CAT?! CLAW, KILL HER!
Claw-MEOW! =WITH PLEASURE!= =literary rips Anabel apart=
Everybody except me-OMG!
Me-NOBODY!! NOBODY!!!!!! INSULTS MY KITTY!! GOT IT??!
Everybody-Got it! Don't kill us!
Me-Good.
Ash-You cat is dangerous....
Me-Ash! Where have you been? Never mind, your dare is to lick Gary's armpit.
Ash and Gary-GROSS!!!
Me-Just do it.
Ash-=licks Gary's armpit= =runs to the bathroom to wash his tongue=
Gary-=runs to take a shower=
Me-Well those are all the dares from BellaLacey. The next dares will be by MrMissMrs Random. The first dare is for Paul.
Paul-Again.
Me-Paul's dare is to walk around with Harley in a very populated place. Both of you shall wear matching shirts that say "Prune-head Best Friends for Life." Leaf?
Leaf-=snaps fingers and we are in Japan=
Me-Good! Now do it.
Paul and Harley-=walk around the streets=
Random kid-Ack! Are you two dating?
Paul-No! WE ARE N—
Harley-Yep! =kisses Paul=
Random kid-AH!!! =throws up=
Paul-=pulls away= HARLEY! YOU ARE GAY!
Harley-One more time! =kisses Paul again=
Paul-=pulls away and runs away from Harley=
Me-=laughs himself silly= I c-can't b-b-reathe.
Paul-If anyone gives me a dare like that again…
Me-What then?
Paul-I will… em…uh….
Me-You will do nothing and obey me slave.
Paul-=forced=Yes master.
Me-Oh, and we have more dares like that for you.
Paul-... I swear your friends are twisted...
Me-Oh, you shouldn't have said that...
Paul-Why?
Me-You will see.
May-Omg... Paul is dead...
Me-Huh?! How do you know?
May-I read the reviews.
Me-Oh... anyway... moving on. The next dare is for Gary. You have to go on a date with Leaf, and kiss her on the lips. This dare is by cascadedkiwi.
Gary-I said no dares for me that involve Leaf!
Me-That's why we are giving you those.
Gary-…
Me-Many of us support OldRivalshipping, but there isn't a Gary&Anabel shipping. Is there?
May-I don't think so…
Me-See? So, do the dare.
Gary-=grumbling= fine.
Leaf and Gary-=leave=
Drew-=looks at me= ??? Why did you camouflage yourself to look like a bush?
Me-You will see… =grabs camera=
Drew-Oh… that's why.
Me-Yup. Emm…… eh… who to leave in charge?
May-Me!
Dawn-Me!
Drew-Me!
Paul-…
Me-I don't have time for this! Dawn, you're in charge. =runs out=
Dawn-Goodie! Well, on with the dares! The next dare is for Gary!
Paul-He's not here…
Dawn-Too bad… well we will do that dare later. The next dare is for Misty. It's from MrMissMrs Random. You must make out with… ACK! GROSS!!!
Misty-=gulps= with w-who?
Dawn-ACK! With a Caterpie! GROSS!
Misty-Oh no… I hate bugs…=faints=
May-Somebody wake her up.
Everybody-=stare at May=
May-heh…fine. =slaps Misty=
Misty-=wakes up= I DIDN'T EAT THE PUPPY, I SWEAR!!! =snaps out of it= huh?! Oh, it was just a dream…
Everybody except Misty-=laugh=
Misty-Okay! Enough! Let's just do the dare… =makes out with Caterpie= =stops after 20 seconds and faints=
Paul-I loved this dare…
Drew-Bad move... you'll get a dare like that if you hint like that.
Paul-=covers mouth= DON'T ANYONE DARE!
Dawn-Next is Drew. You have to dye your hair a normal color.
Drew-Whatever… May, can you help?
May-Sorry, my dare is next.
Drew-Angie, a little help?
Angie-Why me?
Drew-Please!
Angie-=sighs= fine. =dyes Drew's hare brown=
Drew-When can I change it back?
Me-=runs in= after the chapter.
May-Ed! Your back!
Me-Yup and I got awesome pics. MUAHAHAHA!!! They are going to Anabel's mailbox! And now I will continue to host. May, your dare is to—
May-I know. =runs around screaming "I love Drew"=
Ash-So, where are the others?
Paul-Yes, where are Gary and Leaf?
Me-They will be here soon. But for now, the next dares are by cascadedkiwi.
Paul-Another one of your twisted friends.
Me-Shut up, slave.
Paul-Yes, master. =shuts up=
Me-The first dare is for Paul. You have to slap yourself silly and announce to the world that you are a boogerhead.
Paul-Whatever.
Me-And because I'm adding on, you have to say that after every slap.
Paul-…
Me-Do it now, slave.
Paul-Yes, master. =slap= I am a boogerhead. =slap= I am a boogerhead. =slap= I am a boogerhead. =slap= I am a boogerhead. =continues repeating that 96 times=
Me-Sweet.
Paul-My face hurts… OUCH! I won't be able to touch myself for a week.
Everybody-=back away=
Me-HUH!? You just the creepiest thing I ever heard…
Paul-Whatever… just move on.
Me-Ok… the next dare is for Ash. You have to bake a barrel full of poffins, and then eat them.
Ash-Ok. =bakes poffins= I'm done.
Me-Now eat.
Ash-=tastes one= ACK! They are disgusting!
Me-So you still haven't learned to bake them perfectly. Oh well… eat.
Ash-Fine… =eats them all and throws up=
Me-Moving on. The next dare is for Gary and Paul, but since Gary is still not here, we will do Drew's dare. You have to--
Drew-I know… May told me.
Me-Then do it.
Drew-heh…. Harley?
Harley-=jumps out of nowhere= Yes Drew-sy pie?
Drew-Let's go shoppi--=freezes= Drew-sy what?!
Harley-SHOPPING?! Why didn't you say so? I will pick some awesome clothes for you! Just like mine!
Drew-=looks at shirt= "I love boys?!" WHAT?!
Harley-Let's go! =drags Drew away=
Drew-HELP!
Me-Ehem… that is not going to end well for Drew… anyway—
Gary and Leaf-We are here.
Me-Oh! =hides camera= Hello!
Gary-Please, everyone… I have a girlfriend… don't make me do that.
Me-Oh, but we will. Anyway, you have a dare, but now Harley is gone… DAMN! Then you will do the other dare.
Gary-Huh? A dare with Harley? I wonder what it is…
Me-Now you and Paul have to proclaim to the whole world that you are the worst dressed worst Pokémon trainers alive and kiss the author's feet.
Paul and Gary-World! We are the worst dressed people you can find, and the worst Pokémon trainers alive!
Gary-Happy?
World-Yes!
Everybody-=total confusion=
Me-??? Okay… now do the rest of the dare.
Gary and Paul-Yes, master. =kiss my feet=
Me-And now, say that you are pathetic slaves and your lives purpose is to serve me.
Gary and Paul-NO!
Me-Claw?
Claw-Meow, Meow Meow? =Come on, or do I have to get serious?=
Gary and Paul- We are pathetic slaves and our lives purpose is to serve you.
Me-You bet it is.
Paul and Gary-=washing mouths=
Me- Anyway, moving on… the next dare is for May, Misty, Angie and Dawn. You have to be Leaf's servants and do whatever she wants and whenever she wants. But let's do that in the next chapter.
Girls-Okay!
Me-Now, for the last dare.
Drew and Harley-=come in=
Harley-I had a great time!
Drew-Speak for yourself…
Me-=laughs like crazy after reading what is written on Drew's shirt=
Paul-"I am gay"? =laughs=
Drew-……………………………….
Me-Anyway… =laughs= Gary's dare is to make out with Harley.
Gary-WHAT?!
Harley-Hurray! =makes out with Gary and doesn't let him get away=
Me-This is priceless… =grabs camera and photographs them=
After 2 minutes
Me-Huh?! Who changed the scene? No matter.
Gary-=finally pulls away= I HATE YOU PEOPLE!!!
Dawn-He is starting to sound like Paul.
Paul-Hmm… true.
Gary-I HA—hey… where did you get that came-- =freezes=
Me-Yep, I am going to do it.
Gary- NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me-Yes.
Well, that's it! R&R, keep the dares coming! Next chapter, we will have a guest.
Bye! ~eds00