LET'S TORTURE 'EM!!!!
Me-Sup! Again, we have received awesome dares!
Paul-Joy…
Me-And we have some bad news… Ash was hit by a truck, and now is stupid… and Angie won't be here for several chapters.
Paul-How is that bad?
Me-Hmmm… I guess you're right. And we have 2 guests today! They are awesome!!
Dawn-Hurray!
Me-I have an announcement. My kitty will stay every chapter! Isn't it great?
Everybody except me-=praying to God=
Me-Huh?! Oh come on… remember what I said?
Flashback
Me-He won't kill you, unless I tell him to.
Everybody except me-=cover in fear even more=
Me-Are we going to start every chapter like this?!
Everybody except me-YES! =duck under the sofa=
Me-… Alright… get up.
Everybody except me-NO! =crawl deeper=
Me-……………….. Eh….. Leaf, if you come out, I will give you a cookie.
Leaf-=jumps out=
Me-Good. =gives cookie= Gary, if you don't come out, I will give Anabel those pictures we talked about after the chapter.
Gary-NOOOO!!! =jumps out=
Me-Good. This is getting annoying. Claw, sick 'em!
Craw-Meow! =Right!= =attacks=
Everybody except me, Gary and Leaf-AHH!! HELP!!!! =jump out=
Me-Good kitty! Here! =gives 5 cookies=
Claw-Meow! =Thanks!=
Me-Alright. So, let's introduce our awesome guest's! They are…
Paul-I hope they are not someone pathetic…
Me-Shut up. The awesome guest's are BellaLacey and her awesome cat, Snow!
Bella-Hi everyone!
Snow-Meow! =Hi!=
Everybody except me-=cover in fear=
Me-Heh… I thought were over this! Her cat is not as evil as mine.
Everybody-=thanking God=
Me-… anyway…….. Let's start with the dares! These dares are by BellaLacey! The first dare is for me. I have to drink diet water… fair enough. And Paul has to bring it to me.
Paul-Whatever… =brings water, but trips and spill's it all=
Me-You failed?! You really are pathetic… And here is your punishment. Claw?
Claw-Meow =on it= =attacks Paul=
Paul-GAAAH! HELP!!! =get's torn to pieces=
Me-Nice…
Everybody except me and Paul-OMG!!!!
Bella-Wow.
Snow-Meow…=cute kitty…=
Me-Good thing I taped that! =snaps fingers=
Paul-=get's resurrected= Huh?! What happened??
Me-You got killed.
Paul-Never do that again…
Me-What? Revive you? Ok!
Paul-I meant… oh… never mind….
Me-The next dare is Misty's dare. Again! An awesome dare! Your turn to be my slave!!
Misty-Yei… wooptie doo…
Me-Now shut up slave.
Misty-=shuts up=
Me-The next dare is fo—
May-Aren't you forgetting every girl's dare from the previous chapter?
Me-Oh yea! Now do it.
May, Dawn, Misty-=give Leaf very too much sugar=
Me-Uh-oh… Duck in cover!!
Dawn-Why?
Me-Here we go!
Leaf-=tramples Dawn, May, Misty=
Me and Bella-=burst into laughter=
Drew-May!
Ash-Mittie!
Misty-MY NAME IS MISTY!! =get's trampled again=
Paul-Dawn! =freezes= I did not just say that…
Me-Haha! You did.
Paul-Damn…
Me-Anyway, moving on… Gary has to make out with Ash. It's from MrMissMrs Random.
Gary-WHAT?!?!? Who comes up with this……….
Ash-Huh? Did someone say my name?
Me-Do it.
Gary-=twitching= =makes out with Ash=
Me-=photographs them= priceless…
Gary-=pulls away= ENOUGH!
Ash-Why, Gary… I didn't know you cared about me.
Gary-AH! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
Me-Anyway mov—HOLD EVERYTHING!!! I have some stuff to take care of! I'll be back in 20 minutes. Bella will host. =runs out=
Bella-So, the next dare is for Paul, you have to dress up like a puppy and go bark in Claw's face.
Paul-No problem. =puts puppy costume and barks in Claw's face=
Claw-Meow! Meow Meow Meow, Meow? =Oh! You are going to piss me off, huh?= =attacks Paul=
Drew-Nice…
Bella-ehem… let's move on. Leaf! You get a life-sized Gary figure made of candy!
Leaf-Yei! =eats it in 2 seconds=
Bella-That was fast.
Paul-…
Misty-=praying to God that Leaf won't trample her=
Bella-Moving on… Paul, you have to wear your Ash's hat.
Paul-That's all? =puts on hat= Hmm… feeling weird… don't know what 2+2 is…
Ash- That's easy! It's chocolate!
Drew-……………….
Paul-I be smart!
Drew-……………………… That hat is contagious….
Me-I'm back! This is going to be fun!
Gary-What?
Me-Oh… nothing! Let's continue the dares! Thanks for hosting for me.
Bella-My pleasure.
Me-Okay, the next dare is for Gary…
Gary-NO LEAF DARES!!!
Me-It's not a Leaf dare…
Gary-Few…
Me-It's not a dare at all.
Gary-Woohoo!
Me-You get to ask your biggest fangirl out!
Gary-WHAT?! Who is my biggest fangirl?
Furyfur-Sup everyone!!!
Me-Sup Furyfur!
Paul-=covers in fear= Why did you bring her here??!?! She will kill me!!!
Furyfur-This isn't my fic… but in my fic you will die…
Paul-Eek!!
Me-Anyway, this is Furyfur! I got the idea for this fic from her dare fic. Check it out! You might like it.
Claw-Meow… Meow, Meow. =Hmm… gotta log in at night.=
Me-What?
Claw-Meow! =nothing!=
Me-Gary, do it.
Gary-Heh… Furyfur, would you like to go on a date with me?
Furyfur-Yes! I tough you would never ask!!!!
Gary and Furyfur-=leave=
Me-So, the next dare is for Paul again. Paul has to dress up in a maid's outfit and server Claw. And you are his personal scratching post.
Paul-Dang… your friends are crazy…
Me-Shut up.
Paul-Master, would you like something?
Claw-Meow. =milk=
Paul-Fine… =brings milk=
Claw-=drinks milk= Meow, Meow! =I feel like scratching=
Paul-This is going to hurt…
Claw-=start's scratching Paul back=
Paul-OUCH!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAH!!! THE PAIN!!!
Bella-That's gotta hurt!
Paul-It does! =faint=
Claw-Meow Meow! =that feels better!=
Me-Ash, you have to jump into the mouth of a Gyarados and stay there for 2 hours.
Ash-I love fishies! =jumps into the river=
Me-HUH!? Where did that river come from?!? Never mind…
Ash-Here, fishy-fishy!
Gyarados-=swallows Ash=
Ash-=inside= AH!! There are bugs in here!! Scarabs!!
Me-They will eat him alive. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Anyway, moving on. May, bring out your Glaceon, and tell it to obey me.
May-Okay… Glaceon, stage on! =appears in a puff of smoke=
Dawn- I love that seal!
Me-… Now, Glaceon…use Ice Beam on everyone except me and Bella.
Glaceon-Mew??? =what???=
Me-Do it. So order the reviewers!
Glaceon-Mew Mew! =why didn't you say so!= =uses Ice Beam=
Everybody except me and Bella-=frozen=
Me and Bella-=burst into laughter=
Me-Nice!
Bella-Should we leave them like that?
Me-I wish I could… but there are more dares. So… Infernape! Come out!
Infernape-=comes out of its Poke Ball=
Me-Use Flamethrower on that block on ice!
Infernape-=uses Flamethrowers, accidentally hitting everyone=
Me-Sweet… return!
Infernape-=return's into Poke Ball=
Paul-I hate you…
Me-Eh… if I would get a quarter for every time you said that you hate somebody… I would be rich.
Paul-You got yourself a bet.
Me-The next dare is for Paul.
Paul-I HATE YOU ALL! =points to the sky=
Me-1 quarter and counting.
Paul-…
Me-Paul's dare is to eat a pickled pack of poisoned pink and purple peppers.
Paul-What the hell is that?!
Me-Eat, and find out…
Paul-By who is this dare?!?!
Me-Don't remember.
Paul-… if I ever find out…
Me-You will be the reviewers slave.
Paul-=forced= Yes, master. ……….. WHY THE HELL DO I KEEP SAYING THAT!!!
Me-Because I am your master.
Paul-… I hate you…
Me-More money for me… now eat.
Paul-Fine. =eats the pickled pack of poisoned pink and purple peppers=
Dawn-Well, how is it?
Paul-I don't feel so good……………… =faints=
Me-Nice. I need more poisoned food for him. =evil grin=
Bella-That was funny.
Me-The fun has just begun!! MUAHAHAHAHA! =cough= I sometimes get carried away.
May-Just sometimes? More like always…
Me-Shut up. The next dare is for all the guys, excluding me and all the girls, excluding Bella. You will be locked in soundproof glass room.
Guys-Ok. =walk into the room which appeared out of nowhere=
Me-And now, for the fun part! =whispering to Claw= All of them called you a dirty stinking animal. KILL THEM!
Claw-MEOW?! Meow. =WHAT?! They are dead= =walks in to the room=
Me-=locks door= Alrighty! Oh! The popcorn is done! =get's popcorn=
Bella-And now we watch?
Me-Yup, now we watch how they get torn apart. It's good that it's soundproof. =eats popcorn=
Bella-That is good! =eats popcorn=
Guys-Nice kitty!!!
Claw-MEOW! =DIE!= =rips everyone apart=
Me-I gotta tape this… =films=
10 minutes later.
Me-Ahh… that was nice. Next, the girls.
Girls-We don't want to die!
Me-I'll bring you back to life later. Go.
Girls-=get in room= Good kitty!!
Claw-MEOW!!!=DIE!!!= =rips everyone apart=
Me-=laughs like crazy= I haven't had this much fun, since Anabel came here!!
Bella-=laughs= me to!
10 minutes later.
Me-Alright! Good kitty! =hugs= Here you go! =gives some milk and some cat food=
Claw-Meow! =yummy!=
Me-Now for Gary to get he—
Gary-I'm here!
Me-How did the date go?
Gary-Awesome!!!
Me-O.o Do you remember Anabel?
Gary-Who?
Me-Nice… eh… he will probably remember her soon. Anyway, your dare is to find out… if a cow laughs, would milk come out of its nose?
Gary-Ok. =sticks his head in a cow's nose and tickles the cow with a feather=
Cow-=sneezes him out=
Me-So, how did it go?
Gary-The answer is no.
Me-What is that on you?!
Gary-Snot… from the cow's nose.
Misty-You look tasty...=licks the snot of Gary=
Everybody except Misty-GROSS!!!!!
Misty-What?! I like eating snot.
Me-………………………………………………………….. =snaps fingers=
Misty-=explodes=
Me-Enough craziness for today…
Paul-Yes… you can torture me more next chapter, but give me a rest now.
You heard it! Torture Paul 2 times more next time! Thanks to our awesome guests!
R&R and torture them more!
Bye! Until next time! ~eds00