LET'S TORTURE 'EM!!!!
May-Hello everyone! The author had something urgent to take care of, so he won't be here for half a chapter.
Paul-Then let's go home…
Claw-Meow meow. =Oh no, you don't.=
Paul-AH! Ok, I will stay! Don't kill me!
Claw-Meow… =fine…=
Dawn-Ed said Paul should host for now.
Paul-Damn straight!
May-…
Paul-Let's get started. The first dare is for May. It really isn't a da—
May-HEY! Your dare is first! And it's by MrMissMrs Random.
Paul-HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW THAT?!
May-Not important.
Random-=appears out of nowhere= Hi everyone!
Paul-Great… now the great tormentor is here… so what's my dare…
May-Your dare is to dress up in a maids outfit, and kiss the person you hate most, that is NOT that author!
Paul-… you are crazy… =points at Random=
Random-Oh yea? I said you will regret that. =whacks Paul with an axe=
Paul-=in pain= Ouch… =falls down=
Dawn-Oh and Ed said you cannot kiss the guest.
Paul-…
May-COME ON!
Paul-… =goes to change, comes back, and kisses May=
Drew-=grumbling=
May-You hate me more than anyone?
Paul-Yes, you bossy freak.
May-=twitching= you will pay for that.
Paul-Whatever… The next dare is for May. It really isn't a dare…
Random-Riley, come out! =throws Poke ball=
Riley-=appears out of the Poke ball= Mew! =I'm here!=
May-I read the dare, and I think this is cute!
Riley-M-mew? =W-what?=
May-Glaceon! Curtain! =throws Poke ball=
Glaceon-=appears in waterfall of stars= Mew! =Here!=
May-You have to go on a playdate with Riley.
Glaceon-Mew. =He looks cute.=
Riley-=blushes= M-mew, m-m-ew mew? =W=would you l-l-ike to come with me?=
Glaceon-Mew! =let's go!=
Riley and Glaceon-=leave=
Paul-Whatever… he next dare is for Misty. Hold your breath underwater for 2 hours.
Misty-Easy! =dives underwater=
3 seconds later
Misty-=faints from lack of oxygen.
Paul-Wow… pathetic… just pathetic… Leaf get's a cookie… Pathe—
Random-=before Paul could say anything else, whacks him again with an axe=
Paul-=in pain= I will keep quiet…
Leaf-YEI! =eats cookie=
May-I will host now.
Drew- But I want to host!
Gary-Me too!
Drew-Me too!
May-Just let me host! Please! =puppy dog eyes=
Everybody-Awww! Ok!
May-=whispering to herself= Works every time… Anyway! The next dare is for Gary!
Gary-Ok, but I do NOT love Furyfur… I think…
Me-=runs in=It doesn't matter. We will settle that later. =smiles sweetly=
May-Your back!
Me-Yes, and I am done with what I needed to do. So now… Gary has to pay me and The Bookmaster 500 dollars.
Gary-=gives us both money= MY BEAUTIFULL MONEY!!! =cries=
Me-… anyway… he also gave me a bazooka! Thanks! I am going to use it wisely!
Paul-=prays to God=
Me-The next dares are by Furyfur! Misty, you have to go by any name which Ash calls you.
Misty-He knows my name! Right Ash?
Ash-What do you want Millie?
Millie-MY NAME IS =forced= MILLIE!!!!!
Ash-I know!
Millie-……. Good thing he doesn't call me anything else.
Ash-Hey, Carl, Can I borrow your Gyarados?
Carl-FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS =forced= CARL!!!
Me-I love torturing you…
Carl-I hate you…
Dawn-For once, that wasn't Paul!
Drew-Strange…
Paul-…
Me-Moving on… the next dare is for Paul. Swap clothes with Dawn, and sing a romantic song of your choice.
Paul-…
Me-=snaps fingers=
Paul-=Dawn's clothes= Ok, here I go. =sings Cascada, Everytime We Touch=
Everybody-=twitching=
Me-………………………………Wow… that was actually good????
May-I didn't even know that Paul had such a deep voice…
Paul-=Dawn's clothes= what?
Me-Okay…..moving on… ehem… the next dare is for Dawn. You have to teach Paul everything he forgot… but it seems he remembered everything…
Dawn-=Paul's clothes= Then let's move on.
Me-The next dare is for Drew. Count every single one of your roses. If you lose count, you must start over.
Drew-WHAT?! Are you saying I have to count every million of my roses?!??!?!
Me-=sweatdrops= Million?! Erm… yea.
Drew-Ok… let's start. =starts counting=
Me-May, you have to—
May-I know.
Me-STOP READING THE REVIEWS!!!!!! I must announce your torture.
May-…….
Drew-12, 13, 14, 15.
May-=adds roses=
Drew-Wait… I missed those? DAMN! =starts over=
Me-Keep it up. The next dare is for Gary, but we will do his dare after Leaf's.
Gary-=gulps=
Me-Leaf, you get to kiss Gary, then go on a rampage hunting down Gary's cheerleaders.
Leaf-Ok! =kisses Gary=
Gary-Again, a Leaf dare...
Me-Whatever…
Leaf-=jumps out the window=
Me-=looks out= Wow… complete chaos… I like it!
Paul-Wow… she already stabbed 189 cheerleaders…
Gary-I'm awesome!
Drew-… Where was I? DAMN! =starts over=
Me-And now! Gary's dare! You have to dress up like a rubber duck, knock on Anabel's door, and tell her you're selling pencil tops.
Gary-=points to the sky= I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! =goes to change=
Me-This is going to be SOOOOOOOOO much fun…
Random-You mean that business was…
Me-Yep!
Gary-=in a rubber duck suit=
Everybody-=fall on the floor, start laughing like crazy=
Gary-……..
Leaf-=snaps fingers=
Everybody-=stop laughing=
Me-That was fun! Now, do it!
Gary-=knocks on door=
Anabel-=opens door= Hello?
Gary-I am selling pencil-tops, you would like to buy some?
Anabel-GARY?! YOU LIENG, CHEATING =loud beep=
Gary-What did I do???
Anabel-=shows photos of him making out with Leaf and Ash=
Gary-I CAN EXPLAIN! HE MADE ME DO IT!!! =points at me=
Me-No I didn't!
Anabel-YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! But now you! =points at me= you will pay for sicking your stupid cat on me!
Me-……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Die. =blows up Anabel with the bazooka=
Everybody-AH!!!
Claw-MEOW MEOW?!? =WHAT DID SHE CALL ME?!?= =rips what's left of her apart=
Me-=snaps fingers= Moving on. Gary, if I see you with her 1 more time, you will die this time.
Gary-Eep!
Me-Ok, so, those were all the dares from Furyfur. The next one will be from LatiosFan. Paul will get the honor of trying out my new bazooka… as a target of course.
Paul-YOUR FRIENDS ARE INSANE!
Me-Let's begin!! =blasts Paul's legs and arms=
Paul-=in pain= Please stop…
May-OMG! He said please!!
Me-Who cares? =blasts him again=
Paul-GAH!! You hit my important male part! =faints out of pain=
Me-Nice… Ok, the next dare is by MelodicNight. Misty, get a Sninarak to cocoon you, and roll around with Burmy around you.
Misty-Bugs… I hate you people.
Paul-THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
Me-That was random…
Random-Time for some more Randomness! =whacks Paul with an axe=
Paul-=in pain= Ouch…
Me-Now do it!
Spinarak-=cocoons Misty=
Misty-=rolls around in a pack of Burmy= Help…
Me-Where'd that Spinarak come from? Never mind… the next dares are by BellaLacey.
Paul-Again…
Random-This is fun! =whacks Paul with an axe=
Paul-=falls on floor= ow….
Me-The first dare is for Gary. Try to eat Claw……………………….
Gary-O.o Ok…? =tries to eat Claw=
Claw-=jumps away= MEOW?! Meow, Meow!! =WHAT THA?! Ok, now you are really pissing me off!!= =tears Gary apart=
Me-I love my cat.
Everybody-=praying to God, that they will not be next=
Me-AGAIN WITH THAT?! Never mind… the next dare is for Paul. Replace all of Drew's roses with tulips.
Drew-1482141, 1482142, 1482143. Huh? Did someone say my name? Wait, where was I? GODDAMIT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =starts over= 1, 2, 3.
Paul-=quickly replaces the roses with tulips=
Drew-HUH?! WHERE ARE MY ROSES??!?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
Drew's cheerleaders-We will bring them back!! =attack Paul=
Paul-=under the pile of cheerleaders= you didn't mention, Ouch, this!
Me-I know. The next dare is for—
Dawn-What do you mean next dare?!? Won't you help Paul?!?
Me-………… fine…. =snaps fingers=
Drew's cheerleaders-=disappear=
Dawn-Good.
Me-Now, where were we? Ah yes. The next dare is for Ash.
Ash-Did you say something, Molly?
Molly-…
Me-Ash, replace Leaf's sugar with salt.
Ash-Ok!
10 days later
Ash-Done!
Drew-Wow… that's a lot of sugar… DAMN! =starts over=
Me-=wakes up= you done? Ok. The next dare is for Leaf. Don't eat any sugar from now.
Leaf-I don't like this dare.
Me-Me neither… but the reviewers command it! Anyway, the next dare is for—
May-Already done. And I must say… these glasses are very helpful!
Me-I think it's working…
Max-=runs in= HELP, SOMEONE STOLE MY GLASSES!! I WANNA BE SMRT AGAN!!
Me-They do work… we need to give them to Ash…
Max-=takes back glasses= Now, what were you doing with these, older sister?
May-Huh? Max? What are you doing here?
Max-Taking back my glasses! =leaves=
Me-Ok, we seriously need a pair for Ash… but for now… the next dare is for Dawn… but since you have to be in Paul clothes and he has to be in yours… this dare won't work…
Paul-Thank God…
Me-… Random?
Random-On it! =whacks Paul with an axe= this is so much fun!
Paul-I hate you… =faints=
Me-How many quarters do I have now?
Ash-More than I can count! That means over 1!
Me-… Anyway… the next dares are by LadyLombax. But, she =dramatic music= threatened me!
Everybody-=very loud gasping=
Me-So, I will battle her, and introduce our rules here.
LadyLombax-So, you challenged me?
Me-Yes and I will use only 1 of my friends.
LadyLombax-Fine with me! Palkia, come on out!
Palkia-=comes out of the Poke Ball=
Me-Claw, will you help.
Claw-Meow! =Sure!=
LadyLombax-A cat? I though you are going to use a Pokémon.
Me-Let's do this!
LadyLombax-Palkia, use Dragon Claw!
Me-Claw, dodge it! Then use Claws of Death!
Claw-=dodges and uses Claws of Death=
Palkia-=faints=
Everybody except me and LadyLombax-WOW! THAT WAS FAST.
Drew-DAMN! =starts over=
Me-Nice going, Claw!
LadyLombax-It's not over yet! Dialga, come out!
Dialga-=comes out of Poke Ball=
LadyLombax-Use Flash Cannon!
Me-Claw, rip that thing apart!
=Flash Cannon hits, but Claw stands up and tears Dialga apart=
LadyLombax-What?! Ok, Giratina, come out!
Giratina-=comes out of the Poke Ball=
Me-Claw, can you keep battling?
Claw-=injured= Meow. =Yes.=
LadyLombax-Giratina, use Shadow Force!
Me-Ah! Claw, quickly, get back!
Claw-=jumps back=
Giratina-=appears and attacks=
Claw-=dodges=
Me-Phew… Now use, Claws of Death!
Claw-=hits=
Giratina-=severely injured=
LadyLombax-Giratina, use Ancient Power!
Me-Claw, quickly, stop it!
Claw-=hits before Giratina could use Ancient Power=
Giratina-=faints=
Me-Claw! You did it! Nice job! You get some extra food today!
Claw-Meow! =Yei!=
LadyLombax-Nice battle. But I will be back! And my Pokémon will be stronger!
Me-We will see.
LadyLombax-=leaves=
Everybody-Wow… Your cat is strong…
Me-Ok, now let's continue with the dares. Dawn, when will your next contest be?
Dawn-Erm… OMG! I HAVE ONE NOW!!!
Leaf-=snaps fingers=
Dawn-=on stage=
Me-Thanks Leaf! Now, Paul you have to scream "I love Dawn"
Paul-Ok. HEY EVERYONE!! I LOVE DAWN!!!
Everybody-SHUT UP, YOU CRAZY KID!
=out of the audience= DAMN!! =starts over=
Dawn-=performs, and I am too lazy to write how the contest happened, just watch the anime… pretty much the same here=
Me-=snaps fingers and we are back=
Dawn-YEI!!! I GOT A RIBBON!!!
May-I want one.
Drew-I need one. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! =starts over=
Me-Next is for Gary.
Gary-Make out with Leaf?
Me-Yep.
Gary-I hate you all… =points to the sky and makes out with Leaf=
Me-Ok! The next dare is for Drew! But, Paul is in Dawn's clothes… so skip this one. The next dare is for Ash. Kiss a Phione.
Ash-Ok! =kisses Phione=
Phione-PHIONE! =uses Ice Beam on Ash=
Ash-=frozen solid=
Me-=cracks up= the last dare is for Dawn. Wake up a grouchy Arceus, and bake a ton of poffins.
Dawn-Easy! =bakes a ton of poffins, and wakes up an Arceus=
Arceus-=uses Judgment on Dawn=
Dawn-GAAAAAH!
Paul-I will protect you! =freezes= Why did I say that?
Me-Because I am writing.
Paul-=stands in front of Dawn=
Arceus-=uses Judgment on Paul=
Paul-GAAAAAAAAAAH!
Me-I taped that!
Drew-That has to hurt… … … … I am not even going to say it… =starts over=
Me-Now everyone can eat some poffins!
Everybody-=eat poffins= these are good!
Me-Well, that's it.
That's all for today! R&R, gimmy more insane dares!! Until next time!
~eds00