LET'S TORTURE 'EM!!!!
Me-Here we are again! It's time for more fun!!
Paul-Yei…
Me-Do you have any spirit, Goddamit…
Paul-Shut up.
Me-…
Paul-What?
Me-Watch your mouth.
Paul-…
May-STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!!!
Me and Paul-…
May-…
Me-ENOUGH!!! Let's start the dares.
Paul-…
Me-I SAID ENOUGH!!!
Paul-…
Me-… Claw?
Claw-Meow! =Ready to kill!=
Paul-GAH! I'll be good!
Me-You better be… anyway. The first dare is by Meliniumorder. Dawn has to—
Dawn-I know, May told us all.
Me-I SAID STOP READING THE REVIEWS!!!
May-I can't help it!
Me-Never mind… =whispering to May= but you didn't tell Paul the rest, did you?
May-No. Why would I?
Me-Good.
Leaf-Aw… I don't want to kill your cute kitty!
Me-Finally! Someone likes my little killer! Leaf, you get to eat cake after the chapter, if you don't do that dare.
Leaf-Yay!
Me-Sorry Meliniumorder! We will do your other dare.
Dawn-Ok… let's do this!
Me-HOLD EVERYTHING!!!
Paul-What is it now??
Me-This chapter came out early, because it was a birthday gift.
May-For who?
Me-For none other than… BellaLacey.
Bella-Hi everyone!
Everybody- Happy birthday!!
Bella-Thank you all!
Gary-We can't have a guest every chapter…
Me-Maybe not… but a birthday is special.
Paul-You missed my birthday, freak.
Me-… Actually, we will do 1 of LatiosFan's dares now. Then we will finally start the first dare. And Paul is first.
Paul-…
Me-Stop that.
Paul-…
Me-I said STOP IT!
Paul-…
Me-…
Paul-GAH!
Me-Take this! =fires bazooka=
Paul-=dodges= Ha! You missed!
Me-Think again, emo freak.
Paul-Huh? =turns around= NOOOOOOOOO! =blows up=
Me-Nice…
Drew-I have been up all night… 98653423, 98653424, 98653425.
Bella-How many roses does he have?
Gary-Some things, best remain unknown…
Me-Erm… Drew? You didn't have to do that…
Drew-I am not falling for that! I wrote down the number, so you can't confuse me now!
Me-You didn't have to do the dare.
Drew-Oh, but I did!! MUAHAHAH!!
Me-Ok… he needs help…
Random-=appears out of nowhere= on it! =whacks Drew with a hammer on the head=
Drew-=wakes up= Huh?!? What happened?!
Me-You don't know?
Drew-No… I was counting roses… when somebody knocked me on the head…
Random-Well, I have to go.
Me-Give Paul your goodbye present.
Random-Oh right!
Paul-What is it?
Random-Here goes! =whacks Paul with an axe=
Paul-=in pain= I h-hate y-you… =faints=
Me-Awesome!
Random-=leaves=
Me-Wait… that's how many quarters?? I need the help of the awesome reviewers!!! Please, count my quarters! Thank you!
Dawn-Can we do the dare now?
Me-Ok.
Dawn-Ehem… aren't you forgetting someone?
Me-No.
Dawn-No one?
Me-I SAID NO!!
Dawn-What about Paul?
Me-What about Paul?
Dawn-HE'S FAI— we need him for the dare.
Me-Oh, snap… =snaps fingers=
Paul-=wakes up= I DIDN'T MAKE OUT WITH MISTY, I SWEAR!!!! =snaps out of it= Huh??
Dawn-…
Me-…
Carl-O.O
May-… I think we have a one-sided canon from Paul's side in NovelShipping…
Me-Looks like it… DO THE DARE NOW!! I am getting impatient…
After preparation
Me-This has to be fun, for Paul's sake.
Paul-WHY ME?!!?!!?
Me-'cause.
Paul-…
Bella-Come on people!
Ash-Here goes!
=Ash throws Dawn into the air, while Dawn is doing a cart wheel, Paul catches Dawn, but falls down, Drew and May start hitting Paul with sticks=
May-I am a bossy freak, huh? Payback.
Drew-You call May a bossy freak, you pay!
Paul-I, ow, hate, ow, you, ow.
Me-Nice…
Bella-I have to admit… this is fun.
Me-I know! Next dare! It's for Carl, and it's by LatiosFan. You have to prepare a Goldeen dish for my sweet little kitty!
Ash-Yea, Carl.
Carl-…
May-Where is that cat anyway?
Me-Hmmm… Has anyone seen him?
Everybody-No…
May-I think… he went somewhere with that other, white cat.
Me-Oh… ok… Carl, do it anyway, I am sure he will back soon.
Carl-…=walks into kitchen=
Me-Paul, you have a dare from Furyfur. Every time someone talks about fangirls or fanboys, hit yourself in the nose with a hammer.
Paul-Easy.
Me-Ok, Gary.
Gary-=praying to God= Not a Leaf dare, not a Leaf dare, not a Leaf dare.
Me-You have to sing some autographs. =sneaks out=
Gary-Now were talking! Signing autographs for my fangirls is why I am born.
Everybody-…
Paul-=hits himself on the nose with a hammer= ow…
Me-=sneaks in= Go, we don't have much time.
Fangirls-There he is!
Gary-Calm down. There is enough of Gary, to go around!
Fangirls-Let's get him! =attack Gary=
Gary-WHA?!
Me-Nice…
Fangirls-You already have a girlfriend, so don't try to sweet talk us.
Gary-What is wrong with you fangirls.
Paul-=whacks himself lightly=
Me-BUSTED!!
Bella-This is going to hurt for him…
Me-Yea…
Furyfur-There you are!
Paul-GAAAAH!!!!
Furyfur-=whacks Paul repeatedly=
Paul-=in excruciating pain= ow…
Me-Nice… thanks Furyfur!
Furyfur-My pleasure. =disappears=
Bella-That must have been painful.
Paul-You have no idea…
May-erm… you know, that Gary is still being ripped apart?
Me-=looks at pile of fangirls= Oh yea! Leaf, you must eat a lot of sugar, and save Gary.
Leaf-On it! =eats a million bags of sugar and attacks Gary's fangirls=
5 minutes later
Drew-The smoke is clearing!
Gary-=unconscious=
Leaf-AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Me-Wow… Leaf?
Leaf-=jumping up and down= WHAT?
Me-erm… you know… you beat up Gary pretty good…
Leaf-Oops…
Me-Anyway… moving on. The next dare is for Ash. Give your hat to Leaf.
Ash-NO, NO WAY!!!
Me-… I just remembered, my friend, The Bookmaster gave me a hypno crystal! Though I want to know where he gets this stuff. Please, do tell.
Everybody-Huh?
Me-Hypnotizing time! =hypnotizes Ash=
Ash-=hypnotized= Yes master. =gives hat to Leaf=
Paul-… DON'T YOU DARE TURN ME INTO A CHICKEN!!!!
Me-Good idea! =points crystal at Paul=
Bella-Poor Paul, can you let him off the hook once?
Me-=sighs= Fine… Anyway, this next dare is the last one from LatiosFan. May, leave the room for a sec.
May-Ok. =leaves=
Me-Harley, make out with Drew.
Harley-My pleasure!
Drew-No… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Harley-=starts making out with Drew=
Me-MAY! Come in.
May-So what was that abo-- ……………………… DREW!! HOW COULD YOU!!!
Drew-=pulls away= HELP!
Harley-=stops= I had a good time! Thanks Eddy!
Me-……….. What did you call me?
Harley-I called you E--
Me-DON'T YOU DARE!!! =snaps fingers=
Harley-=explodes=
Me-Ok… moving on. Wait… where is Paul and Mis— I mean Carl?
Bella- I don't know…
Me-Dammit… Bella, cover for me, I will go find those two. =leaves=
Bella-Yay! Ok. So, the next dares is by Furyfur.
Drew-Paul's lucky not to be here now…
Bella-The next dare is for Dawn. It's convenient, since Paul isn't here. Sign Paul up for a female beauty pageant.
Dawn-He won't be happy about this… =signs Paul up=
May-I am sure he won't. =smiles=
Gary-I still don't get it, why those fangirls attacked me…
May-That will be 1 hit for Paul.
Drew-May, you are starting to scare me.
May-Why?
Drew-Well… erm… you are really evil towards Paul… more evil than anyone else.
May-He called me a bossy freak.
Drew-Well, you still shouldn't… erm… You know what… Never mind.
Bella-Ok, the next dare is for Gary. Give your picture of Anabel to Leaf.
Gary-Ok? Here Leaf. =gives Anabel's picture to Leaf=
Leaf-=rips picture apart=
Bella-Now, show it to Anabel, claiming it to be an improvement.
Gary-…………………………………… You're joking, right?
Bella-No, the reviewers command so.
Gary-=twitching= …
Leaf-=snaps fingers=
Drew-Whoa! I never get used to those teleports…
Bella-Come on.
Gary-=takes deep breath and knocks on Anabel's door=
Anabel-Hello? Oh… it's you. What do you want?
Gary-=shows her the picture= T-this is a-a-an improvement!
Anabel-…
Gary-I AM SORRY!! THEY MADE ME DO IT!!!
Anabel-I believe you, but you had to say, no way, but no, you come and do it anyway. We will talk later. =shuts door=
Ash-That went well!
Gary-Shut up.
Bella-Ok, we will continue Furyfur's dares when Claw and the others come back. For now, we will do MrMissMrs Random's dares. And the first dare is for Gary.
Random-Hiya! =coats Gary with sugar, candy and caffeine=
Gary-WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Random-Leaf? Your dare.
Leaf-=sees Gary= MORE SUGAR!! YAY!!! =runs after Gary=
Gary-=screams like a little girl, and runs away=
Me-=walks in with Paul and Misty chained up= wow… nice…
Everybody except us-Huh??
Me-We had a little trouble on the way… I found these 2 under a tree, making out…
Dawn-=gasps=
Me-And I couldn't get them away from each other… so I used chains.
May-Paul, you must hit yourself now!
Paul-… =hits himself with a hammer= ouch… my nose is starting to bleed…
Me-Ok, Ash, this is from Furyfur. Tell a series of the worst Pokémon-related jokes you can in front of a live crowd at the Digimon fanclub.
Leaf-=snaps fingers=
Drew-Why does she have teleportation powers and not us?!?
Me-Only awesome people have powers.
Paul-Then why don't I have them?
May-Proving Ed's point…
Paul-…
Me-Ash, do it.
Ash-Okay everyone! Listen up! What do you get when you cross a Psyduck, me, and Misty? One mad little girl!
Misty-=twitching= HAHAHAH! So funny!
Random Digimon fan-Shut up you crazy little girl.
Ash-Okay, okay. What do you get when you put a parrot in a washing machine? A Poliwhirl.
Misty-Nice one Ash!! HAHAHA!
Digimon fans-YOU SUCK!! =attack Ash and Misty=
Me-Niiiiiiiiiiiice.
Paul-Poor Misty… she didn't deserve that…
Everybody-=gasping=
May-Did he just…
Drew-Yep…
Me-Wow… Paul, you must make out with Dawn.
Paul-Fine… =makes out with Dawn=
Gary-He isn't enjoying that…
Paul-There is only 1 girl I would enjoy making out with, and she is sitting right next to me. =points to Misty=
Dawn-=sobs=
Me-Did he just say…. Omg… I am an IkariShipper… must break NovelShipping… I think NovelShipping has beaten IkariShipping…
Dawn-NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Paul-Yes.
Bella-I didn't know Paul had a soft side…
Me-Neither did I… We have to do something about that… Let's continue… the next dare is for May. It's from Random.
May-Thanks Random! =smiles and quickly turns Paul's clothes pink=
Paul-GAH!! When did you?! How did you?! So fast…
May-I love this dare.
Paul-…
May-…
Paul-…
May-…
Paul-…
May-…
Paul-…
Me-…
May and Paul-GAH!
Me-Stop stalling… The next dare is for Ash… put on Max's glasses.
Ash-Okey-dokey! =puts on glasses=
Drew-Where did those come from?
Gary-I have no idea…
Ash-Feeling weird… brain forming… knowing that 2+2 is not chocolate for 4…
Me-… they do work…
Max-WHO TAKEN MAI GLSSES AGAN!! GIMME THEY BACK!! I MUST BE SMRT! THE ANIME COMMANDS SO!!
Ash-I am sorry, young lad, but I really need them. They make me realize much more, than I have known before.
Max-GIMME THEM!!! =steals back glasses and jumps out of the window= HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Ash-=back to normal= Huh? What happened?
Me-You put on Max's glasses.
Ash-Those round thingy's with glass inside?
Me-Yes. Anyway… moving on. The next dare is for Car—
Paul-Misty.
Me-… fine… Misty… Random's Salamance get's to use Draco Meteor on you.
Misty-…
Random-Hiya again!
Paul-How many times has this freak appeared today?!
Random-… =whacks Paul with an axe=
Paul-=in pain= I will keep quiet… ow…
Random-Salamance! Prepare for battle! =throws Poke Ball= and now use Draco Meteor on her! =points to Misty=
Salamance-=nods head and uses Draco Meteor on Misty=
Misty-=buried under the meteors and fainted=
Me-Misty is unable to battle, and the winner is Random! =freezes= Why did I just say that?
Bella-That was fun to watch!
Paul-…
Me-Well, that's all the dares from Random.
Random-Thanks for a good time. Bye! =whacks Paul with an axe and leaves=
Paul-=in pain= Why does he, ow, keep doing that…
Me-Because he can.
Paul-…
Me-…
Paul-STOP THAT!!
Me-Nice… Ok, the next dares are by pokemaniac1234. The first dare for Paul.
Paul-...
Me-But we will do that dare in the next chapter. So, the next dare is for Ash. Shout "I love Gary" on worldwide television.
Ash-I didn't know you loved Gary.
Me-What?!
Ash-You just said so.
Me-… Apple.
Ash-OH!! I get it! =screams on worldwide television "I love Gary" and kisses Gary=
Gary-WHAT THA?!?! YOU CRAZY MORON!!!
Drew-Huh? How did you make him understand??
Me-I have no idea…
Mob-=break down wall= WHERE IS THAT KID THAT INTERUPTED NARUTO SHIPPUDEN?!?
Me-There. =points to Paul=
Paul-WHAT?!?! Who are you going to believe?
Mob-=beat up Paul=
Me-I love writing this thing…
Paul-…
Me-Ok… the next dare is for Misty. Bake poffins for Leaf.
Drew-Car crash?
Me-No… total chaos.
Misty-=bakes poffins, but I put too much sugar without her knowing=
Leaf-=eats poffins and tramples Misty= AWESOME!!!!!!!
Bella-Does she get too much sugar every chapter?
Me-Pretty much… So, that was the last dare from pokemaniac1234.
Claw-=comes in= Meow. =Sup.=
Me-Where have you been?
Claw-M-meow. =N-nowhere.=
Me-Claw, The Bookmaster gave you a robotic army of fire breathing cats. And Random said you are the most awesome cat in the universe.
Claw-Meow? Meow, meow. Meow! Meow. =Really? I didn't know people liked me. But thanks! I will use the army wisely.=
Paul-=prays to God=
Me-You also get a meal. A cooked Goldeen.
Claw-Meow! =Hurray!= =eats Goldeen= Meow. =tasty.=
Me-You also must eat dead bodies in front of everyone.
Claw-Meow! =Gross!=
Me-Ok… Sorry Furyfur! But I can't let him do this dare. Instead we will do Drew's and May's dare.
Drew-=in a kitten suit= May told me, I prepared.
Me-Claw, you must battle Drew to the death.
Drew-Let's do this! =starts running around= HEEEEEEELP!
Claw-MEOW! =GET BACK HERE!=
May-=in a mouse suit= Hey kitty! Come and get me!
Claw-Meow! =With pleasure!= =jumps and lands on May= =uses Claws of Death=
Drew-MAY!!!! You will pay for that!! Take this! =lightly scratches Claw=
Claw-Meow!! =That tickles!!= =uses Claws of Death=
Drew-=faints=
Me-Nice… =snaps fingers=
May and Drew-=revive= Huh? Did we win?
Me-No.
Bella-That was an interesting battle!
Paul-HEY! Who signed me up for a female beauty pageant?!
Me-=drops to the floor laughing=
Paul-This isn't funny!
Me-=laughs even more=
Paul-…
Me-=still recovering from laughing= Dawn, help him get ready.
Dawn-Ok.
15 minutes later
Paul-=walks in with a wig, a red dress, high heels and bunny ears=
Me-Ok… sorry, if the first part was funny, then this even funnier. =starts laughing like crazy=
Everybody-=start laughing=
Dawn-It's the best I could think of in such a small period!
Me-=through laughter= I can't breathe!!
Paul-=turns cherry red= SHUT UP!!!
Me-You are late, princess.
Leaf-=snaps fingers=
Me-Thanks Leaf! Now, get on stage princess.
Announcer-Next we have, the beautiful Paula!
Paul-=walks on stage=
Announcer-I am sorry… the ugly Paula.
Dawn-Hey! Stop that!
Audience-BOOOOOOOOO!
Me-Well… it's time to go. =snaps fingers=
Paul-DON'T EVER MAKE ME DO THAT AGAIN!!
Me-Whatever… moving on.
Paul-…
Me-The next dare is for everyone… jumps off a cliff 5 times. And we watch. This dare is from The Bookmaster.
Everybody-=jump of the cliff 5 times=
Paul-You didn't say that we were supposed to get blown up by bombs and burned by Fire-type Pokémon down there!
Me-That's the fun part!
Paul-…
Bella-That was fun.
Me-That's everything from The Bookmaster. The next dares are by Tigmamanukan Mayari. I know we had a lot of guest appearances today… but we had to do this. Mayari and his friend, Mango.
Mayari-Hello all! =transforms into Tigmamanukan=
Mango-That's an Omen bird with a very sharp beak. =transforms into Wak Wak=
Mayari-That's a Vampire bird with bat wings.
Me-Ok… Am I confused… ehem… so… the first dare?
Mayari-On it! =pecks Paul's head until his skull is cracked=
Paul-OUCH! You broke my skull!
Me-Okay… Dawn… you must give Paul surgery…
Dawn-I don't want to. He is mean.
Me-I know… but just do it…
Dawn-No.
Me-… Fine.
Paul-HEY! Will someone help?!
Misty-I will.
Paul-Thank you.
Everybody except Paul and Misty-=loud gasping=
Me-DID HE JUST SAY "Thank you"?????
Drew-Wow… that he did…
Misty and Paul-=leave to give surgery=
Mango-=sucks Gary's blood= mmmm…. Salty…
Gary-Uh… feeling weak… =faints=
Mayari-Leaf, do you want to be a vampire-ish too? Like Gary.
Leaf-Erm… no thanks…
Mayari-Ok, here some gum.
Leaf-YAY! =starts chewing gum=
Mango-I like Mangoes! =starts raining Mangoes=
Me-Erm… free food break?? Ok… I am confused…
Everybody who's left-Yay! =start eating Mangoes=
Me-Ok… seriously… I am so confused… Mayari? Wak Wak? Mango? What kinda names are those?! I am so confused…
Mango-=scratches Drew=
Drew-OUCH! HEY! CUT IT OUT!!
Me-Those claws are almost as sharp as Claw's??? Ok… now I am totally confused…
Mayari-Well, we have to go! Bye!
Mango-Yea! Bye! =both disappear=
Me-Ok… that was confusing…
May-The mangoes were tasty…
Ok, so… that was a confusing last part… anyway… Review more!! Need more dares!!
Everybody, wish Bella a happy birthday!! Review and more dares!! More dares!! Torture them all!!!!!
We need a lot of Anti-NovelShipping dares and a lot of IkariShipping dares. So clabber Misty, Paul and Dawn with those dares!
~eds00