Puckerman: First Blood

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee, nor am I the creator of Rambo.

A/N: I don't know when this will be up, and I know Mark did a terrible thing.

But come on. Puck is the only character I know who trained to fight.

A/N 2: I'm stuck on the other stories, which all follow the same plot. In this story, I'm breaking away from that.

Chapter 1: Family

Quinn Fabray, Rachel St. James, Tina Abrams, Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and her wife Brittany were celebrating Santana and Brittany's seventh wedding anniversary in Mexico. Quinn was on her phone fighting with her boyfriend Noah Puckerman as she stared at a guy at the bar. Quinn was so drunk she never ended the call with Noah, and he heard Quinn's voice slur before he heard Santana yell, "Vamos, imbecile!" before the call dropped.

Three days later, Santana's mother, Maribel, calls Noah, asking if he has heard from Quinn or Santana. He didn't want to worry her, so he said, "They're probably busy having a good time." Later, Jesse, Rachel's husband, and Sam Evans, Mercedes' ex. Artie Abrams, Tina's husband, and Brittany's parents called.

Noah tried calling or texting the girls every fifteen minutes after this but got no response. Rachel and Mercedes' disappearance made the news a week later, thanks to Jesse being their agent. A month later, Santana was discovered naked and clinging to life a mile from the Mexican border, with a V carved into her forehead.

Noah went to see her a few days later in the psych ward at Lima Memorial. He then learned Santana couldn't have visitors and heard her yell, "No, me toques!"

Then he visits Quinn's parents and learns that Quinn's father, Russell, hired a private investigator to look for her. The private investigator was found dead near where Santana was a week earlier. Then he left without saying a word.

He returned home and took all his guns out of his closet before texting his mother, Norah, and other friends, saying, "I'm heading for them."

Soon, Jesse comes by with some files. Then he says, "I thought you would need these, Puck."

He looked at the picture of himself with Finn and told Noah, "I love Rachel as much as you love Quinn."

Noah chuckles and says, "I thought you came here to tell me to let the FBI handle it."

Jesse sighs and says, "They gave up. No one in Mexico is willing to talk. So, I'm desperate, Puck."

As Noah packs up his guns plus a few knives, he says, "I want you to take my mom and Sarah with you when you return to New York."

Soon Noah was on the road to Mexico, praying that Quinn and the others were still alive. Then he hears someone honking their horn and sees Maribel in her car behind him. He pulls onto the side of the road, and before he can move, Maribel gets in his truck. Then she says, "You're heading somewhere where you don't speak the language, Puck, and you know Santana wouldn't let you go alone either. Now, let's go before I change my mind!" Noah then sees Carole Hummel getting out of the passenger side of Maribel's car as he pulls away.

Then Maribel says, "Carole and Norah thought I was crazy, but they haven't seen Santana, and her screaming doesn't haunt them at night, Puck."

As Noah kept his eyes on the road, he asked, "Did Santana tell you about the ranch I bought?"

Maribel chuckles and says, "No, but I hope you rigged it like the one in Rambo: Last Blood."

Noah smirked and said, "I bet you anything Santana will be pissed at both of us when she finds out."

Maribel chuckles and says, "I bet Burt twenty dollars that we'll be telling her what Kurt always told him."

Halfway there, Maribel calls a family member and yells, "Todo es culpa tuya! Los amigos de Santana podran morir!"

When Maribel ends the call, she says, "My sister told them about that club. She knew about its reputation for disappearing female tourists. Mercedes was found with amnesia yesterday, and Ramona took her in. I hope you can find the girls, Puck."

Noah takes Maribel's hand and says, "We will bring them home."

When they reached Mexico, Maribel dealt with the border patrol. Then she told Noah how to get to Ramona's house, and when Mercedes saw Noah, she said, "Puck?"

Then she cries and says, "I escaped with Santana, but I got hit in the head and woke up in the hospital. Ramona was the only person I remembered. I've had nightmares about everything since. Tina didn't last two days and got killed in front of us. They took Rachel away the day we escaped. Quinn is still there. They know about you, Puck, and used her as bait."

She calmed down and said, "They looked you and the other guys up online after looking through our phones. They called you Primera Sangre and tried to get Quinn to call you."

Noah soon had Mercedes show him where the place was and told Maribel, "Take Mercedes home and tell Quinn's parents to have the FBI be at the border." Maribel said nothing and left on foot with Mercedes after Noah got a shotgun from the back of his truck.

As Maribel and Mercedes leave, Mercedes says, "You better not tell Quinn or Kurt I said this, but Puck is like..."

Maribel says, "Burt on steroids? I was thinking that, too, on the way up here, and I teased Carole about it before we left. They soon heard girls screaming and gunfire. Before, Noah pulled up beside them with Quinn unconscious in the passenger seat.

Noah dropped them off near an Air Force base outside of Texas and said, "Mercedes, my mom, and Sarah are in New York with Jesse. Tell Quinn when she wakes up that I saved her, and I'm sorry for walking out on her as I did." Then Noah headed home and got his ranch ready for a war.

Noah rigged traps all over his house and released all his animals. In a nearby mine shaft, he dug tunnels and set traps. Noah then waits and watches as a convoy of ten black SUVs drives onto his property before Noah sets off the first trap, blowing up two vehicles at once. Then he shoots a flaming arrow into another vehicle's engine before it explodes.

Soon, forty men got out of the SUVs and fanned out before the leader said, "Vamos, mantener Los ojos abiertos! Ha, terminado!" They soon chased Noah into the mine shaft after he killed twenty of them with a shotgun or machine gun. He attacked the others from behind, slitting their throats or stabbing them in the back with a homemade knife until it was just him and the leader.

He grabs a walkie-talkie and asks, "Was this what you wanted—to die in America a miserable son of a bitch?"

The leader replies, "I'm not the one you want, Primera Sangre. I'm just a foot soldier in this game. Now, if you want to learn more, come and fight me like a man!"

Noah turns on the lights and replies, "You want a fight?" Then he said, "Follow the light!" before he sat off the first of several bombs and headed back to the barn. The leader injures his leg on the way out of the mine shaft before he searches for Noah.

Soon, Noah heard sirens and saw Burt Hummel's truck leading a convoy of twenty FBI trucks. He hid in his barn until they left, only letting Burt see him. Then Burt texted Noah, "Quinn and Santana are at Kurt's. Maribel headed back after talking to Santana. She told me to tell you to check your guns, and she knows who the leader is. She kept saying, "Familia," and asking, "How could she do this to me?" as she left.

Then Maribel texts Noah, saying, "Brittany and Rachel aren't dead! Ramona has them hidden somewhere, and that club isn't the only one she owns, Puck! We have to end this!" Noah didn't reply and soon put an arsenal of weapons in the back of his truck.

He then sees Maribel pulling up in her car and taking a shotgun out of the trunk before he is about to leave. After he puts the gun in the back of his truck, he says, "Now I know where Santana got her stubbornness." Maribel glares at him as she gets in but says nothing.

Chapter 2 should be up soon. Grammarly and Word Tune are free tools that I use. Therefore, errors may be unnoticed.