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This next chapter is set while Ghastly was still a statue, but two years after he changed. I wrote this before Book Three came out, and just after I read Book Two. This was how I imagined Ghastly would come back, going by the philosophy of Genesis Aggelos-'Tanith and Ghastly, because she'll be there when he's de-stoned.'

As it happens, Derek Landy went by that philosophy (YAY!) but in my version, Ghastly is in the Hall of Statues (that in the books, was never actually built (sob)) .

DISCLAIMER: Yes, I have read Better Late Than Never.

A/N:I will write an alternate to this ending that DOES take place according to the third book, if any of you are unhappy with this ending. I'm thinking of doing one anyway, which involves some...interesting scenes in Kenspeckle's facility. For now though, I have only 'More Than Juat A Pretty Face', but I think you'll all enjoy this anyway...

WARNING: This chapter contains heartache, sexual harassment, violence, and an American. Enjoy!

Love K x