I Own Nothing still
i own this story mwahahahahaha
As the smashers were lying there in the dark after the lights went off "wh-what happened I was just about to f-fall asleep and th-th-th-then the lights were shut off" stuttered pit. "What are you doing pit you scared fairy boy your supposed to…" "hey i'm the fairy boy!" yelled link. "Umm…aren't you supposed to be mute" asked olimar "yeah but you don't know how hard it is being quite all the time its hard…hard I say HARD its one of Nintendo's cruel jokes on me!" said link angrily. "Well pit don't just sit there go and change the light bulb, okay" said the one in the wheelchair sonic "fine" and as pit started flying to the light bulb to change it, he then slipped on a banana half way up and went falling to his death. Then the lights turned on and to everybody's surprise there was a pink balloon with fake blood, and a very poorly drawn jiggaly puff on it and what also seemed to surprise them the most is that there were some smashers missing.
"Everybody the homo's that are missing are diddy kong, king dedede, donkey kong, ganondwarf, and bowser" said master hand in his squeaky glove sounding voice "and CoME ovEr To MaSTer HanDYS tOO BuY MaSTeRR HaNDS DoLLs cOlLEctIoN FoR FreEs" said crazy hand in his own accent (called crazy doop). Then a giant robotic baboon mouse from the past came and threw apples at all the remaining smashers. But the smashers were to quick and threw peaches decaying body at the giant robotic baboon mouse from the past and it started to slowly fade away along with peaches body. "Well that was the most epic fight scene since the movie dumbo and the sleeping dwarves" said lucas "wahahaha since when is the timid lucas so manly" said wario. "Since I raped you in your sleep wario" snapped lucas. "soooooo your gay, lucas" said captain falcon happily "w-well you see…" but before lucas could finish a giant ship came crashing through the wall "yo ho there's only one room for a captain in this story and it is me" said captain…
and thats it for now and sorry for thembeing so short im gonna try and make them longer