"yo ho there's only one room for a captain in this story and it is me"...

then a giant robotic hand came from the ship and grabbed the unsuspecting captain falcon into the ship. "Where am I? Th-this ain't so scary in f-fact it's laughable" said captain falcon trying to sound tough but clearly he was as scared as a monkey that just lost its banana to another monkey. "Welcome to my…*cough cough*…ship" said a voice through the shadows "wait I know that voice…no not h-him anybody but him" said a very worried captain falcon…

-BACK AT THE SMASH PARTY-

"Where do you think the good ol captain went?" said a very confused jiggaly puff "what are you doing here I thought you were dead, okay" said the wheelchaired sonic "yeah I did too" said the jiggalo master ness. Just then jiggaly puff made her great escape…until she tripped on the worlds most sacred banana the banana of destiny! Then as she was falling there was a loud crash on the roof and as the smashers were distracted from the noise, then a strange object came from the door at the speed of lightning and popped jiggaly puff, making her guts fly everywhere. "Who the fuck made her into a balloon anyway?" said an angry samus aran "and who whoo whooooooo, haha i'm an owl, who do you think that captain is" said mike mouse "maybe that sexy jack sparrow" said lucas…

-BACK WITH THE PEDOPHILE CAPTAIN FALCON-

"I guess i'm just gonna have to show you my awesome moves" said a very confident captain falcon. Then out of the shadows came a figure wearing a pimp hat with a giant C on it and a blue tuxedo it was none other then his long time nemesis captain crunch!!! So they fought to the bloody death and captain falcon was the one who ended up dying because he said he'd win with his arm tied behind his back. "arr I win again "captain" now ye must know what happen to the loser" "can I wr…write a letter…to…a…friend of mine first" "fine make it snappy the letter room is by the entrance" -a few minutes later- "I finally sent my letter of epic proportions and awesomeness cause it was made by the one and only captain…" KASLICE. "He was annoying…and I thought he would of tried to escape…arrrrarararararararar" then captain falcons body started to move. "Arr what's this moo…" but before he could finish saying a giant chicken came out of falcons body and ate him. But crunch was smart so he grabbed his sword "arr my crew most of changed my sword with a giant birds feather again…NOOOOOOOOOO" the smashers could hear the captains cry's from where they stood. "Well…if this captain goes down might as well sing oooooooooo there once was a Frenchman yvon was his name exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but reading a map was not his forte so poor yvon was soon cast away"

and that concludes the part 3 and to be continued