ok just a note...here are all of the characters' screen names

icarlytheoriginal: carly

trublemakr: sam

technodude33: freddie

spencer_the_fencer: spencer

sneezyguy123: jeremy

~not.~: gibby

iluvtalkin: dorine

corncake357: principal franklin

fruitsaladsniffer: jonah

safetyis#1: mrs benson

okie dokie...let the story begin!! jsyk......im gonna do a bit of CarlyXFreddie :D


**Starting Zaplook Chat**

[icarlytheoriginal is coming online]

[technodude33is coming online]

icarlytheoriginal: ohmigosh! sam and her dad r gonna be here any minute! where r u??

technodude33: im getting ready! sheesh!

icarlytheoriginal: this isn't a date...u realize that rite?

technodude33: .....sure. whatever u want to think

icarlytheoriginal: freddie! this is for sam! she rlly wants her dad 2 meet us!

technodude33: its not like we r jonah or anything....when they were still going out

icarlytheoriginal: it doesn't matter.... she wants him to be impressed by us...2 show him that she isn't all bad..u kno?

technodude33: so she is really just using us like she uses u when she has to go 2 franklin's office

icarlytheoriginal: freddie! that's not nice

technodude33: but its not a lie...

icarlytheoriginal: true..... eeep! theyre here

technodude33: wait! i have an idea on how to make sam's dad like us better!

icarlytheoriginal: release ur thoughts! theyre in my house!

technodude33: okay...so u and i pretend to date so that way sam's dad will be forced to have to like both of us.....

[icarlytheoriginal has signed off]

technodude33: grr...ill be over in about 10 minutes!!

[sneezyguy123 is coming online]

technodude33: hey jeremy...

sneezyguy123: wats wrong freddie?

technodude33: ugh...nothing. carly turned me down again...

sneezyguy123: mayb u should just let her go dude...

technodude33: no way! carly has been thru a lot of guys...and eventually she'll realize who she rlly likes...the guy who has always been there 4 her...

sneezyguy123: u go dude!! aajlkdfb nl,,alkjgfba nhvcbc

technodude33: ???

sneezydude33: srry. i got spittle on the keyboard. shouldn't u be goin over 2 carly's house?

technodude33: aw crap! ur rite! ttyl!!

[technodude33 has signed off]

[sneezyguy123 has signed off]

[icarlytheoriginal is coming online (mobile)]

[technodude33 is coming online (mobile)]

icarlytheoriginal: (mobile) dude!! where r u??

technodude33: (mobile) im putting on my shoes! chill! ill be over there in a sec

[technodude33 has signed off]

[spencer_the_fencer is signing on (mobile)]

spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) carls? how long r u and sam gonna take upstairs? her dad is scaring me with stories about his cellmate named hugh who apparently was in love with a yarn ball... GET UR BUTTS DOWN HERE NOW!! and tell freddie to hurry up!

icarlytheoriginal: (mobile) calm down! we r coming down now! and freddie should be here any sec.

spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) yup. he's the door

[spencer_the_fencer has signed off]

[icarlytheoriginal has signed off]

**End Zaplook Chat**

**Start Zaplook Chat**

[trublemakr is coming online]

[icarlytheoriginal is coming online]

trublemakr: what goes on?

icarlytheoriginal: eh...im a little phased....i cant believe 2 things

trublemakr: and those r.....

icarlytheoriginal: first, how awesome ur dad is. i mean come on! who can juggle spaghetti tacos w/o having noodles go everywhere!!

trublemakr: dats meh dad! he learned that in jail... xcept w/ bowls from the cafeteria and chili...

icarlytheoriginal: random...but okaaaaaaay

trublemakr: but wat was the second thing

icarlytheoriginal: well......freddie tried 2 ask me out again

trublemakr: wat else is new

icarlytheoriginal: um.....i thought about saying yes........

trublemakr: whoa! barf central!

icarlytheoriginal: and after u left, i walked him home (a whopping three steps)and we got to his door...

trublemakr: continue.............

icarlytheoriginal: so we just kinda stood there and it was awkward.....then he tried to kiss me

trublemakr: eep! so wat did u do?

icarlytheoriginal: well his mom came to the door and pulled him inside. she said sumthing about tick lotion......

trublemakr: lol! so if he did kiss u ...would u have let him?

icarlytheoriginal: mayb.........

[technodude33 is coming online]

trublemakr: whoop! gotta go carls! c ya!!

[trublemakr has signed off]

icarlytheoriginal: sam! im gonna kill u!!

trublemakr: (private massage) chill! im on invisible! ill help u if u need it

icarlytheoriginal: (private message) ok thnx...warning: this could get awkward

trublemakr: (private message) im the queen of awkward...remember...i was raised by my mom. u better get bak 2 luver boy

icarlytheoriginal: (private message) will do.............

icarlytheoriginal: hey freddie

technodude33: uh...hi carls

icarlytheoriginal: r u ok?

technodude33: yeah.....i think.....srry about the whole kiss thing b4

icarlytheoriginal: its ok. no big deal

technodude33: i kno my whole crush thing is making our friendship all wonky...so i think we shouldn't hang out anymore

icarlytheoriginal: NO! i mean......it rlly doesn't bother me anymore...soo....

technodude33: rlly? great! we can stay friends then!

icarlytheoriginal: yeah....

trublemakr: OH JUST ASK HER OUT ALREADY!!

technodude33: sam! where did u come from

trublemakr: don't change the subject! ask her out! she WILL say yes rite carly?

icarlytheoriginal: uh....

technodude33: is that true carly?

icarlytheoriginal: wat if i say yes?

trublemakr: where did freddie go?

icarlytheoriginal: my best guess is rite behind me. yes freddie i can hear u

trublemakr: hi freddie! r we being stalker-ish again?

icarlytheoriginal: he says that he was making sure that i rlly meant wat i said. yes i did freddie....aguh! cant breathe!

trublemakr: fredward bear hug?

icarlytheoriginal: yes...*gasp*

trublemakr: lol! gee! look at the time! nitey nite!

[trublemakr has signed off]

icarlytheoriginal: freddie! if u want to talk to me ur best bet is IMing. get ur laptop or no carly-talking 4 u

icarlytheoriginal: AND ILL GET U 4 THIS SAM!!!

[technodude33 is coming online (mobile)]

technodude33: (mobile) i miss u!!

icarlytheoriginal: cliiiiiingy!!

[technodude33 has signed on]

technodude33: just wait until we go on our first date. we'll c who is clinging 2 who!

icarlytheoriginal: that will be u! trust me

technodude33: eh....true

icarlytheoriginal: lemme guess? u r on my couch again?

technodude33: theres a spot right next to me that is free! it comes with a complementary spot under my arm, on the house!

icarlytheoriginal: hmm...lemme think about that

[icarlytheoriginal is coming online (mobile)]

technodude33: wait! where r u going

icarlytheoriginal: (mobile) 2 the studio. ill brb

technodude33: im lonely.....

icarlytheoriginal: (mobile) man, ur a wimp

technodude33: but im ur wimp!

[icarlytheoriginal is coming online]

icarlytheoriginal: i think im gonna take u up on that offer...

technodude33: its an offer 4 life!!

[~not.~ is coming online]

technodude33: hey gibby! sup?

icarlytheoriginal: nice typing w/ 1 hand btw

~not.~: uh....am i missing sumthing?

technodude33: nothing. so....to answer my question from b4...

~not.~: yeah, carly? has sam been acting weird at all? cuz i saw her in the grocery store with some buff dude and she was acting all polite. she didn't even insult me!

icarlytheoriginal: that 'buff dude' is her dad who just came outta jail...and she's just trying 2 make her dad happy. im sure she'll be bak 2 normal in no time

~not.~: well i hope she stays this way. less injuries 4 me. dinner time! c u guys l8r!!

[~not.~ has signed off]

[safetyis#1 is coming online]

safetyis#1: Fredward Benson! Where are you? It's time for your daily bubble bath!

technodude33: mom! im carlys house! u kno...rite across the hall

icarlytheoriginal: yea, hes fine

safetyis#1: Why aren't you using correct spelling and words? That is not good for your typing skills.

safetyis#1: Oh Freddie! She said yes! I'm so happy for you!

technodude33: mom! how do u kno that?

safetyis#1: Carly, you and Spencer really need to get a one-way peephole. I can see everything in your living room.

technodude33: okay mom! sheesh! im coming home

safetyis#1: Good!

[safetyis#1 has signed off]

technodude33: ok i guess this is goodbye 4 today

icarlytheoriginal: notice how u qualify it with 'today'

technodude33: w/e c u l8r

icarlytheoriginal: ok. u should be fainting now

technodude33: im playing it cool. ill melt into jelly as soon as i leave.

icarlytheoriginal: i always thought ud do that when i kissed u..i never thought it would be so amusing tho....

technodude33: get ur kicks now. it wont always happen

icarlytheoriginal: oh really?

[icarlytheoriginal has signed off]

[technodude33 has signed off]


ta daa!! im srry if there was a lot of fluff, i am feeling fluffy today. R&R!!!! my goal is to not have 2 reviewers!! please help me with that!!

!razberrie 4eva!