ok i dunno wat happened but gibby's screen name is supposed to
~not. a victim~. like in the episode iDream of Dance. he says "no it was sam! i will not be a victim" so if it says ~not.~ i mean ~not. a victim~!! oh and i meant torine instead of dorine!
thank u to my luverly reviewers!!! cupcakes 4 u!!!
note: i don't own icarly *sniff*
[trublemakr is coming online]
[icarlytheoriginal is coming online]
trublemakr: woah! i just looked at the date! its almost December!
icarlytheoriginal: yeah i kno! the holidays r comin up
trublemakr: whoo hoo! present central!
icarlytheoriginal: is that all u think about?
trublemakr: no, i also think about wat i missed last night when u and freddie were
alone in ur comfy apartment...
icarlytheoriginal: ew! sam! ur such a pervert! nothing that big happened...
trublemakr: yes but sumthing DID happen...riiiite??
icarlytheoriginal: yeah...i guess..we sorta kissed...
trublemakr: no way! did u puke? (haha show reference!!)
icarlytheoriginal: sam! no i did not puke! it was actually sorta nice...
trublemakr: aw! our wittle fweddie is gwowing up!
icarlytheoriginal: shuddup sam!
[technodude33 is coming online]
trublemakr: speak of the devil...
technodude33: wat? im confused...
icarlytheoriginal: hi freddie. ignore her
technodude33: hi carls. i will
trublemakr: ew! if u guys r gonna get all mushy im gonna leave.
technodude33: aww! i wuv i carwy!
icarlytheoriginal: i wuv u 2 fweddie!
trublemakr: that's it! im leaving!
[trublemakr has signed off]
icarlytheoriginal: aw! u scared her away!
technodude33: well that was the point.....and i think im starting to agree with gibby...
icarlytheoriginal: about the whole sam acting nice thing?
technodude33: yeah, i mean, yesterday she called me a nerd..
icarlytheoriginal: surprise surprise....
technodude33: carly!!
icarlytheoriginal: im kidding, continue...
technodude33: but today she barely said an insult
icarlytheoriginal: she said 'speak of the devil'...
technodude33: that is a common expression...meaning here comes the person we were just speaking of....
icarlytheoriginal: no, really?
technodude33: really--that was sarcasm wasn't it?
icarlytheoriginal: yes. u kno if ur gonna go out wit me that ur gonna need to pick up on the sarcasm
technodude33: say that again
icarlytheoriginal: say wat again? that ur gonna need to pick up on my sarcasm?
technodude33: no, the first part
icarlytheoriginal: why?
technodude33: cuz i like hearing u say it. oh and btw u look very cute today
icarlytheoriginal: r u looking thru my peephole again?
technodude33: what if i say yes...
icarlytheoriginal: r u mocking me
technodude33: maybe....
[iluvtalkin is coming online]
icarlytheoriginal: hi torine..
iluvtalkin: hi carly! hi freddie! omg r u guys rlly going out? sam said u guys were. have u noticed that she is like waaaaaay nicer now? oh well. its just a rumor, but rumors r usually true, rite? am i wrong? gee..okay bye!!
[iluvtalkin has signed off]
technodude33: uhh...okaaaay
icarlytheoriginal: i think her parents should limit her sugar intake...
technodude33: but did u c wat she wrote?
icarlytheoriginal: a lot....
technodude33: no but about sam!
icarlytheoriginal: yea, isn't she like the, 2nd person whos said that 2 us?
technodude33: yeah, first gibby and then torine...next thing we know even jonah will be saying that shes nice, and he hates her after the whole wedgie bounce thing
[fruitsaladsniffer is coming online]
icarlytheoriginal: freddie! u always jinx us like that!
fruitsaladsniffer: hello carly, freddie. i hate u guys, u realize that rite?
technodude33: yes we realize that
technodude33: (private message) jonahs an asshole
icarlytheoriginal: (private message) no shit!
fruitsaladsniffer: i just wanted 2 ask if sam has been acting weird. she hasn't been rude 2 me, even tho im rude 2 her
icarlytheoriginal: no shes been fine
fruitsaladsniffer: well okay...so carly...
technodude33: she wont go out w/ u
fruitsaladsniffer: yo! stay out of this techie!
icarlytheoriginal: he has a rite to bump in! hes my boyfriend!
fruitsaladsniffer: woah! i didn't c that coming. y'd u fall 4 an ass like freddie carly?
technodude33: that's it! ur so dead!!!
fruitsaladsniffer: oh no! im so scared! psh yea rite. c ya l8r losers.
[fruitsaladsniffer has signed off]
technodude33: im so gonna beat the shit outta him at skool!!!!
icarlytheoriginal: let it go freddie. thnx 4 defending me btw
technodude33: no prob. its my job now
icarlytheoriginal: aw! i have a big bad man protecting me!
technodude33: my sarcasm radars r going off the charts
icarlytheoriginal: ding ding ding! we have a winner!
technodude33: am i worthy now?
icarlytheoriginal: well...i suppose so!
technodude33: yay!!!
icarlytheoriginal: aah! u r being all stalker-ish again!!
technodude33: oh come on! i know u luv it!
icarlytheoriginal: normally i would never admit this but, yes!
technodude33: maybe i should sneak up on u in ur apartment more often
[spencer_the_fencer is coming online (mobile)]
spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) hey carls? u alright? i thought i heard screaming
icarlytheoriginal: yeah im fine. freddie is being stalker-ish again.
spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) oh, hi freddie!
technodude33: hey spencer.
icarlytheoriginal: tell him freddie!
technodude33: he's ur brother!
icarlytheoriginal: ur the guy! ur supposed to tell the girl's guardian!
spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) what am i missing?
technodude33: oh fine. i'll tell him.
spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) tell me what?
technodude33: that carly and i...uh... we're sort of...um... going out now...
spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) hah! i win the bet!
icarlytheoriginal: wat bet?
spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) socko and i made a bet of when u 2 were gonna finally go out! and i won!
icarlytheoriginal: spencer! that's sooo wrong!
technodude33: it was a good idea 4 a bet tho
icarlytheoriginal: freddie! don't encourage him!
spencer_the_fencer: (mobile) gotta go guys! socko's calling me. i can tell him ive won. i repeat, hah!
[spencer_the_fencer has signed off (mobile)]
technodude33: uh, that was random
[safetyis#1 is coming online]
technodude33: oh great. this should be fun.
safetyis#1: Freddie! You are still not using correct computer diction!
technodude33: im coming home mom!
[safetyis#1 has signed off]
technodude33: bye carls--
icarlytheoriginal: ha! u r getting better
technodude33: i could get used 2 that
icarlytheoriginal: u like it when i do that, don't u?
technodude33: if i like it when u say that we r going out (yes!) than what do u think about when you kiss me, or vice versa
icarlytheoriginal: i like the vice versa, personally
technodude33: i can live with both
[safetyis#1 is coming online]
safetyis#1: FREDDIE!
technodude33: coming for real!
[safetyis#1 has signed off]
technodude33: so, r we gonna text into the nite like we did last nite?
icarlytheoriginal: u betcha! g'nite 4 now!
technodude33: ttyl!
[technodude33 has signed off]
[icarlytheoriginal has signed off]
yay! third chappie!! and im happy about finishing this chapter (holy shit 7 pages!) so im cursing!! (right Yellow At Heart?) so yeah....R&R!! ill post the new chapter as soon as i can!!
!razberrie 4eva!