..He called it his 'Humanizer' and he'd dropped it off early in the morning, in what appeared to be a large crate. The humanizer was large - Huge enough to fit Bulkhead, and perhaps a possible other Autobot into the machine. The device looked somewhat like a giant microscope, with the exceptions of an additional laser, and a seat instead of a glass slide. This machine sat in the recreational room for a long time. It was only when Bumblebee strode in with Sari marching behind him that the machine was properly noticed.

"Bumblebee, why is there a big thing in the middle of the room?" Sari asked, looking towards her best friend. Bumblebee came to attention and noticed it.

"WHAT!? It's blocking the TV! ..What is it?"

I sighed, and answered his question.

"Bumblebee, this is Professor Isaac Sumdac's latest work, The 'Humanizer'. Judging from it's name, it changes things into people."

Bumblebee seemed to care less.

"We'll have to get Bulkhead to shove it to the side or somethin' later." Bumblebee answered. I knew by the mischevious grins they both sported that this was not going to end well. They went off in search of Bulkhead whilst I sat motonlessly, poised, staring at the 'Humanizer.'

"You know why it's here now, right?" Asked a gruff voice from behind me. Ratchet did not let me answer, as he continued. "Profess'r Sumdac wants us to test the slaggin' machine. Apparently it changes robots into humans. 'Cause that'd do a world o' good.." Mumbled the elder medic. "We just need someone t' test it on...Everyone's got ta' 'ave it done at some point..Might as well make it now." He stated, glancing at me. I was hinted at, blaitently. If I didn't get into that reclining chair i'd be scrap metal by the time Ratchet would have been done with me..So, I stood, and sat into the odd, giant, material chair. Ratchet huffed slightly as he went and engaged the Humanizer. For some reason, when a large cone shaped cell was placed over the chair, and a large beam of bright white light appeared, I had a feeling this wasn't going to end well. I ended up blinded by the sudden brightness, and when I could finally see again, I knew something was different. I felt so much lighter. I still could not see properly, but I vaguely felt at a long dress-like item of clothing on my light body. I tried to stand up, still locked in the cone, but I felt as if I msy just fly away at any given second. The cone was steadily lifted.

"R-Ratchet? What's happened?" I asked the medic, desperatly. He looked so much taller from down here.

"Take a look yer self..." He said, turning a mirror to face me. I had kept my tall, lean figure, and of course my athletic build, but, apparently I was..A lady. As I stood in the middle of the base as a teenaged young lady I was quite astonished. My shoulder length black hair, my striking, dark brown eyes, slightly darkened skin which was soft to the touch...It was all such a mystery, and so new to me. So I went to the person I believed could help.

"AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!" Came the brutally condescending laughter from my young, human friend.

"Sari, please.."

"That is so weird. Is that you Prowl, really?? Because..Y-You're a ninja guy..In a girl's body!!!" Sari's laughter echoed, and in rushed a curious yellow mech, who was yet to undergo his humanization.

"What's funny, Sari??" He asked, eager to join in with the laughter. Sari merely pointed at me, and I scowled and glared up at Bumblebee, who began to laugh.

"That's a pretty good impression of Prowl, cutie. What's your name?" Bumblebee queried.

My scowl deepened.

"Prowl."

"No, really."

".........Prowl."

"..."

"Jennifer."

"Really?"

"No, Bumblebee, it's me, Prowl. Ratchet tested the humanization out on me."

Bumblebee was silent, and I thought for a second that maybe he felt sorry for me..Until he burst out into laughter.

"It's not funny, Bumblebee!"

Sari on the other hand had stopped laughing.

"You know it is logical that you'd be a girl....I mean look at your arms and legs..They're so toned! And...Bumblebee, get out of my room NOW," Sari demanded, obviously wanting to explore further into the dark reaches of my new body that I didn't quite understand yet.

"B-But Sari...!"

"NO BUTS. YOU'RE A BOY, STILL. OUT OUT OUT!!!!!"

Bumblebee scowled and stalked out in a huff, which was amusing, and brought a smile to my face.

Once alone, Sari made me remove my clothing, except my undergarments, as if I did remove them she threatened to begin screaming. She carefully walked around her bed, which I was layed on, making occasional 'hmmm' 'ahaaaa' 'i see' noises, which constantly made me jump and slightly twitch. Eventually she must have drawn to some conclusion, as she suddenly smiled and looked at me.

"Prowl, I now know THREE things. One, you are definatly Prowl, Two, You need a new name, and Three..Well..Three is a secret for now.."

I stared at her, slightly dumbly, as she continued. "Around the base we will obviously call you Prowl, but outside we must give you another name....Hmmm....What about something Ninja-y? Like KIMIKO or...NEMAKO or..Something else ending in Ko!"

I sat up, and began to speak.

"Sari, We can discuss this matter of human names outside the base later, but right now we need to focus on what I came here to ask your help on."

"And what's that, Prowl?"

"Well, I need to learn how to do human things like drinking and eating, and using the bathroom and washing and--"

"Stop RIGHT there, Prowl!"

I paused briefly, frowning.

"I will teach you."

Several megacycles later, I decided that it was time I had a look at myself. So first of all I demanded everyone to not come into my quarters. They obliged, and I looked at my clothed form in a mirror I borrowed from Sari, before silently removing each piece of clothing. I sat down and looked at my feet, wiggling the small clumps of skin and bones they call toes. Then my eyes traveled up to my knees, and I noticed that my legs were indeed toned. I stood again to look at my hips and then turned around to stare at the odd muscle behind me. "..That must be the aft..." I said to myself, before turning back around to have a lookup the lean curves of my torso, and then slid my hands down my own shoulders. Then I pulled at the long hair that was growing out from my head, and found out doing so hurt quite a lot. Then I had a closer look at my face. I had quite a neat nose, with a slight curve. I have heard the bone in noses isn't real but it feels the same as any other. I eventually got redressed and walked out to find yet another girl, who had brown hair, light skin, and blue eyes.

"Prowl..I'm...I'm a girl...." The girl said to me.

"Who are you..??" I questioned, unsure of who my fellow female team mate was.

"It's me, Optimus!" She yelled at me, before suddenly scowling and storming off into her quarters, not taking it very well at all. After all, what kind of brave, heroic boss sported pigtails? I didn't quite understand what was going on but it took me a short period of time to figure it out, and I felt a smile appear on my face of knowing that I wasn't alone, and left to 'sleep'.