After a long recharge, I searched through my clothes bags, and discovered a smaller bag inside one of the bigger ones. I took out the smaller bag and opened it, discovering some black lingerie, with a receipt. I took out the little list paper, and saw the words 'Try it on~ -BBB' written on in childish scrawl. I sighed and pulled it on. It was comfortable, despite its appearance. I took a little walk around. Then, to make things even more ironic, Bumblebee walked in.

"Hey Prowl Bulkhead's been actin real weird lately." He stated, ignoring the fact I was dressed in this very attractive underwear. He walked on through and sat on a chair. "I think he's excited or something." Then, almost like an afterthought, he added, "Oh, nice panties." If I wasn't hindered, I would have quite literially whacked him. I felt anger surge through my veins, before I pointed at the door.

"Get. Out."

"Do I have to?"

"Yes."

"Can't I just turn around or somethin'?"

I sighed, and nodded. He turned away, and I changed the under garments, in silence, before pulling on a green shirt and some jeans.

"Bulkhead is excited about something I am involved in, and I am also sworn to secrecy."

Bumblebee turned around with a depressing face.

"Whaaaat? Proooowllll...!!!"

"I apologise, Bumblebee. But you cannot know."

I left my room, leaving a dismayed Bumblebee in my wake. I walked to Prime's office, and knocked on the door. He/she answered the door.

"Prowl, nice to see you."

"Hello, Prime. I have a request. May a young female lady who is associated with Bulkhead visit the base for a day next Saturday? It is of upmost importance."

"As it's you who is asking, of course. But if she misbehaves, it's on your hands, Prowl."

I nodded, willing to take that chance.

"Yes sir."

I left Prime in his office to go and visit Bulkhead who was seated, waiting, in the recreational room.

"Well?!" Bulkhead asked, impatiently.

I nodded.

"Prime has allowed Sarah to visit, but if she misbehaves or sells our position to the media, it's on my head. Please be careful, Bulkhead." I requested, calmly.

"Of course!! Sarah is very well behaved!!" He said, laughing, and whipping out a cellphone to call 'Sarah'. I sighed.

A week later, we were all seated around a table, spinning a glass bottle around. We were playing dares as we waited for Sarah. There is a story to that, but, I will get round to that later on. All I can tell you for now is that myself and Prime were left quite dismayed, and confused, and the boys were all giggling and writhing. There was a knock at the door. Bulkhead shot up and answered the door. There was a black haired girl stood at the door with a shirt on which bore the Transformers insignia. Her hair had pink stripes intertwined within it. We had all worn casual, instead of our uniform.

"Hi, Bulky~" She said. She stepped in, wearing high heels and a mini skirt. The shirt showed off the shape of her body and her chest. I arched an eyebrow behind my visor. Optimus noticed this and gave me a nudge. The eyebrow lowered. I glanced at Bumblebee, who was in ecstacy at staring at the attractive young lady.

"Sarah, Hi.." Bulkhead said. She giggled. I tried not to make any noise of discouragement. Sarah turned and looked at us.

"So you are the famous Autobots, hm~? Okay lets see if I can guess." She pointed at Ratchet, "Doc-Bot~?"

"Yeap." He replied in a softer tone than usual. My arching eyebrow twitched. She pointed to Bumblebee.

"Bee-Bee~?"

"Mmmhmm~~" Bumblebee replied, winking. I looked over to Bulkhead, who apparently didn't notice the flirtatious gesture. Sarah giggled from the wink. I wanted to throw up everywhere.

But I didn't. She pointed at Optimus.

"Boss-Bot~?"

Optimus nodded.

"Wow, Boss-Bot, I didn't think you'd be a giiirl~"

Optimus laughed, trying not to get upset or angry.

"It's nice to meet you Sarah," He/she said, bracing the 'girl' comment.

"Aw don't worry," She said, noticing Prime's change of emotions, "I think you're cute when you're a boyy~"

Optimus was still a man emotionally and mentally, so, he fell for her. She pointed at me, and I pretended not to care about the rude digit protruding into my personal space. But I did.

"Ninja-Bot~?" She asked.

"Prowl." I corrected.

"Awww, Prowlie, don't be so meeean~!" She cooed. I felt myself get angry. But I didn't show it. I said nothing. In a spiteful response, she stated, "Huh, I didn't think an amazing ninja like yourself would end up with something as pathetic as a broken arm~ Oh well~!"

I looked at her through my visor. I scowled, and witted back

"I always thought people who made fun of others were jealous of them, so they pick at their appearance. Looks like I was right.." Optimus hit my arm.

"Prowl! Don't be so rude!"

I inhaled, then exhaled, but I was silent.

"Well, I never! I always thought you were the knight in shining armour, Prowl! But now I see you're just a big MEANIE!" Sarah trilled. I looked over to the others, who were apparently sharing Sarah's opinion. I held my stare at the others, and one by one they all fell apart, twitching, eyes darting off to other places, and them shuffling around a little.

"Sarah, Ninja-Bot isn't good with communicating with people. Come over here and sit with me." Bulkhead said, wandering to our other couch. He shot me a warning glance, telling me he wouldn't speak to me for a long time if I ruined this for him. I inhaled and exhaled once again.

The rest of the night was like pit on Earth. I think I may have injured my scowling muscles from my constant frown. I found out that Sarah has been training in Karate and that she had a very beautiful form. Twister was the worst of my night though, by far. Everyone wanted to play the game with Sarah, just so they all could fall on her, or for her to fall on them, whatever. And she just giggled away, acting oblivious to the whole situation. But she knew. She knew she had them all under her thumb. Even Ratchet played a couple of games with the young lady. I personally couldn't wait for her to leave. I made attempts to leave frequently. Eventually she left, but not before shouting..

"SEE YOU TOMORROW~!"

I suddenly realised that I would be out for the rest of tomorrow, and perhaps dealing with the issue I had with the spin the bottle game.