Cullen Girls Night Out

A/N: I am sooooooooooo incredibly sorry for getting this out so late, but my dad is a teacher and he had to do a TON of teacher stuff on the computer, not letting me post anything, let alone write anything. And, I had a severe case of idea-less-ness (I think its called writers block…idk). Well either way, thank you to all the reviewers, favoriters, and subscribers. Thank you all SO much! On to the chapter (Oh and another excuse: I type like my grandma)!

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer The Great does.

Chapter 2

(Emmett's POV)

Edward, Jasper, and I parked the car two blocks away from the mall in Port Angeles, to draw any suspicion away from us. A few minutes later, we were in the third floor men's bathroom, applying some "bronzer", I think its called, on our faces to key down our paleness.

"Ewww! I don't want to put make up on!," I whined unhappily.

"Well, what if the girls do go to a strip club? Wouldn't you want to see if they did?" Jasper retorted. I gave a low, unhappy growl and put some more makeup. Edward actually had the gall to laugh at my discomfort.

He pulled on a black wig, Jasper a brown wig, and me a blonde wig.

"Alright," I said in a serious tone of voice. "Lets do this!". Then I started to hum the mission impossible theme song in my head—to annoy Edward of course. It appeared to work; he began to rub his temples. I smiled as we split up and began the mission.

(Alice's POV)

This is sooo FUN! I thought, watching Esme try on a pair of absolutely gorgeous purple and white pumps.

"Oh, Esme, you have to get those! They are just stunning! Oh, and especially with your outfit!" Rosalie cooed.

"Well…..I guess they do go good with my outfit. And these are my two favorite colors." said Esme uncertainly "I think I'll get these!". I giggled. The male sales clerk seemed to be cooking something up; to my disgust he actually winked at Esme, and gave her- what I think was meant to be seductive (blech!)- smile….I immediately gave him a horrified grimace and started to take a peek "ahead".

"Well hello!" the clerk said smoothly to Esme. " How are you doin'?". He scooted noticeably closer to her. She scooted away with an uncomfortable look on her face, and he scooted closer, until they had reached the extreme edge of the bench.

"Ok, there are two things you should know about me: one, I'm twenty six and you're maybe eighteen, and two: I'm married." She empathized he last word.

I held back a giggle--and a groan---as the clerk began.

"Well hello!".

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Several minutes later the clerk--- his name was Fred—who had tried to make a move on all of us, said he had some urgent business to attend to in the back and didn't return. By the end of "speed shopping" at JC Penny's, Esme had her pumps, a matching halter dress, black ballet flats, a brown belt, and a soft, brown leather clutch. Rose had picked up a red satin top with black lace trim, a matching denim skirt, black stilettos, a green cocktail dress with a black silky wrap, and a pair of faded jeans. My haul included a hot pink Marilyn Monroe-style dress, black flared jeans, a glittery silver scarf, a duplicate pair of Esme's heels, and some other items, but those are my favorites! Bella only bought a pair of leather cowgirl boots, a few bracelets and a necklace—much to my disapproval. Either way, we were on our way to the movie theater on the third floor. We were going to see a movie about an evil miner who supposedly died, but then came back to life and stated killing everybody on Valentine's Day, no less! Totally not my style, but we had all decide to see a horror flick beforehand. Rosalie bought our tickets while Bella and I got popcorn for her. Esme and Rosalie joined us and we walked into the theater as the lights began to dim.

"Oh, my God!" Bella whispered shrilly "Is that Jacob kissing Jessica?!"

A/n: HaHa! Cliffie! I promise that I'll get the next chapter out sooner than this. So what do you think? Love it? Hate it? Tell me! Also, take a look at the new poll I have up on my profile! I just wanted to say that all story ideas are still being accepted via p.m. (private message). And if you send in an idea that I use, I'm going to dedicate the chapter to you! Yay! One last thing…….ALL Reviews Apreciated!