Cullen Girls Night Out
A/N: Ok, you officially have permission to loathe me. I know I haven't updated in far too long. I had a major case of procrastination, a total of ONE (1) idea submitted (thanks Kitty Brigeta!), and a killer research paper for science class—my least favorite class in existence! Either way, sorry for the cliffie, the too long time between updates, this long authors note/apology ,and global warming. ALL REVIEWS AND IDEAS ACCEPTED, CONCIDERED, AND APRECIATED! On with the chapter then!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer The Great and Awesome does.
Chapter 3
(Bella's POV)
"Oh, my God!", I gasped. "Is that Jacob kissing Jessica?". Sure enough, Jessica and Jacob were kissing, and it was getting ugly fast! Jessica let out a soft giggle and leaned in further. Esme's, Alice's, and Rosalie's faces were all covered in the same mask of shock and disgust. The next thing I knew, Alice was fishing around in the Coke with her long fingers for an ice cube. She plucked it out of the drink and tossed it forcefully towards the…ugh…couple. The ice cube landed square in Jacob's eye, and, thankfully (I don't know how long my stomach would've lasted!), the two broke apart, startled.
"Do you mind?!" Rosalie snapped—we received at least six "shhh!"s' and about two "shut up!"s'.
"The movie is gory enough without having to watch you two suck face!", she continued. Jessica began to babble excuses, and a sudden thought popped into my head.
"Hey! Jess, aren't you going out with Mike? Oh, and Jacob, how are things with Leah?" I asked smugly.
"Who is Leah?!", Jessica cried.
"Well, who's Mike?!", Jacob retorted.
Alice pulled me over and whispered, "The theater security guard is coming in thirty seven seconds, so…"--she directed this at Jessica and Jacob—"maybe you two lovebirds should take this outside!". They stalked out of the theater, bickering quietly. The movie had just started.
"Ummm, guys, can we…go? I honestly don't think my stomach or my nerves could take the rest of this." I whispered as quietly as possible. And the security guard…"
"Bella's right, lets go!", Rosalie muttered. We dashed out of the theater as quickly as we could.
(Edward's POV)
I could see the girls entering the theaters (I then started recording with the video camera); the movie name that I had picked out of their heads seemed to be quite violent and bloody. I found myself wondering how long Bella would hold up…
I was brought out of my reverie by the walkie-talkie clipped to my belt squawking like a strangled bird.
"Mind Freak, calling Mind Freak, this is Smooth Jazz. What is your position?". I unclipped it, pushed the button, and spoke in to the microphone.
"Excuse me Smooth Jazz, but 'Mind Freak'?". I could figure out that Jasper was Smooth Jazz, but how could I be dubbed Mind Freak?
"Well, you can read minds, and since you're our brother, we automatically get permission to call you a freak! Clever, huh?" Emmett's voice came through the speaker.
"Oh, hilarious, Emmett. Well then! Lets call you….Cranky Grizzly!", I replied laughing. I was joined in by a chuckle from Jasper, and a snarl from Emmett. I was suddenly alerted by the distinct sound of high heels clicking in unison.
"It's the girls! Got to go!" I said, ducking into a bookstore/café and hoping that they wouldn't catch my scent. Lucky for me, they swerved the right and into Chili's. The zoom was very helpful in that moment. I sat down at a table, grabbed a copy of Great Expectations, an prepared to wait.
A/N: So? What do you think? Oh, and sorry for the JacobxLeah thing. I just couldn't think of anyone else for him to go out with! BTW, here are some things to add to your To-Do List!
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