Celebrities VS Ordinary Chapter 3: SHOWTIME, a naruto fanfic

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Summary: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! It's everyday normal people against the celebrities and top stars of the world. Who will come through? In this contest of SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST! CELEBRITIES VS ORDINARIES!

Disclaimer: I WILL NEVA EVA EVA! OWN NARUTO. But I do own SOME things in this story XD.

Chapter 3: SHOWTIME

February 14, 9:45 p.m., 20XX

"Hey Naruto. Did Kakashi ever put in the time we were supposed to meet our teammates at the airport?" asked Kuro as she tied her hair up.

"Yea. It was on the envelope. We have to go to the airport on February 16 at 9 a.m. It takes two days to get to the island." said Naruto as he rummaged through his closet for clothes.

"So what shall we do this time? Boy band or girl?"

"Inoichi said he was hosting women today, so let's go with boy. The women will surely be screaming." said Naruto as he went to his room to choose his clothes.

"Ok. Is Ino-chan going to come today? Or is she busy?" asked Kuro when she went into Naruto's room. She had to find boy's clothes so that she could pass off as one. She did it often, and no one really knew.

"She's busy. Apparently there was a last minute photo shoot. She couldn't make it this time. But Shikamaru is coming." said Naruto as he threw Kuro a bunch of bandages so that she could wrap around her chest.

"Oh. Well then. That's good. Shikamaru probably hasn't listened to any good music for a while now. I feel sorry for him cause he has to listen to some of the most HORRIBLE singers in the world." said Kuro as she left Naruto's room with clothes and bandages to go to the bathroom and change.

"I'll go call everyone else to tell them it's boy band." said Naruto. He was done changing and ready to rock.

"OK!" yelled Kuro through the bathroom door. Today they were going to help Ino dad's with his bar again. Yamanaka Bar was a place they visited many times. It was the place they first debuted.

5 min. later…

"Ok I'm done." said Kuro as she came out. She bound her breasts so you couldn't see them under her boy's clothes.

"Good. Now let's go. We're going to be late." said Naruto as he rushed out of the apartment.

"Ok…ok. Calm down. You don't even have your hat on." said Kuro with a sigh as she grabbed a white beanie.

"Oh…right." said Naruto with a sheepish smile. They all needed a hat to keep people from finding out their true hair color, or what their hair looked like.

"NOW we can go." said Kuro with a smile. They always wore clothes according to who made up the audience, and if they were going to a concert, then they dressed depending on the mood or the songs.

"Hey there handsome." said Kuro when she saw Temari waiting outside of the bar. She had her hair down and was wearing men's clothes. She made sure that her breasts weren't in the way.

"Kuro stop. You know how I feel when you compliment someone other than me." said Tenten who seemed to have popped out of nowhere. She too was wearing boy's clothes and had her ample chest in bandages.

"Well aren't we all looking good. It's fun to disguise." said Kuro with a smile. Everyone was now here. Rock Lee, Chouji, Naruto, Kuro, Tenten, and Temari. They all wore boy's clothes and looked good.

"Well I looked inside. It's bad." said Temari with a frown.

"How bad?" asked Naruto with a worried look. They were a famous (secret) band. And many people knew them. And were usually on the top of charts and polls. They were even the favorite band of many famous stars.

"It's not normal women…Their otakus (anime/manga freaks….I mean obsessed) and we're all dressed as hot looking guys…and only half of us are real guys. I don't more wannabe stalkers." said Temari with a sigh. Being a famous band that disguises itself is not always fun.

"They won't stalk us. Inoichi makes sure of that. Let's just go. Is Shikamaru cross-dressing again?" asked Naruto with a sigh. Shikamaru may be a genius, but that didn't mean he wasn't weird. He was an otaku just like those women in their, and he loved to crossdress, even though he found it troublesome. He still did it.

"Yea. He is." said Tenten with a smile. She found it hilarious, and had a whole collection of Shikamaru's crossdressing habits. She kept it for blackmailing. (note: Shikamaru and Ino know their real identities just so you know.)

"As who?" asked both Temari and Kuro. They too were otakus. Well Kuro not to Shikamaru's extent. She just occasionally watched or read manga/anime. But she was very knowledgeable about all of the newest animes or mangas.

"He's cosplaying as Konata Izumi from Lucky Star." said Chouji with a chuckle. It's hilarious. Imagine. A genius such as Shikamaru cosplaying as Konata Izumi from Lucky Star.

"Wow. That's hilarious. We have to get pictures!" said Kuro as she laughed.

"Of course honey. Of course. We always do don't we?" said Tenten as she too laughed.

"Today I would like to introduce a band we all know and love. They've worked on some of your favorite animes. Here they are. It's Genderless! (I couldn't think of a name ok? And since they sing both boy and girl songs, and people can't tell if their boys or girls might as well call them genderless.)" said Inoichi.

"Hey that's our cue. Let's go." said Chouji. He walked out of the back of the stage and appeared on the top of the stage and to his drum set. Yamanaka Bar was a place you could rent for you and your friends to hang out, and there were days when it hosted otakus (boys and girls of all ages). The place was kid and family friendly. That was a reason it was so famous. And today, Inoichi let it be taken over by otakus.

"Ok. Might as well. We have to put on a good show." said Tenten and walked up to the stage too. She played the flute and when a song didn't have a flute, she played as a DJ with Temari.

"Their going to start let's go!" cried Temari as she too started to walk up. She played the violin (I know it doesn't fit but I needed someone to play violin and Tenten fitted flute better.)

"Go and be youthful up there." said Lee. He was the manager, so he didn't play an instrument.

"Fine. Plus some of them look normal." said Kuro as she went up. She played electric guitar and she was lead singer. She sang the boy and girl voices.

"You mean Shikamaru? The remotely normal one?" said Naruto with a chuckle as he too walked up. He played guitar and sometimes sang the guy songs.

On Stage

"Hey minna! We'll get straight to singing ok? Hope you enjoy!" said Kuro and then they started.

(Bakusou Yumeuta by Diggy-MO, Soul Eater ending theme 3, Naruto starts singing)

yotei chou wa o kechirasu NOISE| The noise that ruined the settled harmony
iru you ni katto niramu gankou| A shooting light of hatred that comes from my eyes.
shinobikonda GARAGE de yumemiteta ano koro to kawaranu HEART| With a heart so unchanged from the moment when we dreamed in the garage.
sou kyou to onaji asu nante koneeze ore binkan ni bakuso| Yeah, no day like today is going to happen again, as I quickly run off,
uutau shinzou kanaderu BEAT ikiteiru tashikana akashi o| The beating rhythm that lies in your heart is the certain proof of life.

Te ni shite wa ushinatte| Every time, I lose it.
Te ni shite wa ushinatte| Every time, I lose it.
utsurou toki no naka de hitoshirezu namida shita yoru mo| In these times of day, I shed tears without knowing in the night.
subete wa koko ni atte subete ga tada jibun de| Everything, is here, everything, even when I'm alone,
sousa mada ikeru hazu daro| I'm still expected to move on.

kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo o tsuranuite| By becoming the pure light, which carries out the dark night,
kono toki ga towa dato ima inochi ga sakenderu| Life is now calling out, the moment becomes eternal.
hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yo| Your actions always reflect in the inner part of others hearts,
mamorubeki shinjitsu o tada daite yukunda| Just embrace the truth, and protect.
riyuu nantenaisa furueru tamashii yo aa| And yet still, I don't have a reason why my soul trembles.

(Kuro starts to sing)

koukai wa nai nante daitai uso sa tsuba tobasu shadou| This time I regret walking down that road full of lies,
ukeirero sono bunn tsuyoku narebaiisa karamawatte mou ichido| If I can't achieve that strength, I will defy you again.
sou kyou no jibun o go makaseru hodo kiyou ja nee kizuku to| How can I entrust the me of today to the unnoticeable skills,
ima omou kanjiteru kitto kotae nante ariyashinai kedo| Now, I probably can't feel the answer anymore, but,

deatte wa wakarete deatte wa tsunagatte| I can, understand, I can, connect.
yori sou seishun no kirameki yo taainai hibi desahe mo| When the sparkling youth of dawn draws closer, altruism fades.
subete wa koko ni atte subete ga utsukushikute| Everything, is here, everything, is beautiful,
demo mada tatakatteru kara| But still, I have to fight.

kurikaesu mainichi no aranami ni nomaretemo| Even when we're drowning in the high tides every day,
mada yume kara samenu oretachi wa koko ni iru| We're here firmly standing, unawakened from our dreams.
itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga| I can always hear the voices of my friends surrounding me,
kodoku wo furiharau youni machi no kaze no naka| To shake of my loneliness, as I embrace the winds echo's from the city.
tada ikushikanaisa shinjita ikizama o aa| All I can do is move on, with the way of life I believe in.

(Kuro and Naruto Start to sing together)

samayoi nagara| Wondering about,
nanika wo kaeteikutameni kawaru yuuki o| My lack of courage which keeps on changing for my sake,
soshite nakushichainai nani mo kawarazu ni iru tsuyosa o| And now, even if I cry for losing, without strength, nothing will change.

kegarenaki hikari ga yamiyo o tsuranuite| By becoming the pure light, which carries out the dark night,
kono toki ga towa dato ima inochi ga sakenderu| Life is now calling out, the moment becomes eternal.
hora kokoro no oku ni itsumo kimi ga utsuru yoma| Your actions always reflect in the inner part of others hearts,
morubeki shinjitsu o tada daiteyuke| Just embrace the truth, and protect.

kurikaesu mainichi no aranami ni nomaretemo| Even when we're drowning in the high tides every day,
mada yume kara samenu oretachi wa koko ni iru| We're here firmly standing, unawakened from our dreams.
itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga| I can always hear the voices of my friends surrounding me,
kodoku o furiharau you ni machi no kaze no naka| To shake of my loneliness, as I embrace the winds echo's from the city.
tada ikushikanaisa shinjita ikizama o aa| All I can do is move on, with the way of life I believe in.
riyuu nantenaisa furueru tamashii yo aa| And yet still, I don't have a reason why my soul trembles.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! SOOOUUULLL EEAAAATTEEERR!" screamed the fan girls, including Shikamaru. Everyone was a fan of Genderless. Anyone who says they don't like the band would be killed. (literally, and luckily no one has said that yet.)

"Thanks for listening. Here comes the next song!" said Naruto with a smile that had the fangirls swooning.

(Haruka Kanata by Asian Kung-fu Generation, Naruto opening theme 2. Kuro starts out singing)

fumikomu ze akuseru kakehiki wa nai sa sou dayo| Hit the gas! There's no need to finagle, oh yeah!
yoru wo nukeru| We'll go all through the night.
nejikomu sa saigo ni sashihiki zero sa sou dayo| I'll complain at the end, the balance is zero, oh yeah!
hibi wo kezuru| We'll whittle the days away...

kokoro wo sotto hiraite gyutto hiki yosetara| When you open your heart a little, and pull someone close to you,
todoku yo kitto tsutau yo motto sa aa| Your feelings will surely reach them deeper, yeah...

iki isoide shiboritotte| Hurry it up! Wring it out!
motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori zutto sou tooku he| Though my legs are all tangled, they will surely take me far...
ubaitotte tsukandatte| Even if I steal it and manage to grasp it,
kimi janai nara imi wa nai no sa| If it isn't you, then what's the point?

dakara motto motto motto haruka kanata| So I'll go further and further away!

(Naruto Sings the rest)

iki isoide shiboritotte| Hurry it up! Wring it out!
motsureru ashi dakedo mae yori zutto sou tooku e| Though my legs are all tangled, they will surely take me far...
ubaitotte tsukandatte| Even if I steal it and manage to grasp it,
kimi janai nara imi wa nai no sa| If it isn't you, then what's the point?

dakara haruka kanata| So I'll go far into the distance...

itsuwaru koto ni nareta kimi no sekai wo| Your world will become a thing of deceit
nuritsubusu no sa shiroku shiro| painted all in white...

(Kuro waited a while as the music faded.)

"Ok minna. This will be our last song. I'm sorry for not being able to stay long. We have to go somewhere and won't be able to perform here for a while. I don't know how long we'll be gone. I'm sorry." said Kuro obviously sad. She didn't really feel like going on Celebs VS Ords but she had to since Kakashi didn't have the time to find some REAL normal people.

"KYYYYAAAAA IT'S OK WE'LL LOVE YOU ALWAYS! OMB OMB! IT WAS NARUTO!" screamed the girls. Shikamaru was obviously suspecting something. He didn't know what it was but he knew that he'll be seeing them soon.

(Go! by Flow. Naruto opening theme 4. Kuro starts to sing)

We are Fighting Dreamers takami wo mezashite| We are Fighting Dreamers aiming high
Fighting Dreamers narifuri kamawazu| Fighting Dreamers don't care what people think about them
Fighting Dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni| Fighting Dreamers follow what they believe
Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!| Oli Oli Oli Oh-! Just go my way!

(Naruto starts to sing)

Right here Right now (Bang!)| Right here right now (Bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan LINEAR!| Let it out like a straight bullet!
Right here Right now (Burn!)| Right here Right now (Burn!)
Butta kitte kuze Get the fire!| Go on a killing spree and get the fire!

Right here Right now (Bang!)| Right here right now (Bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan LINEAR!| Let it out like a straight bullet!
Right here Right now (Burn!)| Right here Right now (Burn!)

(Kuro sings)

Kewashii shura no michi no naka hito no chizu wo hirogete doko e iku| Down a difficult road filled with endless struggles; where do you think you're going following someone else's map?
Gokusai shoku no KARASU ga sore wo ubai totte yaburi suteta| A wise crow comes along to take the map and threw it away
Saa kokoro no me mi hiraite shikato ima wo mikiwamero (Yeah!)| Well, open up the eye in your heart and take a good look at the present! (Yeah!)
Ushinau mono nante nai sa iza mairou| There's nothing to lose, so let's go!

(Naruto sings)

Right here Right now (Bang!)| Right here right now (Bang!)
Buppanase like a dangan LINEAR!| Let it out like a straight bullet!
Right here Right now (Burn!)| Right here Right now (Burn!)

Oto wo tatezu shinobi yoru kage ga itsumo bokura wo madowaseru| Creeping in the shadows without a sound, we are never lead astray
Yuugen jikkou ookina kaze ga uneri wo agete fuki areru| A big wind rose up and blew us away
Kazashita surudoi katana de onore no asu kiri hirake(Yeah!)| Blown wayward, open up your future with a sharp sword! (Yeah!)
Hoshou nante doko ni mo nai sa naa sou daro!| There isn't a place where your future isn't guaranteed, right!

(Kuro sings)

(Naruto sings)

(Kuro sings)

We are fighting Dreamers kono nakama-tachi to| We are Fighting Dreamers with our friends by us
Fighting Dreamers subete wo makikomi| Fighting dreamers dragging in everyone
Fighting Dreamers kokorozashi takaku| Fighting dreamers with high goals
Oli Oli Oli Oh-!| Oli Oli Oli Oh-!

(Naruto and Kuro singing)

(Don't forget your first impulse ever)
(Let's keep your adventurous ever)
(Don't forget your first impulse ever)
(Let's keep your adventurous ever)

Go!

"Thank you for listening! We hope to see you guys soon. I would like it if you guys would watch the new show hosted by Kakashi Hatake! If you notice something about the show please tell Inoichi. And here he is your host Inoichi Yamanaka!" said Kuro pointing to Inoichi who was coming up on the stage as they left.

"Thank you for coming today! But I have to close. I hope you all had fun today! Please come again!" said Inoichi with a smile at everyone. Soon the fan girls walked out. The only ones left were Genderless, Shikamaru, and Inoichi.

"Took you long enough to get rid of them." said Kuro with a sigh. Fangirls/otaku mix-ups were every stars worst enemy, even fanboys were scared of them.

"They're not that bad. I mean you're one too you know." said Naruto with piercing look.

"But not to their extent or Shikamaru's. He goes even farther than them!" said Kuro with a laugh at Shikamaru who was currently getting his pictures taken by Tenten.

"Hey where are you guys going?" asked Inoichi after he put the curtains on the stage down. He ran Yamanaka Bar by himself with no help from others, except sometimes from Ino.

"Hey don't tell Ino or Shikamaru this but we're going to be on the same show as them." said Kuro with a giggle as she watched Shikamaru pose for the photos.

"You mean the Celebs VS Ords show? You were chosen?" exclaimed Inoichi surprised. Either Kakashi had insuffeciant info or he was stupid, because Genderless was a band so famous it had hobos going after them.

"Yeah...and I know how Kakashi feels so we're going to go. I have a feeling that we'll be exposed so I want all of the fans to know that we also want to lead a normal life so if any of our fans notice who we are before we make our confession then I want you to let them understand. Could you do that for us Inoichi?" asked Kuro with puppy dog eyes.

"...Fine. But only because you guys are the only reason I have customers. And because you come here without being paid." said Inoichi feeling bad. It was true. He didn't pay them to come up on his stage. They said it was a favor for getting them famous.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH INOICHI!" said Kuro hugging him. I've turned soft after having Ino. Thought Inoichi hugging Kuro back.

"Kuro! Come look at these pictures! Their hilarious!" said Temari with a laugh at the next picture.

"Hey! I don't look that weird do I?" asked Shikamaru as he walked up to Kuro. She burst out laughing. He was wearing a blue long haired wig and a girl sailor uniform. His legs looked manly and he was absolutely flat chested.

"Yeah you do. Just be lucky that no one else sees these photos but us!" said Naruto who was rolling on the floor.

"He's so right! Dude you should cross dress more often!" said Kuro who was pounding on the floor next to Naruto.

"Hey. We have to go now. We'll be going somewhere soon so we'll see you all laters! Don't forget to be YOUTHFUL!" said Lee as he dragged the 2 on the floor out of the bar.

"I feel sorry for Lee who has to take care of those two all of the time." said Shikamaru as he stared at the door that they left from.

"No...I think Lee likes to drag those 2 around. He probably thinks their youthful." said Inoichi as he started to push Shikamaru out of the bar. He was closing up and he didn't want other people there when he cleaned. They might make the place dirty again.

"Really? Well goodbye make sure to close up properly." said Shikamaru as he walked out.

"Of course. I always do don't I?" said Inoichi as he held the door open.

"No. Remember that one time Ino broke in here?" said Shikamaru kept the door from closing.

"I left it open for her! She didn't break in!" said Inoichi trying to shut the door on Shikamaru.

"I was escorting her home and the door was wide open."

"Whatever just go. You have to pack right? I mean you're leaving to that show tomorrow right?"

"Yeah. Ok then. Bye." said Shikamaru who waved goodbye. Inoichi just gave a nod of acknowlegdement. The Celebs were going to be introduced a day earlier than the Ords so that the fans get hyped up for the show.

"Sheesh you kids always tire me out." said Inoichi as he started to clean, waiting for his daughter to come home. Most people don't know but Ino and Inoichi live in the Yamanaka bar. Luckily people never expect them to live in that place so no one's ever there when Inoichi says it's closed. The only people who know is Genderless, Shikamaru and his parents, and Temari's family.

"I hope the photo shoot doesn't go on for too long." said Inoichi with a worried look.

I HOPE U LIKED IT XD

it's not very good i know. i had sum major writers block writing this chapter. I STILL HAV WRITERS BLOCK! T^T i hope it goes away while i'm camping. PLS KEEP READING AND PLS R&R X3