This fan fiction is dedicated to Sugar Freak

Greetings fellow writers! Welcome to the third chapter of Never Give a Saiyan Sugar! And HAPPY NEW YEAR! eats ten pounds of sugar Enjoy the chapter everyone!

Disclaimer: I do not own DBGT. There, happy! Also I don't own anything Monty Python.

Ch 3- The Chaos of the Chase

"Come on you guys!" Goku yelled as he chased the sugar-crazed Vegeta and Sage. "Stop this! I don't want to hurt you!"

"Go away, foul demon!" Vegeta yell back, as he and Sage flew as fast as they could, "we won't fall for you tricks!"

"What the hell are you going on about!" Goku yelled.

"King Vegeta!" Sage called to Vegeta. "Maybe we should split up! And then...," she flew closer to Vegeta and whispered something in his ear.

"That's a great idea, Advisor!" Vegeta exclaimed.

"What are you two... Hey!" Goku brought himself to a halt as Sage and Vegeta suddenly spit and went in opposite direction.

"RUN AWAY!" Vegeta and Sage yelled and the shot off.

"What am I going to do now?" Goku asked himself, "I guess Vegeta's more dangerous, so...," Goku took off in the direction Vegeta had fled.

Goku soon closed the gap on Vegeta, but couldn't get close enough to actually grab him.

"Vegeta!" Goku called out, "Stop! I'm only trying to help you!"

"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN!" Vegeta yelled, and he flew faster.

This has got to stop Goku thought but where the heck is he leading me! Goku's question was soon answered. Vegeta led Goku into a area of maze-like caves. Suddenly, Vegeta disappeared.

"Where did you go, Vegeta!" Goku called out.

"Up here, you silly English kniggit!" Sage yelled from the a mountain top

"What did you call me?" Goku called up to them

"Go boil you bottom, son of a silly person!" Vegeta yelled.

"What the heck...," Goku started to fly up to the two sugar-crazed Saiyans.

"Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elder berries!" Sage shouted, and she began throwing chickens at Goku.

"What the hell!" Goku yelled.

"I fart in you general direction!" Vegeta shouted, throwing cats at Goku.

"What are you two doing?" Goku bellowed

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed food trough wiper!" Sage shouted as she suddenly ducked out of sight.

"What the hell is going on!" Goku shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Pitche de voch!" Vegeta cried, and suddenly, Sage threw a huge plastic cow at Goku.

"Agggghhhhhh!" Goku yelled, as the cow crashed into him.

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!" Vegeta yelled

"THAT'S IT!" Goku yelled, "YOU TO ARE COMING WITH ME, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" he shot towards them.

"RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!" Vegeta and Sage cried in unison as the took off

"Get back here!" Goku yelled as they split up again. This time, he went after Sage.

"HELP ME KING VEGETA!" Sage yelled, "HE'S GONNA GET ME!"

"Just let me take you to Bulma and she'll set you right!" Goku called to Sage.

"NO!" Sage yelled. Suddenly Vegeta and Sage crossed paths, but them split off again. Goku found himself chasing Vegeta.

"Come on, you two!" Goku yelled, "Let's stop this!"

"NEVER!" Sage yelled, colliding with Goku suddenly, pinning him to the ground. "Now, Vegeta!"

"What the heck are you...," Goku started, but Vegeta cut him off by shoving a bottle into his mouth. A strange liquid began pouring into his mouth, so that he had to swallow it, or risk drowning.

"Drink it!" Vegeta crowed. "Drink it all!"

"What was that!" Goku yelled after all the liquid was gone.

"A new little creation," Sage said, grinning.

"We call it Sugar Soda!" Vegeta said, grinning too.

"It... wha...," Goku's eyes slid out of focus. He suddenly grabbed the another bottle and began gulping it down.

Dun dun Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! The third chapter ends. What will happen next! Once again, I'll post in one week, or when I get 5 new reviews. Make sure you review!

And now, a bonus! If you can tell me what "Pitche de voch!" means, you will be featured in the next chapter!