Wait…what?
Madea, what are
You doing in a Trek film?
You mad black woman.
Nutung
Whu thu 'ell ith thith?
I theel like thit an' my thung
Ith a damn thur ball.
Fruity skirts
When she bends down low
I can see her underwear.
Er…I mean her thong.
Gaila
Orion's green girl.
Farragut is a graveyard
For your fragile form.
Absence
Lanaea, you are
Terribly missed. Kirk and Spock
Keep asking for you.
Shatnoy
Over forty years
And these GQMFs are
Still the pimps of space.
Constant
From my porch I see
Such destruction and chaos.
I must find Sarek.
Understood
Will the universe
Care if I decide to "check
Out" before my time?
Gone
We all energize.
But wait. Amanda is not.
Spock's heartbreak is clear.
Hate
I turn to face him.
He wears an innocent smirk
But I see through it.
Falling in love
Mr. Spock can't help
But notice that Jim is a
…peculiar creature.
Macintosh
"Are they?" The juices
Run down my chin, onto my
Uniform. Yummy.
Scotty/Enterprise
"Ah lass," he whispers
As he hugs her metal frame.
She is his lady.
Ayel
He is a servant,
The right hand of his master.
He must not show fear.
Kirk Prime
Salek dwells upon
The memories of his old
Friend. His T'hy'la.
Cocoa
His lips caress her
Skin. She bucks against his need,
And he is aroused.
I made an assumption that Gaila was on the Farragut. It never really says, but she shows enthusiasm toward Uhura almost as if they are in the same boat (ship!), so I decided to put her there. Poor girl.