Ten Ways to Annoy Voldermort
1. Follow him around saying " You have no friends, you have no friends". Take precautions so that he can't Alada Kedavra you.
2. Suggest he take anger mangement classes.
3. Tell him you know about his secret obsession with My Little Pony. blackmail him.
4. Suggest he see a therapist to get over his "issues".
5. Have you and your friends surround him saying " You're not a pure blood, ha ha ha ha ah".
6. Borrow Harry's Invisability clock and drop dungbombs on him all the time.
7. Steal his wand. This will rally bother him because he would be wasting precious time looking for it when he could be doing he favorite hobby, torturing people.
8. Tell him you have a theory that he turned evil because he wasn't sorted into Gryffindor.
9. Constantly make remarks on how ugly he is.
10. Start a " Voldermort Doesn't Scare Us" Club.
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