Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter
10 Ways to Annoy Draco Malfoy
1. Put Draco Malfoy loves Hermione Granger Posters all over the school.
2. Kidnap the sorting hat and force it to tell Draco he should have been in Gryffindor, not Slytherin.
3. Send him photos of Scorpious and Rose snogging.
4. Sign him up for the " We love Muggles!" club.
5. Steal his teddy bear and tell him you'll give t back only if he lets you ake a picture of him hugging the teddy bear. Then use said photo as blackmail
6. Make him ask you out. Respond by screaming " I would rather date Neville Longbottom!" in front of everybody.
7. Make sure his son gets sorted into Gryffindor. ( Bribe the sorting hat if you have too)
8. Send him letters detailing how he failed at life.
9. Tell him he was voted most likely to suck eggs.
10. Show him video of Hermione punching him in the face over and over again.
The next few chapters in order:
Fred and/ or George Weasley ( Should I do them together or seperatly?)
Ginny
Tonks
Dumbledore
Filch
and so on...