10 Ways to Annoy Tonks
Mid Way through Deathly Hallows. So After Teddy's born, but before Lupin and her die
1. Call her Nymphadora the Klutz.
2. Make a montage of all her clumsy moments and send it to everyone.
3. Call Lupin Hugh Hefner constantly in front of her.
4. Force her to read a list entitled " 50 Reasons Hufflepuffs suck"
5. Tell her you have a lead on a dark wizard that she's trying to hunt. Lead her to Snape. Say he's evil dark wizard dressed like Snape(Will also annoy Snape)
6. Keep sending people to her house askind her to join the Anti- werewolf and Metomorphgi group.
7. Make fun of her signature pink hair.
8. Leave her this note:
Dear Tonks,
I know your so busy working, so when my dear sister Bellatrix offered to babysit Teddy, I agreed.
~ Andromeda
P.S. Just Kidding
9. Decorate her cubical at work with pro Death-Eater propaganda.
10. Tell her you suspect she might be Draco Malfoy in disguise.
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