Chapter Two: Some Things Shouldn't Be Said Aloud
Part I
"There is no way I'm going out there looking like this!" Esme screamed as Carlisle attempted to tug her out the door.
"Dear," Carlisle said soothingly. "We've got to. That man in the hideous green hat told us so. The whole world is depending on us."
Esme huffed, "I don't care. As long as I am a man I am not, and I repeat not, going anywhere."
"Anywhere?" Carlisle said in a suggestive tone. "Not even to the…most magical place on Earth?!"
Everyone started backing away slowly, fearing what the might witness next.
"What?" asked Carlisle. "What did I say?"
Esme whispered something in his ear.
"Oh! No…you thought…no! I was talking about Hogwarts!"
"Hold the phone!" shouted Alice. "First, I thought DisneyLand was the most magical place on Earth. Second, what the heck is Hogwarts?"
Emmett held his cell phone high up in the air and began giggling madly.
Alice rolled her eyes at him. "You didn't have to take it literally Em. But seriously. What is Hogwarts?"
Emmett rolled hiseyes at Alice. "The magic school these people go to, duh! It said all about it in the instruction manual."
Eight people turned to look at him. "There was an instruction manual?"
"Yeah," he said. "The man told me I should pass them…oh…Uh…" he laughed nervously. "About that…"
"Emmett," said Rosalie in a falsely sweet voice. "Where are the instruction manuals?"
"Oh, I got bored and I…Um…I don't have them anymore…" he said quickly, hiding what could have the world's largest paper doll chain behind his back.
"Really?" said Edward. "How do you suppose we know what to do, now?"
"What I always do. Just wing it!"
Everyone glared at him.
"And…uh…listen to my overly long story about what I read in the manuals!" He went in to a long, and mostly pointless story, which mostly was comprised of the words: 'Magic', 'Hogwarts', 'Wizards' 'Boarding School' and 'Sorrydon'tkillmeifeelbadaboutthemanuals'.
"You mean to tell me that I am the headmaster?" Jasper asked.
"Yes?"
"And I'm a Potions Master?" Esme clarified.
"Yes?"
"And I am nut that has no friends?!" Rosalie screamed.
Emmett laughed. "Yeah, that one I'm sure of."
Emmett, afraid of what might happen next if they stayed here, quickly lead the way to Kings Cross Station. Thinking all the while to himself, Some things really shouldn't be said out loud.
A/N: Okay, I was really, really hyper when this was written. Hope you guys enjoy it!