Heartless chapter two. Aren't you excited? Let's get started.
I don't own twilight.
Emmett POV
Eddie and Bella went off to do something. I don't even want to know. Jasper and me were playing Dora The Explorer on the wii. Esme took all of our games because last time we played baseball we broke the television. SHE BURNED ALL OF MY SPORTS GAMES!!!
Now all we had were Nessie's baby games. Why can't Bella and Eddie buy her a nice shooting game? Little kids like guns, don't they? Oh well, we'll just work with what we have. I was seriously kicking Jasper's butt.
"Go Dora", I chanted as my Dora beat Jasper's Boots in a race.
"This game sucks", Jasper complained. He's just mad that I kicked his butt. "And would you stop feeling all smug about beating me at a kid's game".
"Whatever, dude", I replied. It would be really fun to mess with Jasper's emotions. I suddenly supplied myself with a lot of happiness. Then I started to jump around singing and dancing.
Let's have some fun
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride
On your disco stick
My emotions over powered Jasper and started to sing and dance with me.
Let's have some fun
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride
On your disco stick
I wanna kiss you
But if I do then I might miss you, babe
It's complicated and stupid
Got my ass squeezed
By sexy Cupid
Guess he wants to play
Wants to play
A love game
A love game
Suddenly we heard someone giggling. We turned and saw Esme, video taping us. NOOO!!
"Who are you and what have you done with our mother", I questioned.
"This is your punishment for ruining my furniture", Esme stated. "I'm sure the rest of the family would love to see this".
OH-NO!!
Esme turned back into the kitchen, while continuing to laugh. We have to get that tape.
"Wow, thanks a lot Emmett. We'll never live this down", Jasper said.
"Oh stop being such a crybaby. I have an idea".
AN: Sorry, It's so short, but I've gotta run. The next chapter will be up soon. Please review.