Jacob's Declaration of Love
Jacob and Nessie had gone back from a date and on their way home Jacob wasn't expecting a goodnight kiss. He just told Nessie something that offended her deeply, that sent her giving him the cold shoulder…..
He told Nessie that she smelled.
It was an accident really. They were on their way out of a restaurant and Nessie's vampire smell continuously stung his nose. On their way out a very leggy blonde passed by them and she smelled like strawberries. Jacob unwittingly inhaled the scent deeply and Nessie unfortunately caught that. After confronting him and telling him off that many men grovel at her knees just to smell her Jacob said the inevitable:
"Well you kind of smell."
That did it. For the car trip home Nessie pretended that Jacob didn't exist. She silently fumed all the way to the Cullen residence. Jacob then decided to tell Nessie exactly how meaningful and romantic that statement is.
"Nessie?"
"What?"
"I think you misunderstood me."
"My boyfriend just told me that I smell."
"Sorry."
"You are not forgiven."
"I think I should explain."
"It better be good."
Jacob scratched his head and tried to sort the words out.
"Well I wanted to tell you that, that was my declaration of my love."
Nessie turned around slowly and her jaw dropped.
"By telling me I smell you are declaring your love to me?" she asked slightly insulted.
"You don't understand! You're still part-vampire so that means in my werewolf nose you still part-stink! But don't you see? I put up with that smell every time we date and I never complain—''
"How about tonight?"
"Okay, I barely complain. So see Nessie? I love you so much….I put up with your horrible smell."
Nessie smiled and Jacob ended up with a goodnight kiss after all.
On their next date Nessie made sure to swim in a pool of cologne.