Cast in order of appearance: Envy, Ed, Al, Dante, Greed, Wrath
Envy returns to Ed and Al standing at levers dripping wet and shaking an alligator off his ankle
Envy: Okay! Why does she even have that lever?!
Ed pulls lever on the right
Three are flung forward and squished into a rollercoaster like car
All: Huh?
Car simulation: Please remain seated and keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times. Thank you.
Al: What is this?
Envy: I don't-… Oh my god! I know what this is!!! Lemme out!!!
Ed: W-what is-?!
Car flies down rollercoaster tracks
Ed (clinging to Al): I'm gonna be sick!
Al: Don't throw up on me!
Envy (clinging to safety bar): This's where my Christmas money went! I know it!
Several loops, sharp turns, and a backwards drop later
Envy, Ed, and Al are flung from the cart, Al wearing woman's lab coat, Ed in over sized man's lab coat
Ed and Al: Huh?
Envy: *tremble* I hate rollercoasters….
Ed and Al pull off coats and begin looking through vials
Ed: *picking up different bottles* What does it look like?
Envy *also looking through beakers* I don't know, just keep looking.
Al opens cabinet full of small vials lined up in sections according pictures on shelves
Al: Over here!
Two run over and scan labels
Al: These must be for your forms Envy.
Ed: So what do we look for?
Envy: Like some sort of reversal thing.
Al: Let's see… *reads labels* Lions, tigers, bears-
Dante (from shadows *creepy…*): Oh my. *holds up vial* Looking for this?
Envy: What?! How'd you get back before us?!
Dante: Well-… uh… how did we, Greed?
Greed (looking at map): *confusion* Well you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense.
Wrath pops out from behind Greed
Wrath: Hi Edward! Hi Edward's-less-scary-than-him brother!
Ed: Wrath?! What're you doing here?
Greed: He wanted to tag along and I just couldn't say no to that little face!
Dante (to Greed and Wrath): You're both idiots! Back to business.
Envy: Okay, okay, so maybe I wasn't as nice as I should've been, but are you really gonna kill me for it?
Ed: Yeah and more importantly, are you really gonna kill us for us?
Dante: Just think of it as you're being let go, you're life's going in a different direction, your bodies becoming part of a permanent outplacement.
Greed: *realization* Hey! That's kinda like what he said to you, only you weren't getting killed.
Dante: *irritation* I know. It's called a cruel irony… like my dependence one you.
Al: I don't believe this is happening.
Dante pulls up dress
Dante: And I bet you weren't expecting this!
Ed, Al, and Envy: No! Oh please, NO!!!
Dante pulls up dress, dagger on inside of dress
Dante: Aha!
Three: *sigh* Oh, okay.
Dante tosses dagger to Greed
Dante: Finish them off, Greed.
Voice (only heard by Greed): You're not backing down now, are ya big guy?
Devil (only seen by Greed) appears on Greed's shoulder
Greed: Where's the other guy?
Angel (only seen by Greed) pops up
Wrath (apparently he can see them too): Whoa! Those guys are so cool! Where'd you get 'em?!
Four others: …? *can't see anything*
Angel: Sorry I'm late, what'd I miss?
Greed: Well Dante just tossed me this knife and told me to take those three out.
Dante, Envy, Ed, and Al: *confusion* *blank stare* …?
Devil: Tell the kid to put me down!
Wrath (holding devil by the tail): So what's your total height?
Greed (continuing story to the angel): And then this guy popped up and then we waited for you and-
Dante: Greed! Why did I think you could do this?! This one simple thing! It's like I'm talking to Gluttony!
Devil: Whoa now!
Dante: I should have named you Gluttony! It's much more suiting!
Angel: Ouch!
Dante: And do you want to know something else?! I've never liked your spinach puffs!
Greed: *gasp*
Dante: Never!!
Greed: *sob*
Wrath: Well that wasn't very nice.
Devil: That's it! She's going down!
Angel: Now, now, remember, from above the wicked will receive their just rewards.
Greed looks up, large chandelier hanging above Dante
Greed: That'll work.
Cuts rope holding chandelier up
Three: *gasp*
Dante standing in center of chandelier, so thin chandelier fell around her
Greed: Strange… that usually works.
Dante runs over to lever on wall
Dante: And so does this! *pulls lever*
Greed: Wow, should've seen that coming. *falls through trap door with Wrath*
Ed pulls vial away from Dante, Dante tackles Ed, Al grabs vial, Dante trips Al and grabs vial, Envy kicks Dante who drops vial and flies across the room into shelves of potions
Envy dives for vial, Dante knocks over shelves, similar looking potion bottles everywhere, Envy, Ed, and Al scramble to find the right one
Dante: Woops, better hurry *pulls rope and alarm sounds* I'm expecting company!
Ed: Just take 'em all! *begins stuffing bottles into Al's armor*
Al: Okay, now I feel like a drug dealer.
Doors fly open, state alchemists standing in doorways
Ed: So this is what state alchemists are being used for?!
Dante: Kill them!
Envy: Wait! I'm Envy!
Ed: Come on!
Dante: After them!
Ed (running through under ground Central): Okay, we've gotta change you back! *throws Envy a vial* Here try a vial!
Envy drinks potion, turned into a cat
Al: It's so cute-!
Envy: Don't touch me, tubby!
Al: Excuse me?!
Ed: Uh, here. *gives Envy another bottle*
Several bad picks later
Envy turns into Mustang
Envy: Is this supposed to be funny?! Give me *points at bottle* that one.
Envy turns into Ed
Envy: …?
Ed: …?
Envy: …Why?
Al gives Envy vial
Envy turns into homunculus form
Envy: Yay! I'm a palm tree again…! Wait….
Al: Quick! The elevator!
Three get in elevator and ride up into Pride's office
Ed: *glance, glance* Coast in clear.
Al: Where's Pride?
Envy: Probably trying to hide the mountains of paperwork I was always giving him.
Al (holding vials): Okay there's only two left, it has to be one of these two!
Elevator: *ding*
Ed (taking vials): Time to go! *opens window* Al, stay here.
Al: Why?!
Ed: Because you can't fit through the window. Just keep them busy!
Ed and Envy climb out the window and begin jumping from windowsill to windowsill
Al (trying to close closet door with all unconscious state alchemists inside): Come on!
Door shuts as Dante comes up in elevator
Dante: Where are they?!
Al: Where're who?
Dante looks out window, sees Envy and Ed on large landing, jumps out after them
Ed: Try one of these-! *kicked in the head by Dante*
Ed drops vials and Envy and Dante scramble for them, Dante is about to pick up vial, Envy bumps into her, Dante falls on vial, large explosion of smoke
Envy and Ed: *gasp*
Smoke clears, Dante in oversized version of Envy's parasite form
Envy: Woooow, so that's what I look like….
Ed picks up vial and hands it to Envy
Ed: This is the one that'll turn you back to normal then.
Envy: Took long enough!
Dante-parasite bites Envy's leg
Envy: AH! Get her off!
Ed reaches for Dante, Envy kicks Ed in the face trying to get Dante off, Ed stumbles backwards and fall off landing, hangs onto another windowsill on the floor below
Envy kicks Dante against the wall and looks down at Ed
Ed (trying to lift himself back up): Drink the potion!
Envy: Okay, okay! *potion's gone* What?!
Dante (holding vial): *high pitched voice* Looking for this?! Is that my voice?! *cough*
Envy: No! Don't drop it!
Dante: I'm not going to drop it you fool! I'm going to drink it, and once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to kill you! *attempts to open bottle*
Dante grows aggravated and throws it against window, bottle bounces off and Dante jumps after it falling down the face of the building, bottle lands on windowsill near Ed
Envy jumps down to nearest windowsill and reaches for vial (tottering on the edge)
Ed (slipping): Envy!
Envy: Hold on! I almost got it!
Ed: Envy!!
Envy: Just gimme a minute I'll be right there!
Ed: Envy!!!
Envy: *glace at Ed, glance at vial, glance, glance*
Ed looses grip and lets go, Envy grabs Ed before he can fall and pulls him back up
Ed: T-thanks, Envy.
Envy: No problem, pipsqueak.
Ed: The potion!
Vial tips down and falls of windowsill, down the face of the building
Mustang (standing in front of Central building): For the last time! We did not order a giant trampoline! *points at huge trampoline, man is trying to sell him*
Man: Ya know what pal! You could've told me that before I set it up!
Dante (still falling) lands in trampoline and is shot back up the face of the building, catches the vial
Dante lands on upper windowsill
Dante: HA HA HA! I win!
Window Dante's standing next to flies open and crushes her against wall
Greed (person who opened window): Whoa! What are the odds that trap door leads me out here?!
Wrath (holding up packet of paper): Well judging by the script I'd say it took us exactly where we were supposed to go.
Greed: Script? Lemme see.
Wrath: Mine! *stuffs script in mouth*
Greed: … Did you just…?
Wrath: *swallow* I've learned to eat a lot of things. Mom's a good cook, but make her mad and all you'll be eating in gravel….
Vail goes flying and Ed catches it
Envy and Ed: *begin laughing* We did it!!!
Envy: *heartfelt* Thanks Ed…. Okay too sappy. *drinks potion*
I am sorry I didn't have this up yesterday. I was out and didn't get home until 11... and I was tired.... Thanks for reading and please review!
Tennessee