Cast in order of appearance: Envy, Mustang, Ed, Al, Izumi, Greed, Wrath
Envy (palm tree): S-… sorry I threw you out the window, Mustang….
Mustang: It's okay I-
Envy: Now get out.
Takes out tape recorder
Envy: Okay if I record each apology I'll only have to say each once! I'm a genius!
Mustang: …?
Envy: No, but seriously, get out.
Mustang leaves grumbling
Envy begins walking away, sees Ed and Al sitting on stairs
Envy: Pipsqueak!
Ed: Who-?! Oh it's you Envy… why are you still in that form?
Envy: I've decided it's not that bad. I mean I still like to change my form but this one's just fun. Now back to business. You're a liar.
Ed: What?
Envy: You told me your brother was the nicest person I would ever meet.
Ed: And?
Envy: Technically he's not a person, is he?
Ed: …Where're you going with this?
Envy: He's a tin can.
Ed: I'm aware.
Envy: So when he gets his body back he'll be the nicest person, correct?
Ed: *nod*
Envy: Well I guess I can't take the stone until I find out if he really is "the nicest person I'll ever meet".
Ed: Thanks Envy.
Envy: Why're you thanking me? This is purely to answer my question.
Ed and Al: *grin*
Ed and Al (human) walk through water park in swim trunks with towels over their shoulders
Girls walk by, don't notice Al
Al: I'm Alphonse Elric!!!
Ed: … *sigh*
Al: … No one notices me anymore….
Ed: It might be because you aren't a seven foot tall suit of armor.
Al: … Ya think so?
Ed: Well it's just a guess.
Al: Hey, have you seen Envy?
Ed: No. He was supposed to be here right?
Al: It is his water park after all.
Ed: Envy-topia… who would've guessed?
Al: Well not me.
Ed: Where is he-?
Envy: Pipsqueak!
Envy (looks at Al): Who's this?
Al: Envy! It's me!
Envy: Oh! The can, back to normal.
Al: … Thanks.
Envy: Yeah, but has anyone seen Wrath?
Al and Ed: No.
Envy: Maybe he's hanging out with Greed again, but his mother's looking for him.
Ed: Izumi's here too?
Envy: Oh yea, I invited the whole cast, and if they didn't want to come I told them attendance was mandatory of they wanted to come back to dub Brotherhood.
Ed: Smart.
Envy: Well I've gotta find Wrath before Izumi rips my ears off.
Ed and Al: See you later.
Greed's chimera scouts:
Wrath standing with other children wearing a boy scout uniform
Greed: My acorn is missing.
Wrath and others: Squeak squeaken squeak squeakity.
Greed: Did you eat the acorn?
Wrath and others: Squeak squeak squeak, squeaken
Greed: You owe me a new acorn.
Wrath and others: Squeak squeaken *hold up acorn*
Wrath elbows Dante
Dante: Squeakers….
THE END!!!
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