Mello's POV
"Okay. I got your toothpaste you asked for, and i figured you needed a new toothbrush, so i got you that too!" Claire stated proudly.
"Well arunnt chuuu schweett??"
"Matt. Shut up before i hurt you." He was seriously pissing me off.
He mumbled some weird slurred shit and then crossed his arms and pouted. He was so immature...
Claire was just standing there giggling and poking Matt's cheek and watching him get annoyed. It was extremely fun. I should know.
Knock. Knock.
Near walked in and handed me my some shampoo. "Roger got it for you." he said and then walked out, shutting the door softly behind him.
"Ohohoho hells yes!" Chocolate shampoo, bitch! "I'm showering! Claire, make sure Matt doesn't like, rape me or anything. God knows what he'll do when drunk..."
She just giggled and nodded.
I turned on the shower and stripped down. (Hahaha... no driscriptions ^-^) I got into the stream of water and cringed slightly at the heat. I loved hot showers though. I washed up quickly and used my delicious shampoo. The water was still hot so i just relaxed for a bit, but eventually i got tired of standing and got out. The mirror was fogged up, so i couldn't see my totally gorgeous self. (total Mello moment.) I dried off and changed into some black boxers and a black shirt and walked out.
"Well Mewwo looksh awfulleeee purrttty tuuh-daaiiii"
"OH MY GOD. MELLO. LOOK AT YOUR HAIR."
"The mirror was all fogged up. i cant. why?"
I swear to god if that little albino freak did anything to my awesome hair i will beat his little sheepy ass!
"uhmm... heehee... i dont know... if i should... heh... tell you..."
"TELL ME NOW!"
"HAHAHA uhmm... your hair..."
"Yeah??"
Its... heeheehee... pink...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"NEAR! That little penguin bitch is sooo dead!! I will take his insides and shove them down his throat! I will slowly cut off all of his limbs! I will make him drown in the school's cafeteria food! I will-OW!!" I kicked the wall a bit too hard...
I stomped down the hall and a flight of stairs until i was at his room. I barged in and grabbed his throat.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!"
" Well, I thought you needed the hair dye for som reasoin or another, so i put it in your shampoo for you."
"You knew damn well that i wasn't going to dye my hair!"
"I honestly thought you were going to use it. you like your hair girly anyways, so what better than pink hair?"
"I am not going around looking like that little Tokyo Mew Mew bitch!!"
I punched Near and stormed out down the hallway, i heard snickering from down the hall, but if someone here died, i would be in shitloads of trouble...
I barged into my room again and walke dup to Claire and told her to go get me some blond hair dye from the store, she agreed, giggling all the while.
"Matt. Bed. Now." i ordered him.
"Awww... yew haaatess meehh..."
"I dont hate you. Youre just beyond drunk..."
"Haaahhhh... Beeeeyonnnd... Liaaiik BB..."
"That's not funny at all..."
"Yeesshhh itt friiggnn iisshh"
"Bed."
"Dayyummmm..."
After a while of watching South park reruns, Claire came in and handed me a box with a picture of a scantily clad chick with long blonde hair.
"It's called 'Golden Fantasy'' She said, smirking.
"Fuck you."