And here's the last of my pre-written shorts. Like I promised, this one is not depressing in the least. In fact, I'd even say that it's slightly funny. At least, I hope it is.

Anyway, I should think that this short is familiar to at least some of you. While I initially was going to have this be it's own separate collection, it just turned out to be too much of a hassle.

So, into Negima Tales it went. Enjoy. ^_^

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March 26, 2003

Well, diary, it's me. Sorry I didn't write yesterday, but I was just so pissed! Ohh, I'm so gonna kill that little brat!

Okay, okay. Let me back up there. You know how my class is strange, right? I mean, I've written about those happy idiots before. Still, let me just get it out.

Besides all the general native idiots, my class has an unfair share of transfer students. One's a little blond English girl (aside from the fact that she's only ten, I'm all right with her. She's at least quiet enough in the corner. Sometimes I even forget she's there. Which is a good thing.). Another is some giant. Last I heard she was half Porto Rican and half Japanese. I'd say she's taken after the foreign side, if you ask me (How can a girl be that big?!). Again, she's quiet so I can safely ignore her. Finally, the last foreigner.

Zazie Rainyday. What the hell kind of name is that?! Yeah she's quiet, but she's a complete and total freak! She's got some freakin face paint or tattoos or something. Either way, it's weird. And what kind of person has white hair at that age?! It's not natural I tell you.

Oh, and while I'm on the topic of not natural, we have a robot in our class. That's right, a freakin robot. And no one says anything about it! I mean, how can you not notice that she's not human?! She has a freakin key coming out the back of her head! At least those twins are human.

Hm? What am I talking about? Well, it turns out that we happen to have the honor of having a pair of twin girls as students. Now I have nothing against twins, but these two are pre-pubescent! In middle school! What do the teachers think this class is? A kindergarten?

And finally, the source of my anger is another kid. By some bizarre divine prank, my English and Homeroom teacher is a ten-year-old brat. You heard me, I'm being taught by a snot nosed little boy. What. The. HELL?!

Oh god, why couldn't I have a normal school life? Why, why me? Why do I need to be stuck with someone like him? It's all because of him that I was publicly humiliated!

How did he do it? Why did he blow off my clothes? For that matter, why did he even have to drag me out there while I was still in my bunny suit?!

Ugh, my head hurts. Okay, I guess I've ranted enough. Thanks for listening like always diary. I'd better get to bed now. Heh, maybe I'll dream up a nice revenge plan tonight.

Yours,

Chisame (Chiu) Hasegawa

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I don't think I need to explain who this is, correct? As for when it takes place, it's right after Chisame's wardrobe malfunction at the graduation party for (then) 2-A.

Anyway, I would like to thank Hata on the aquastar board for providing me with dates, back when I was planning this.

I would also like to take this time to announce something. I am now accepting a policy of taking requests for short stories. The only guidelines I have are these:

That the stories requested be around 1 to 5 chapters in length.

That I be given semi-specific details (where and when exactly the story is to take place, is it something that could be conceivably cannon or an AU, and if AU how exactly the characters fit into the universe, etc…)

Please, no maleXmale stories. NOTE, this is not because I have "homo-phobia". I honestly couldn't care what people's sexual orientations are. It's just that blatant shounen ai stories are not my cup of tea (if there is a small subplot of nongraphic male love, then I'm fine with it). Forgive me.

Other than that, feel free to send me anything, whether it's a crack pairing, a short ficlet attempting to examine a character, or whatever.

I look forward to any submissions, and I will try to complete them in a satisfactory manner.