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Shadow turned the corner and stared at Jade. Jade stared back.
"Jade?" Shadow was puzzled.
"Shadow?" Jade was too.
Pearl looked at Shadow. "You know each other?"
"Yeah," Shadow answered. "She's my cousin."
Pearl's eyes widened. "You're Cousins?"
Jade smiled. "You ask a lot of questions, but Si." Pearl forgot that her sister was Spanish.
Pearl snapped out of her daze. "Jade, how would you like to see your mom, sister, and our friends?"
"ROUGE?!?" Jade was shocked. " MI FAMILIA ES ALL HERE?!?"
Shadow laughed. "Yeah, and Faker has a girlfriend! Princess is
fighting Pinky!"
Pearl laughed to. "What he means is that Sonic is in love with Polly
who's fighting Amy."
Jade smiled. "I have a fiance! His name is Nayr!"
Shadow's smile turned to a frown. "HIM!?" he yelled.
Jade walked over to Shadow. She then blasted Shadow with Chaos Blast. Wow, another Chaos girl.
"Buenos Noches," Jade called walking out the door.
***
Everyone gathered at Pearl and Shadow's house to see what the bride had been rambling on about.
Shadow was usually one to keep his mouth shut, but he was just a little twitchy today. He kept asking Pearl if he could tell them the news. Her answer never changed. NO!
Knuckles and Sonic were trying to figure out how many cigarettes each
of them could smoke before they passed out. I know what you're thinking.
DUMBASSES!
(THIS NEXT PART IS IMPORTANT TO THE STORY)
Tails was a kid agent for GUN, and was tapping the keys on his computer investigating a case on a mysterious thievery.
Rouge was watching Knuckles and Sonic get high. She was thinking the same thing.....
Just then, there was a knock at the door. Pearl walked over and opened it. She saw Jade with the most unusual hedgehog ever.
He had black fur with tiny green tips on the end of his quills, and a very light yellow stomach. His eyes were a menacing crimson red, and he wore a silver cross necklace. He was slightly built. His shoes were black with green lines tracing along them. His gloves were black with green cuffs and had a red skull on the them.
He looked at Pearl and smiled. "Hi Pearl, long time no see!"
Pearl recognised him as her own college mate, Rudi, but he had changed his name to Nayr since he thought that "Rudi" was gay.
"RUDI!" She hugged him tight.
"It's Nayr now."
"NAYR!"
Jade looked at Nayr and laughed. "Why didn't you tell me that she was your old friend?
Nayr was about to answer, but Shadow butted in. "I don't care if he's her son, he'll keep away from my wife!"
Nayr looked at Shadow and snickered. "Well, well, well, Shadow. My old friend. How's it going buddy?"
Shadow was quick to protest. "I'm not your buddy, and DON'T FORGET IT!"
It wasn't that Shadow was being a jackass, he just didn't trust Nayr.
The black hedgehog laughed. "Whatever you say!"
Tails Walked up to Nayr and examined him closely. He then typed something on his GUN database. Then he greeted him. "Hello fellow soldier!" Tails showed Nayr his GUN badge, while Nayr showed Tails his. He saluted him and greeted Tails.
Jade looked at Tails and made a weird, distirbed face. "Does he work with GUN?"
Pearl nodded. "He's the head of the DNA quadrant, who's investigating their latest case. A robbery at the President's national treasury in Washington, D.C."
"I don't like GUN that much."
"Why?"
"Oh, it's not imprtant."
Tails looked at Jade and then back at his computer.
Angel hugged her daughter and cried. "I missed you so much!"
AUDIENCE: AAWW!!
GUY: OK, SWEET MOMENT OVER!
Knuckles looked at Sonic and said, "Dude! Your eyes are all red!"
"Oh yeah, so are yours! Hey! Look at the chick over there!"
"That's my wife!"
"Well, she's still hot!"
Knuckles attacked Sonic and threw him over the dining room table, where he laid for the remainder of the party.
Nayr treated everyone to shakes at the Mobian Delights shop.
Cream raised her hand. "I WANT VANILLA!"
Tikal jumped up. "I WANT STRAWBERRY!"
"I WANT YOU ALL TO SHUT UP!!"
Everyone was shocked at Tails's comment, and they headed out the door,
that is...
All but Tails.
He looked at the file on his computer. He looked up Jade Esparenza Bat on his computer, but instead got a link...
ERICA FLEES FROM GUN HEADQUARTERS
"Erica?"
He read the text:
Erica Ima "Chaos" Bat, (pun intended), has escaped the GUN research facility today. Please report her at any cost. Suspect is believed to be connected with Jade Esparenza Bat, her supposed sister. Be alert:
SUSPECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS
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Connection?
I know the answer,
BUT I'M NOT TELLING!
CYA NEXT TIME!