Liar

Liar

Hellooooo…Conscience to Mamoru: you're an idiot!

Am not! It's a simple fact: She's going to get fat if she eats all those donuts

You wouldn't care if she had one eye and webbed feet, or weighed three thousand pounds, you'd still think she's beautiful.

She's a klutz!

But only because you trip her.

I do not! I hate it when she falls on me!

No you don't, you love every minute of it, even if she yells at you.

Impossible. I hate her!

Maybe, in a corner of your mind. You know, the one that's cruising down De Nile. The rest of you is crazy about her.

Shut up!

By all means. Then you can get back to watching everything she does.

Exactly….I mean of course not!

Suuuuure…