My P.O.V
"Can I eat first?" I asked as my stomach growled.
Anko's stomach growled and then Naruto's did. I laughed.
"You bet it!" Anko said.
"My stalker's paying!!" I yelled in Sasuke's ear.
He pushed me away and said "Let it go already. Just because I appeared in front of you when you weren't looking, doesn't mean I'm stalking you."
"Yes it does." I said from the ground I fell on. I bent my head back, so I could see Anko and Naruto. "Doesn't it Anko?"
She nodded, smiling. Which made me smile; which made us both laugh and leave Sasuke and Naruto dumbfounded. Anko was laughing so hard, she was crying.
She sniffled and said "Alright." Anko laughed. "N-naruto" She laughed some more, tears streaming down her cheeks. "G-go... a-nd... take... your position!!!!" Now, she was laughing so hard, she was choking.
"ANKO!!!" Naruto and I yelled.
"Yes?" Came her voice from behind. Naruto and I looked by. She was eating dangos.
"Wait... if you're you... then who's she?" I asked.
There was a puff of smoke to reveal...... Sasuke? Everyone's eyes widened; except for Sasuke.
"OH MY GOD!!! SASUKE IS STALKING ME!!!!!!!!" I screamed. "AH!!! KEEP ME AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!! NARUTO SAVE ME!!!" I pretended to faint in his arms.
"SINTARY!!!" He yelled.
Naruto's P.O.V
"SINTARY!!!" I yelled.
I looked at her; she looked like she'd really fainted. I looked up and glared at the two Sasukes; they, obviously, glared back.
"Look what you did! You made Sintary faint!!! Who's the loser now? Oh wait, you both are!!" I was outraged, I didn't even know what I said to them.
The one that was suppose to be the Sasuke Sintary faced, disappeared.
"So... you're the real Sasuke?" I asked confused.
"Duh you idiot." He said dully.
"HEY!!!" I yelled
Anko's P.O.V
I yawned, pulled Naruto's head back so he was looking at me outside down and said "I told you," I said evilly. "Hay is for horses. And unless you want to be treated like a house, I suggest you stop saying that."
He looked at me quite scared, but he nodded. I let go of his head and took my little sister.
I examined her "She's faking." I said.
"Huh?" Was all that came out of Naruto's big mouth.
I pulled his ear close to my lips and said "SHE! IS! FAKING!!!!" I let his ear go and flicked his temple.
"Owww!!!!!" Naruto yelled, rubbing at his temple.
"Now.." I said. "WAKE UP ALREADY!!!" I started shaking Sintary.
She grabbed my shoulders and said "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SLEEPING!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Well too bad." I said like a smart-alack.
She stuck her tongue out at me; I grabbed it. It was longer than normal. I figured Orochimaru had something to do with it. While I was in my train of thoughts, I felt something wet and sharp on my hand that had Sintary's tongue. When I looked down, her whole mouth was on my hand!!!!
"AHHH!!!" I yelled falling back on my butt.
My P.O.V
I laughed as Anko fell.
"I got her! I got her! I got her!!" I chanted.
"Lesson number 2!" Anko said. "Never grab Sintary's tongue if you don't want your hand to be her lunch."
We laughed.
"hey wait! I didn't even have lunch!" I yelled.
"You never asked. Now you're going to have to wait until you beat Naruto." Anko stuck her tongue out at me.
I threatened to pull her tongue out of her skull if she didn't put her tongue back in her head.
"Alright!" Anko yelled once Naruto and I were in positions. "Ready! Set! GO!!!"