A.N: Okay so I wrote a total of 4 pages, without reviews and Author Notes. So I hope that pleases you, I know I'm feeling quite jolly myself. Tee Hee. Awesome Review guys!! Thank Yous at the bottom as always!! On with the experiences!!!

Disclaimer: Uh yea, me no own Twilight. Sadly

This was probably the closest to sleep I would ever get, and it was quite nice.

I don't know how much time had went by, but as a vampire, time didn't matter. But where was Edward? Had a minute even gone by?

As I sat here contemplating how long I had been lying face down, comfortably, on the bed, two strong hands began massaging my shoulders.

"Hmm. Thanks Edward, that feels lovely." I mumbled, with my face still in the pillows.

"You just looked so relaxed; I thought a massage would help."

"Well it feels amazing."

He continued to massage my back, as I lay there in my towel. But always staying true to his virtue, he didn't move the towel more than need be.

When he finished massaging my back I got up walked over to the closet, and put on the necessary undergarments, a yellow tank top, a pair of shorts and some green converse. Just to be ahead of the game and dressed for the next day.

It was only one in the morning leaving us with nothing to do being that my family was asleep.

Except…

"Edward do you want to go hunting?" Being around humans didn't seem to bother me at all, their scent was actually kind of repulsive, but I still wanted to be full, and positive nothing would happen.

"Of course love."

Together we walked out the back door of the house, quietly, not wanting to wake up the rents. That would be a fun conversation, explaining as to why me and Edward were "sneaking" out of the house at one in the morning.

We went our ways to hunt and after about fifteen minutes we met up where we had departed.

"Bahaha. Okay I just thought of an awesome vampire experience, that I cannot live without!" I burst out randomly.

"And what would that be?" Edward asked me, as our hands swung back and forth in between each other.

"EATING HUMAN FOOD!" I yelled.

"Bella, keep it down! You're going to wake your parents!" Edward laughed at me.

"Oh! My bad…Well let's go find some food!"

"Hold on we'll do it here. And I defiantly want Emmett to be here, it'll be a riot! And he can scavenge up some human food for you."

Edward pulled out his phone, and talked at vampire speed which I could easily keep up with.

"Hey Emm. Bella wants to have another human experience, but we want to do it outside, because we don't want to wake anyone. So just find all the human food you can and bring it outside, we'll meet you by the back door. See ya."

Me and Edward walked vampire speed back to the house to find Emmett buried in food.

Me and Edward both relieved Emmett of some of the food, and began running to the other side of the island.

After a good five minute run, at vampire speed mind you, we made it to a beach on the other side of the island.

We all piled the food onto the beach and sat down, me in between Emmett and Edward.

Just then Emmett pulled out a camera, and started talking in that cheesy documentary voice.

"So tonight at precisely… two o'clock in the morning, Bella Marie Swan, soon to be Cullen it well almost a day, will be eating her first human food…as a vampire. Oooh, ahhhh. So Bella, what will you be eating first?"

"Uhh…? I dunno? Let's see what we got. Cool Ranch Doritos, guarantee bad breath, uhm, Oreos, yummy. I'll eat Oreos first." I said grabbing the pack of Oreos.

"So Bella, that means you will be eating more than one food?!" Emmett said in shock.

"Yes Emm. I will. And can you please knock off that stupid commentator voice, you sound like a freak."

Edward snatched the camcorder the second before Emmett could respond, and recorded his reaction.

"Bella, ho-howw HOW COULD YOU!?" he said backing slowly away from me.

"Tell you to stop talking like a fruitcake?"

"Yeah. That wasn't very nice of you."

"Emm, you want the truth?"

"Yes…I do."

"Okay well I was really looking out for you so you wouldn't be caught on tape sounding like that." I said with a fake sympathetic look on my face.

"Oh, truly? You're are amazing Bella! How could I be blessed with such an amazing little sister!?!"

"I don't know, I guess you should thank the gods." I said sarcastically.

"You're right!" Emmett got on his knees and began mumbling.

"Alright, well anyways," I said turning back to Edward with the camera, "here goes nothing…"

I slowly opened the pack of Oreos, and grabbed one out of the pack. I slowly lifted it to my face, talking me back to the time when I ate caviar, made a disgusted look due to the repulsive smell, and popped the whole thing in my mouth.

I slowly chewed the cookie and continued to make repulsed faces. I quickly swallowed the cookie and bean gagging.

"That was the most disgusting thing I have EVER eaten in my entire life!" I said spitting excess cookie in the sand.

"Bell…Bell…Bella." He said between fits of laughter, "You should have seen your face, it…it was hilarious!"

"Well good thing you got it on camera you jackass." I said slapping him in the chest.

"Did I miss it!?!" Emmett screamed girlishly. (A.N. that's really a word in Microsoft Word!!!!)

"Yeah but don't worry I'm gunna eat more!" I said determined.

I looked through the pile till I came across my favorite food as a human…Pop Tarts!

I ripped open the box and pulled out one of the packages. I slowly opened the wrapping that contained the item of food that kept me satiated for so many years.

I didn't even bother smelling it this time, but slowly took a small bite of the snack-breakfast food.

Edward still had the camera on my face as I continued to eat, without so much at a frown on my face, actually I was smiling.

I grabbed the camcorder from Edward and stuck my tongue out to the camera; then turning it to record the shocked faces on Edward and Emmett's face.

"Bella? Does that actually taste good?!" Emmett and Edward asked in shock, as they stuck out their tongues like they were gagging.

I swallowed before speaking, and accidentally coughed a little bit. "No, that was even worse than the Oreos! I just wanted to see your guys' reaction. You should have seen your faces! Oh good thing I got it on camera!"

"You're such a goof!" Emmett said giving me a noogy.

"Alright…I'll be right back!" I said running for the jungle.

I made it just in time to puke under a tree. But it took more than just once to get that nasty shit outta my system. I took me at least a good five minutes to get just an Oreo and Pop Tart out of my system.

"Never, and I mean never, am I doing that EVER again!" I said wiping the side of my mouth.

"Well actually Bella tomorrow you're gunna have to eat a small piece of cake, ya know, it's all about tradition." Edward said smirking.

"Edward knock that smirk off your face before I knock it off for you!" I yelled a little pissed off.

He and Emmett stopped laughing once they realized I was actually serious.

I just started laughing.

"You guys are so gullible. Why would I get that mad? It's just a little food? Right? Haha. What time is it anyways?"

"Uhm it's about four. What should we do now?" Emmett responded.

"Uhh. What else is there to do at four in the morning?"

"I got it!" I blurted out.

Thank Yous!

Apollo3663: Umi believe you are a NEW reviewer which calls for…A PARTY!!!!!! Cookies for all! :D

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Weirdo57: Uhh..yes I did say my husband! Emmett is so much very mine. And plus if you want Edward as your lover, whom you can have fully, Emmett doesn't want no stinkin' cheaters! He wants some one who's fully devoted, not side tracked…if ya know what I mean…lol. So this is defiantly NOT settled. But glad you like the chapter. The star thing came from "A Walk to Remember". I was on a love movie roll :D

Blue Eyed Demon: Edward got a little action, just a wee bit, but they're not married yet, so I want them to stay true to their commitment. If ya know what I mean. And yes, getting blown up is quite the Debbie Downer.

Incoherent Reality: New Reviewer! ANOTHER PARTY! Woot woot. And I kinda explained the blood lust in this chapter. Hope it cleared up any confusion!

You guys were awesome with reviews, but I wouldn't be upset if I got more….with that said, the next chapter should be up relatively soon…I hope.