Hey Guys! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Actually scratch that I'm not that sorry, I just haven't been in the mood & also my laptop just got fixed from having a malicious virus…Yeah it was pretty intense. But I must say I am a little disappointed! I've had plenty of hits but no reviews to make up…? Broken Necks and Hearts!!! Where are you! I missed your randomness last chapter! Do I need to file a report for a missing person!?!? I hope not. Oh and I once again made a change! This will be the bachelorette party! Props to: Pawis!

Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah…I know. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT.

As soon as Alice was finished doing my nails, which was like a total of hmm lets see…three minutes, she pulled me off her bed and into her closet.

"Alice what's up?"

"Bella it's only like 11! We can't waste the rest of the night cooped up in my room! We're going to have a mini bachelorette party!" Alice yell/whispered.

"Uhmm. Okay?" I said questioning what I already knew.

"Just put on what I throw your way. And don't worry me and Rose will be wearing just as scandalous clothing."

When she said that I did as she said, after being around them for so long I was pretty much accustomed to the revealing outfits.

I put on the green polka dot bathing suit top I had worn the other day, a pair of white bottoms with white shorts over them.

Alice was sporting a silver bikini top and some black shorts.

"Alice you look figgen gorgeous! Jell-Us!" I sang.

"Bella if I wasn't straight and married to Jasper I'd bang you! You're a total babe! I don't know how Edward did it?"

But as soon as we finished speaking Rose entered the room…"DAMN ROSE!" Alice and I both whistled.

She was wearing red bikini top and red bottoms, with a pair of low ride white shorts that revealed her hip bones.

"Does that make it a threesome?" she asked

Me and Alice both began laughing. "Yes, yes it does."

"Yes!" she said pumping her fist in the air.

"Well what were we planning on doing?" I asked.

"Ohh…just this!" Alice then jumped on me, taking me to the ground where Rosalie put a blindfold over my eyes.

"Keep you eyes closed, or else!" Rosalie threatened.

"You got it. I don't want to face the wrath of Rose." I giggled, actually somewhat afraid.

Alice then threw me onto her back and carried me away.

"Edward you best not be listening or watching in on any of this. If you do we will know, and you will be a dead man before your wedding day!" Rose threatened.

I could just imagine Edward cowering against the wall away from Rosalie…she just had that kind of affect on people.

I had only been five minutes till I heard the engine of something start, which I knew automatically, was a boat.

"You guys. I know I'm on a boat. Can we please take off the blind fold?"

"Bella you ruin the surprise! But I guess." Alice said glumly, taking off the blind fold.

"It was kind of obvious once I heard the engine. Who couldn't have guessed it?"

"You're right. But hey lets take a look around!" Alice said her cheerful self once again.

The three of us skipped arm in arm through the extravagant boat. Okay well it wasn't a boat, more of a yacht.

"Holy crap guys! This is awesome! And all for me!?" I said feeling so high.

"Well mostly for you…We'll benefit a little bit." Rosalie said slyly, a grin growing on her face.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh just follow us." Alice said tugging on my arm.

We made our way through the yacht when a man in a black suit stepped in front of us holding a tray baring glasses of champagne. We each took one thanked the man and kept on walking.

I looked at the drink questioningly.

"It actually tastes fine…at the moment. We'll have to puke it up later. But for now just have some fun! It'll take way too many to get us even relatively close to buzzed." Alice said cheerfully, holding up her glass as we all shouted "Cheers!!"

It surprisingly wasn't all that bad, although I would prefer something sweeter.

As if she read my mind, Rosalie pulled us into a room that had wine coolers on a small cocktail table with three fold out chairs and a runway in front of us.

"Choose your poison ladies!" Rose sang.

"This one was all Roses idea, the next one is mine!" Alice interrupted

"Alright! I'll welcome each one with arms wide open!" I cheered.

We each took a seat in the uncomfortable fold out chairs, and grabbed a wine cooler. As soon as we got comfortable the lights went out and the room became pitch black. I had absolutely no idea what was going on, except for the fact I was in for a big surprise. I looked over at Alice to ask what was going on, and all she had was an enormous smile on her evil little face.

All of a sudden dance music began to play and spot lights flashed onto the stage and a gorgeous man walked out onto the stage. He was perfectly buffed, tanned and glistening with "sweat". He was wearing some red Speedo bottoms-the kind that most men shouldn't wear, but he looked so gosh damn sexy in.

He jumped of the stage in one fluid movement, and sexily made his way over to Rosalie. He proceeded to grind on her, and flaunt his gorgeously sculpted ass in her face, in which Rose would occasionally slap, and place bills into the front of his Speedo.

"Hot Damn Rose!" I shouted.

More men continued to proceed down the run way, all of them more gorgeous than the last. The three of us let out wolf whistles and threw one dollar bills onto the stage. I don't know how long we had been doing this but I was really enjoying myself. And just when I thought it was over a whole other round of men came out.

All of a sudden a guy in a very revealing cop suit; aviators, hat, handcuffs-the whole sha-bang, came out to the stage and suddenly stopped. Raising his hand a waving his pointer finger at me.

"It looks like you've been a bad girl…" he growled.

"Maybe I have?" I said laughing.

As he made his way towards our chairs he ripped off his cop shirt, wearing only a pair of spandex like shorts. He jumped off of the stage and began grinding on me. He then took his handcuffs and put them around my wrists so that they were behind me. He then proceeded to give me a lap dance, in which I just smiled. But then decided it would be more fun to mess with him. So I too began grinding back, and playing around with his emotions.

All too soon he became exhausted with keeping up with me, and hopped back onto the stage and walked away.

"What about the cuffs?" I sang back to him.

"Tease!" Alice whispered so only i could hear.

"So...?" I laughed and knodded like it was a good thing.

"I guess you'll have to come back and…find them." He said seductively.

"Haha! I'll be sure to." i said to the stripper.

We all just started cracking up, and I fell out of my chair, and on the way broke the handcuffs.

"Guess not!" I said between laughing fits.

Once we finished laughing the lights on the stage went out, and the lights in the room turned on.

"You guys that was so much fun! Thank you so much!" I said pulling them into a hug.

"Don't worry about it Bella!" Alice said smiling.

"Yeah! You're a Cullen now!" Rose sang.

I just smiled. Oh how I loved my crazy, outgoing, wild sisters.

"Well what's next on the agenda?"

"Mine! Mine! Mine!" Alice screamed like a little girl.

She ran out of the room not waiting for Rosalie and me to catch up, but we were behind her in a second to find her waiting at a door with black curtains on the windows.

"What took you so long!?!" Alice screamed, only to have a giant smile on her face.

"You're crazy! You know that girly?" I said, waiting to walk in the room/

"Yeah I know…one of my many talents." She laughed. "Well follow me ladies! Even Rose doesn't know what's going on!" Alice cheered.

"I know! And it's killing me! So let's get this show on the road!" Rosalie said impatiently.

The room was bright and colorful; with…dare I say…racks and racks of clothes!

Both mine and Rosalie's jaws dropped at the sight.

"Go crazy!" Alice screamed.

The three of us skipped through the racks of clothing like little kids at a candy store. Ripping clothes off the hangers and just enjoying ourselves.

"Bella!!!" Rosalie and Alice screamed.

"Yeah!?" I said running up behind them.

"Look!" Rosalie said in awe.

I turned to my side to find a huge rack of lingerie. My eyes widened in horror. I was so used to the normal bra and underwear, occasionally a thong or two, but not the lace, and strings, and diamond.

"Uhh. Help?" I whimpered.

"Ohh okay..." Rose complained with a huge smile. "Strip down to the bare essentials!"

I did as she said, completely fine with my new hot vampire body, and them seeing it. After all they are my sisters.

Rose ran through the rack throwing bras and underwear my way. I tried on a bra, not knowing exactly what my size was after the transformation. I was surprised to find that I was border-line C!

Rose picked out a whole bunch of lacy stuff, and I must say they were cute; I would just have to get accustomed to them.

Rosalie came back with her hand behind her back.

"Rose…what do you have behind your back?" I asked somewhat scared.

"Only an essential for tomorrow, well today I guess being it's like three in the morning..."

"Rose I get it my wedding night! What is it for gosh sakes!" I said cutting her off.

"This!" she said

What she held was extremely sexy. It was a Victoria's Secret baby doll lace slip-on. It was royal blue and it cut off at just below the hips and cut down between my boobs and ended probably right above my bellybutton.

"Well?" Rose questioned.

"I'll try it on, and you tell me what you think." I said slowly.

I quickly grabbed the garment and put it on in the same second, adjusting where necessary and turned to show them.

"So…?"

"Can I fuck you now?" Rose asked while Alice just sat there with her jaw dropped.

"Haha no I'm saving that for Edward," I laughed "so does that mean its okay?"

"Uhm Bella it's more than okay. It's damn sexy. Edward will probably die! No joke." Alice said after snapping out of her reverie.

"Yes!" I laughed.

"So what are we going to do now? We have nothing else planned." Rosalie stated.

"Oh yes we do!" I shouted.

"And what would that be Miss Bella?" Rosalie asked, while Alice stood off to the side jumping up and down clapping her hands.

"Skinny dipping of course!" I screamed.

"Bella you ARE a Cullen!" Rosalie grinned evilly.

"Thank you, thank you very much" I said like The King (Elvis).

"Well let's go! Its gunna be so much fun!" Alice yelled.

We all ran upstairs onto the deck, and waited while Rosalie told the captain to keep the boat stationary while we swam.

We all stripped, and then jumped over the railing.

"Wooo!!!"

"Yeah!"

We spent a good hour or two in the water, when Alice interrupted us all.

"Bella! It's you're wedding day!!!"

"Yes I know that Alice." I said dumbly.

"Well that means we have to get you and your mother, and ourselves ready!!!" she screamed.

With that we made our way back onto the yacht, where we dressed and made out way back to the island.

"What happens on the yacht stays on the yacht." Rosalie said.

"Pinky promise!" I screamed, we had to make it official, of course.

We all put our pinkies in and kissed it. Now it was official nothing would be spilled, it was the sisterhood.

Well what did you think? You like? LEAVE A REVIEW TELLING ME!!! Yeah! 6 ½ pages without the A.N and shit. P.s. theres a link to the wedding dress on my profile page!

Thank Yous:

crescentstar4918: Thanks!! There is a picture of the dress on my profile page!!!

animaluvr123: Thanks for the love!!

Weirdo67: Haha I liked Emmett's catch too! and sorry to disappoint with no wedding but I hope the bachelorette party was okay!

I Heart Emmett: Glad you loved! And I Googled deep sea creatures and that's where I found the Vampire Squid! Yes it is real! Lol

Incoherent Reality: Glad you liked the dress! It's the one I plan on getting married in…which wont be for a while lol. But sometimes it's okay to sound like Alice lol.

Loexox: Yes…young grasshopper! Remember: I love me some Emmett! [just giving you some ideas for your story!] lol

Pawis: This is for you chica!!! Hope I lived up to any expectations you had! And it would be very, very scary to not see the light of day again! Think real hard about it lol.

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