Chapter 9

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Hey all you readers out there! I'm trying to post chapters as fast as I can now, with or without my notebook. Fred: Someone's too lazy to bother looking for it... Me: Shut up. Fred: You know you love me... *smirk* Me: Do NOT. Fred: Do too. Me: Do not. Fred: Do too. Me: Do not. Fred: Do not. Me: Do too. Fred: HA! Me: DAMN IT. Fred: You know you love me, but I did quite enjoy the whole scene between me and Luna. Do you think maybe Hermione, Luna, and I could have a three way? Me: ~SLAP~ Fred: ~rubs cheek~ Ow, I was kidding! No need to get so jealous... here, have a mint. Make you feel better? ~hands suspicious looking candy~ Me: I'm not stupid. Fred: Yes, you are. Me: Don't start that again. Fred: Just eat it, or throw it out. I don't care. :Me ~thinks about it~ Fred: ........ Me: Fine. *scowls* ~puts candy in mouth~ MmMmMMmm... this is good, Fred... Fred: How do you feel? Me: Pretty... hot. God, your very hot. Damn, Fred, this better not be what I THINK it is... oh god, take of your shirt! I'm gonna kill you when I'm back to normal, but now... Fred: hehee.. okay ~tears off shirt~ Come with me... hahaha GEORGE! COME ON, IT WORKED! Me: Shut up and kiss me. Fred: We should go get a room... Me: put up the story, first, though. I love you 3 Fred: Keep reading. Don't mind us... GEORGE HURRY UP! George: Coming, coming. I have the sleeping pills, too, for when she wakes up and finds a gun! Fred: Good thinking! Me: SHUT. UP. AND. KISS. ME.~closes door~

Hermiones POV:

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I need to tell Fred what happened. No, I don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. It could put him in danger! Well, then, who CAN I tell that will believe me? He's the only one that would believe me. ...fine... Ha ha... Even when I argue with myyself, I win. Now where IS Fred? I walked down the hall, looking left and right in search of my ginger haired lover.

"FRED!! FREEE-EEEEE-EEEEED!" I called, but knew it was no use. I had already walked down here 4 times.

"FRED!!" I called again, walking down another hallway. Then I saw him, or maybe it was George. Too far away to tell. He looked angry.

"Yes, Hermione?" He called, turning around and walking towards me, smiling.

"Fred, I need to talk to you." I said as soon as I was close enough to talk without shouting.

"What is it?" He asked, coming closer.

"Fred, I-- GEORGE! Don't do that!" I said, shoving George off me as he tried to kiss me.

"What do you MEAN, "George"? I'm Fred." George said, looking quizzically at me.

"George, there isn't much difference betwen you guys, except that Fred has a freckle right above his right eyebrow and you don't. You have a freckle on the side of your nose and he doesn't." I said, slapping George playfully on the arm.

"Oh. Wow. I didn't know that. Your the first person to tell us apart. Now, how did you know about those freckles? Do you spend hours staring at my face?" George smirked, looking at me.

"No. I'm pretty observant." I said, turning around and getting ready to walk down another hallway.

"Hey, 'Mione, maybe you know of a freckle in some other place that even I don't know about?" George asked, his lips twitching as he tried to hold back a smile.

"What do you mean?" I asked. That was an oddd question.

"You know, I'm pretty sure your not as 'innocent' as you used ot be, maybe that night in the broom closet...: George laughed, wiggling his eyebrows at me.

"Were you... SPYING on us?!" I asked, glaring at George.

"Naw, I was runnign from Filch and as I passed the closet you were in I hear alot of, 'OH, FRED! FRE-E-ED!" George yelled, earning him a few curious looks from a group of hufflepuff second yeears. I stared at him, open mouthed.

"Didn't know you were a screamer, 'Mione." George laughed, hugging me.

"You didn't tell anyone, did you?" I asked, kicking him in the shin.

"Ow, stop it! No, not many people." George said, rubbing his shin.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'NOT MANY'?!" I schreeched, glaring at George.

"Well, I may have told Lee, who told Angie, who told Katie, who told Parvaati, who told Padma, and then I may have told Lavendar and Harry, who told Ron, by the way Ron's looking for you, who told Ginny, who told Justing, who told Luna, who told Colin, who told Pansy, who told Draco, who told Goyle..." George said, but being cut off as I kicked him in the shin again.

"I have no time for this. WHERE. IS. FRED?" I glared at George, deciding he'd pay for this later.

"In the dormitory, selling some Skiving Snackboxes." George said. I turned around and started wallking towards Gryffindor Tower.

"Password." The Fat Lady said as I cam to her portrait.

"Er.. Uh..." I stammered. How could I forget the password? Oh no, I could be out here forever!

"Eek!" I jumped, as someone hadgrabbed me form behind and pulled me into a bone crushing hug.

" Hermione, how are you?" Haryy asked, letting me go.

"Ah, pretty good. Do you know the password? I.. er.." I trailled off, embarrased to admit that I forgot the password.

"You forgot it? Wow, never thought I'd see the day where Hermione Granger would forget the password. Wo-oo-oooo-oow." Hary laughed, pretending to faint.

"Shut up, and tell me the password." I grumbled, just wanting to see Fred. I was in no mood for games.

"Ok, ok. Calm down. The password is "Vaseline"." Harry said, as the Fat Lady swung open.

"Thank you, Harry." I said as he helped me into the portrait hole.

"Your welcome, 'Mione." Harry walked past me into the boys dormitorys. I walked towards the couch by the fireplace, and sat down. Fred was sleeping on the cushion beside me, and I didn't feel like waking him up. I brushed my fingers along his cheek while absentmindedly staring into the fire. I pulled my knees up to my chest, and started rocking back and forth. There was too much going on right now. I uncurled my legs and lay my head on Freds shoulder, being carefull not to wake him up.

"Hey, Hermione." He muttered sleepily, and put an arm around my waist. I was too tired to do anything but closes my eyes and snuggle closer to him. He smelled nice, like strawberrys. I liked it. I'm too tired to talk to him right now... I snuggled into him closer still and fell asleep.

Hee hee! I hope you like it! I'm writing out Chapter 10 right now, I may even post it today! :)