Once again, we're in an empty room. Only this time, the only characters here are Zim, Dib, Lard Nar, and GIR. Lets go shall we.
Me: Welcome back, Zim, Dib, GIR, and Lard Nar. It's nice to have you here for this meeting.
Zim: What's this meeting about anyway?
Dib: Yeah, you called me in the middle of Mysterious Mysteries to come here.
GIR: I LIKE PIGS!!!!
Lard Nar: My accent is awesome!
Everyone: …
Lard Nar: What? It is!
Me: Okay then, I've called you 4 here to discuss and important matter!
Dib: Well, what is it then?
Me: I have a confession to make... I'm... I'm...
Zim: Oh, dear Tallest what!
Me: I'm a ZaDr fan!
Dib: YOU TRAITOR!
Zim: I am ashamed of you!
GIR: DIS IZ SHOCKING!
Lard Nar: Why am I here again?
Dib: I-I, I can't believe you!
Me: Oh, c'mon you guys! ZaDr is awesome!
Zim: You can't do this!
Me: In case you have forgotten, I'm writting this interview, meaning I can make you two do and say whatever I want!
Dib: You wouldn't!
Me: I will
Zim: You couldn't!
Me: I can.
GIR: I GOTS ME SOME CHEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me:... Okay... then...
Lard Nar: What does this have to do with me? I mean, really why am I here?
Me: Your just here beacause you're fun to look at.
Lard Nar: Oh, well... Thank you.... I guess.
Me: Now...
I get out a notebook and a pencil.
Dib: Oh, dear God no! You're not gonna....
I write something in the magic notebook and suddenly Zim kisses Dib for no reason
GIR: RAISINS!!!!
Me: No GIR, that said reason. Not raisin, reason.
GIR: I GOTS ME A COMB!!!!!!!
Lard Nar: I'm scared.
Dib: YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!
Zim: YOU DARE INVOKE THE WRATH OF ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Why, yes. Yes I do!
I write something else in the notebook and Zim and Dib start making out
Lard Nar: They're gonna hate you ya know.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Lard Nar: So... Is there any Fan-Fics about me? One that doesn't pair me up with Zim.
Me: Well I'm writing one. It's called Not Another Typical Love Story, and it's about you and Dib's daughter, Rika.
Dib: Wait! If in your fan-fic I have a daughter... Who's her mother?
Me: Her mother is...... Actually... I don't know. I didn't think anyone would bother asking that question.
Dib: Well, you were WRONG!
Me: D'you want me to make Zim kiss you again? Because if you keep annoying me, I will!
Dib: NO I'M FINE JUST PLEASE PUT THE NOTEBOOK DOWN!
I put the notebook down
Zim: Quick Dib, lets get outta here!
Dib: I'm right behind ya!
GIR: ME COME TOO!!!!!!!!
Zim, Dib, and GIR leave
Me: So... Lard Nar, you wanna do somethin'?
Lard Nar: ...Actually... I'd better get back to the Resisty.
Me: Okay *sniff* See ya.
And there ends another, rousing interview! MAJOR LOL!!!!!!!!!!!